# SDMB Poker: Dead in the water?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 14, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796 "2009-10-14T16:03:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/61 "2009-10-31T05:47:08Z")

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> [@peekercpa](#):
>
> well since it was my first time out i kind of laid off of you guys/gals a bit. didn’t want to totally humiliate you all and not get asked back because of my dominance.
> 
> next week, the gloves come off.

Bold words, pilgrim.

😃

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/62 "2009-10-31T12:09:57Z")

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to **dag**

i’ve always taken the position that if you make it here i’ll take care of the rest.

to **oslo**

in the spirit of the season. i felt like a pilgrim getting scalped by the indians.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/63 "2009-11-05T23:06:50Z")

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are we on for tonight?

if so, what time?

and if you have changed the password because of my pending rule over you heathens then, meh.

how come i feel like a chewing up and spitting out night might be in the cards?

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/64 "2009-11-06T02:48:10Z")

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Because you dream big, **peek**?  
🙂

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/65 "2009-11-06T04:40:02Z")

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The biotch is back, bbs!  
8th place: Root  
7th place: fubble  
6th place: Mental Guy  
5th place: Ast (botted out)  
4th place: Peek  
Bronze: Oslo  
Silver: dag  
Gold: Me, cuz I’m just cool like that

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/66 "2009-11-06T17:52:14Z")

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Sorry for not being there guys to keep Missy down, but had to be the single parent on a school night while the wife is at a conference in D.C.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/67 "2009-11-09T14:29:19Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Sorry for not being there guys to keep Missy down, but had to be the single parent on a school night while the wife is at a conference in D.C.

No excuse, **yeti**. I’m the single parent 24/7 and still managed to kick tushie. You just have to get your priorities straight. 😉

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/68 "2009-11-11T15:49:38Z")

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When is the game on?

Is there a password to play?

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/69 "2009-11-13T00:02:45Z")

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hey **red** the link is in post 53 and the password is cecil.

we also have aim loaded so that we can suitably “encourage” each other.

start is 9 central time.

from eighth to fourth to … do the math.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/70 "2009-11-13T02:27:22Z")

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i’m not really sure why we use AIM anymore - the new client has a built-in chat window that can be expanded to a very useable size

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/71 "2009-11-13T02:29:29Z")

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works for me

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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/72 "2009-11-13T05:23:07Z")

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Aw crap, I forgot to check back in this thread tonight, and I missed the start time. Count me in for next week though. Thanks for the heads up peeker.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/73 "2009-11-13T11:51:34Z")

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[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo)

in proving the theory that even a blind pig can find acorns i am pleased to announce that we have a new first time wiiner.

and i am double pleased to announce that that freaking fracking person is **me**

results from my coronation

1. peek
2. robot arm
3. yeticus
4. mental guy
5. missy
6. ast
7. fubble
8. mind wanderer

and i may have screwed some of the places up by i know i got 1. right.

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/74 "2009-11-13T16:23:07Z")

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> [@peekercpa](#):
>
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo)
> 
> in proving the theory that even a blind pig can find acorns i am pleased to announce that we have a new first time wiiner.
> 
> and i am double pleased to announce that that freaking fracking person is **me**
> 
> results from my coronation
> 
> 1. peek
> 2. robot arm
> 3. yeticus
> 4. mental guy
> 5. missy
> 6. ast
> 7. fubble
> 8. mind wanderer
> 
> and i may have screwed some of the places up by i know i got 1. right.

Oh, come on Robot. If you are going to river me like that, you need to use those chips to take out peeker.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/75 "2009-11-14T00:38:03Z")

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> [@MentalGuy](#):
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> Oh, come on Robot. If you are going to river me like that, you need to use those chips to take out peeker.

You know, it’s just weird now to see the name **Robot** after we’ve been calling him **Root** because someone quite awhile back forgot to put the ‘b’ in his first name and it stuck…we just call him “Root” now…unless he wants to be called Robot again…

Root?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/76 "2009-11-14T02:37:57Z")

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> [@MentalGuy](#):
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> Oh, come on Robot. If you are going to river me like that, you need to use those chips to take out peeker.

No, I needed your chips to take out Yeti. Then I squandered his chips to peeker.

> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
>
> You know, it’s just weird now to see the name **Robot** after we’ve been calling him **Root** because someone quite awhile back forgot to put the ‘b’ in his first name and it stuck…we just call him “Root” now…unless he wants to be called Robot again…

“Root” was a mistake? I thought it was an affectionate shortening; a nickname of a nickname, as it were.

Whatever you call me is fine, just don’t call me late for dinner.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/77 "2009-11-14T13:45:56Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> You know, it’s just weird now to see the name **Robot** after we’ve been calling him **Root** because someone quite awhile back forgot to put the ‘b’ in his first name and it stuck…we just call him “Root” now…unless he wants to be called Robot again…
> 
> Root?

newbie faux paus. my bad.

i kind of like **root** better. rolls of the tongue nicely and has an amicable feel to it. gonna have to ditch the arm part, however. **root arm** doesn’t make sense, even to me.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/78 "2009-11-16T01:00:02Z")

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First standings of the quarter (after the Nov. 5 game):

1 Dag Otto 71.9  
2 Oslo Ostragoth 70.8  
3 Miss Take 69.7

Second standings of the quarter (after the most recent game):

1 Dag Otto 71.9  
2 Oslo Ostragoth 70.8  
3 peekercpa 65.9  
4 Miss Take 64.8  
5 Robot Arm 61.0  
6 fubbleskag 50.5  
7 Asterion 39.4  
8 MentalGuy 35.6

Everyone bear in mind that Asterion is hosting the games, but not necessarily playing.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/79 "2009-11-19T00:27:22Z")

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Come one. Come All.

The new undisputed heavyweight champ will be on the felt again tomorrow. If you think you know what your are doing when it comes to poker, let us set you straight.

If you think you have cojones, let us get the grill going.

For the world’s greatest even be there tomorrow while the magnificent **PEEK** goes for two in a row.

Seriously, if you are not totally flat in the front join us for a very vigorous game of poker. it costs you your dignity but thats cheap on this board.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-dead-in-the-water/513796/80 "2009-11-19T00:33:38Z")

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hey, mods can we sticky this or do i just need to bump it every fifteen minutes or so?

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