# SDMB Poker Q1 2011: That's jacked and other whining

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 5, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528 "2011-01-05T20:11:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/141 "2011-03-22T17:51:07Z")

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Missy…there’s a way on AIM to rename the handle of the other players so you don’t need a cheatsheet.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/142 "2011-03-23T16:39:27Z")

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I just relabled everyone in my IM: loser 1, loser 2, loser 3…

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/143 "2011-03-23T20:48:38Z")

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Fish, Schlep, Donkey, Schmuck, Calling Station…

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/144 "2011-03-24T12:38:42Z")

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I may end up having to miss tonight. It’s not as if TheKid didn’t know about her trip since September… She leaves tomorrow and hasn’t started packing. I believe we bought all necessary trip type things, but I’m sure we’ve forgotten something. My night will probably consist of double checking what all she packed. Whee.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/145 "2011-03-24T16:50:11Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Fish, Schlep, Donkey, Schmuck, Calling Station…

You forgot about me.

Duh, Winner

😃

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/146 "2011-03-24T16:53:14Z")

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**Where are we playing Tonight?**

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**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/147 "2011-03-24T17:46:17Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> **Where are we playing Tonight?**

We are still playing at Mavens tonight. We can switch when the new quarter begins.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/148 "2011-03-24T19:14:23Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> You forgot about me.
> 
> Duh, Winner
> 
> 😃

You are right, I did forget you:

[spoiler]standings:

1 Dag Otto 74.7  
2 fubbleskag 68.0  
3 Yeticus Rex 67.0  
4 frosted glass 66.1  
5 notfrommensa 63.3  
6 Oslo Ostragoth 63.1  
7 Craneop2 62.53  
8 MissTake 62.46  
9 Ludovic 61.5  
10 Gray Ghost 58.4  
11 MentalGuy 51.2  
12 Red Skeezix 49.1  
**13 Meeko 44.7**  
14 GreenHell 34.0  
15 peekercpa 26.5

**Dreamer**  
[/spoiler]  
:D:D

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/149 "2011-03-24T19:22:06Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> You are right, I did forget you:
> 
> [spoiler]standings:
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> 1 Dag Otto 74.7  
> 2 fubbleskag 68.0  
> **3 Yeticus Rex 67.0**  
> 4 frosted glass 66.1  
> 5 notfrommensa 63.3  
> 6 Oslo Ostragoth 63.1  
> 7 Craneop2 62.53  
> 8 MissTake 62.46  
> 9 Ludovic 61.5  
> 10 Gray Ghost 58.4  
> 11 MentalGuy 51.2  
> 12 Red Skeezix 49.1  
> 13 Meeko 44.7  
> 14 GreenHell 34.0  
> 15 peekercpa 26.5
> 
> **Killjoy and Part Time Harsh Mellower.**  
> [/spoiler]  
> :D:D

😃

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**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/150 "2011-03-24T21:29:37Z")

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Missy, there is a printout on the other poker thread that has all the poker stars names and AIM user names and such… It’s not complete but I think most of the folks that play on mavens are there.

I can’t remember who set it up but It has saved me a lot of guessing and Thank you for setting it up!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/151 "2011-03-25T03:42:28Z")

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Tonight’s Results:

12 Ghost  
11 Meeko  
10 fubbs  
9 mentalguy  
8 mrsCrane  
7 Frosty  
6 Dag  
5 Ludo  
4 Not From Arthur Miller  
3 Oslo  
2 Missy  
1 Yeti

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/152 "2011-03-25T03:49:41Z")

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and standings with one week left:

1 Dag Otto 73.3  
2 Yeticus Rex 71.5  
3 MissTake 65.4  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 64.6  
5 frosted glass 64.1  
6 notfrommensa 63.8  
7 fubbleskag 63.7  
8 Ludovic 61.5  
9 Craneop2 60.8  
10 Gray Ghost 55.6  
11 MentalGuy 49.8  
12 Red Skeezix 49.1  
13 Meeko 42.5  
14 GreenHell 34.0  
15 peekercpa 26.5

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/153 "2011-03-25T09:39:14Z")

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urgh

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/154 "2011-03-25T14:15:54Z")

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Well I think I found my game. Okay, NLHE while simultaneously playing other games isn’t too shabby, either. But my _other_ game is NL Omaha Hi/Lo – I got 4 out of 7500 yesterday. That’s the same game I got 7 out of 7500 a few months ago.

Let’s change the next quarter to NL Omaha Hi/Lo! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/155 "2011-03-26T01:22:21Z")

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I just noticed this:

> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#):
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> 1 Dag Otto 73.3  
> 2 Yeticus Rex 71.5  
> 3 MissTake 65.4  
> 4 Oslo Ostragoth 64.6

The Originals

> [@](#):
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> 5 frosted glass 64.1  
> 6 notfrommensa 63.8  
> 7 fubbleskag 63.7  
> 8 Ludovic 61.5  
> 9 Craneop2 60.8  
> 10 Gray Ghost 55.6  
> 11 MentalGuy 49.8  
> 12 Red Skeezix 49.1  
> 13 Meeko 42.5  
> 14 GreenHell 34.0  
> 15 peekercpa 26.5

The Newbs

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/156 "2011-03-26T01:26:13Z")

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pffffffffffffffft,

NEWBS, lets gang up on the old pharts!

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/157 "2011-03-27T06:04:49Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> pffffffffffffffft,
> 
> NEWBS, lets gang up on the old pharts!

Y’all will have to do it without me; I’ve got another engagement next Thursday. I look forward to the new quarter hopefully playing better than I did this one.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/158 "2011-03-27T15:43:25Z")

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I probably won’t make the next two weeks, as we’ll be on vacation in Savannah.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/159 "2011-03-29T18:29:41Z")

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Yes 60 **Billion** Hands.

Some [dude from the UK](http://www.pokerstarsblog.com/2011/pogo650-takes-q3o-to-bank-for-102k-in-po-079850.html) won over $100,000 jackpot because he won the 60 Billion Hand with Q3o in a $5/$10 limit game :eek:

for comparison, McDonalds has served about 250 billion burgers and they have been in business about 6 times as long. Pokerstars is gaining fast!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q1-2011-thats-jacked-and-other-whining/566528/160 "2011-04-01T01:26:55Z")

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We playing tonight?

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