# SDMB (not) Jeopardy - A Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497 "2002-04-08T15:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/121 "2002-04-16T10:31:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > \*\*Aerosmith & Harlem Globetrotters \*\* Q: Who’s got a “ **big ten inch** ” and big, well-handled balls? Next: **pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck** ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/122 "2002-04-16T13:07:46Z")
What do you say when your hair goes on plire? Because there’s no right angles ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/123 "2002-04-16T16:26:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Because there’s no right angles What statement appeared frequently in the book _A Politically Correct Guide to Geometry_? \*_March Madness_ ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/124 "2002-04-16T16:37:38Z")
What did General Paresis say to Private Madness? Fizzy stick ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/125 "2002-04-17T03:51:00Z")
What does your girlfriend _not_ want to use right after douching? Happy Punky Bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/126 "2002-04-17T04:03:47Z")
What’e the name of Britney Spears next movie? Please press 1. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/127 "2002-04-17T05:51:11Z")
What do you have to do if you want to hear two tones, one of 697 Hertz and one of 1209 Hertz, sounded at the same time? (OMG, I’m sorry I’m such a GEEK!) Pocket Protectors and Brylcreem ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/128 "2002-04-17T05:56:57Z")
What’s the safest form of birth control? (Sorry, geek. I just had to do it. Easy target!) next: Because her pants were green. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/129 "2002-04-17T06:16:25Z")
Why did the doctor immediately suspect that the patient had a runny nose? Flaming Red Hair. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/130 "2002-04-17T06:32:03Z")
Hey! No need to bring my girlfriend into this! ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/131 "2002-04-17T06:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > Flaming Red Hair What was the name of the popular boy toy Irish pop group? Austin Powers, George W. Bush, and a dog named mambo ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/132 "2002-04-17T07:46:42Z")
Who are the three characters in the fourth film of the wildly hillarious Austin Powers series entitled “The Axis of Evil and a Dog named Mambo?” next: 10 days 5 hours 27 minutes and 16 seconds, now 15, 14, 13… ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/133 "2002-04-17T11:30:34Z")
How long is until I have to come back from holidays? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/134 "2002-04-17T11:40:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caught@Work \* > \*\*No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. \*\* “So, Mr. Dundee, shall I come see you tomorrow?” Next: **Small yappy-type dogs.** ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/135 "2002-04-17T15:28:33Z")
What’s the ideal pet for those that have no one to talk to? Ouch! That hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/136 "2002-04-17T16:29:44Z")
> [@](#): > > Ouch! That hurts! What three special words did Justin Timberlake get tired of waiting to hear Britney Spears say? **A partridge in a pear tree** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/137 "2002-04-17T17:11:57Z")
What did the cops find at the scene of the psychadelic bus crash? Invisible Bolwing Balls ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/138 "2002-04-17T17:17:35Z")
What do male Invisible Bolwings have between their legs? Invisible Bowling Balls ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/139 "2002-04-18T07:08:37Z")
Other than alien abductions, what do macho men claim gave them bruises when they actually got smacked around by old ladies in their karate classes? Sinusoidal slugs ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2002, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497/140 "2002-04-18T07:15:03Z")
Wudja have for breakfast, Wikkit? Iggy Pop’s voice [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-not-jeopardy-a-game/102497.md?page=8)