# SDMB Poker Q2 2010 - It's like taking Tabasco from a baby

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 2, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671 "2010-04-02T00:52:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/181 "2010-06-10T23:18:19Z")

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Just wanted everyone to know that I have been practicing all week, so I won’t be worth a damn tonight.

I actually won a seat to a $200+15 buy-in hold’m tournament on Ultimate Bet on last Sunday afternoon. (thanks Annie Duke). 200K Guaranteed purse. ~950 people entered.

I was absolutely card dead for the first hour or so. Couldn’t get two cards that were related.

Then i started to get some goods cards. I got up to ~13000 chips, started at 3000 and was in 66th chip position. blinds are still really low

Then I was dealt A5 off in the big blind. I called a 3X BB bet from a guy (w/ 8000 chips) in early position. Flop is 4-2-3 Rainbow. I bet 50% of the pot and I am raised :dubious:

I am thinking he has a got an overpair to the board, I raise back, he calls. :dubious:

Turn was a 5, and I immediately think uh oh. I check, he checks. River was a blank. I go All-in, he calls and shows pocket sixes to beats my flopped straight.

I am down to 5000 chips, still ok as the blinds were low, but my cards have gone cold. for the next hour I tread water, unable to build up my chip stack.

Then I was dealt A/Q spades in middle position. I raise 3X BB and is only called by the button. Blinds Fold.

Flop was two spades plus a Queen. Top pair, top kicker with the nut flush draw. I make a pot size bet, and the button goes All-in. He has me covered. I call. He has pocket kings and the turn and river were blanks. UGH!

I think I played it pretty well. I don’t know really what I could have done not to go broke.

I finish the tournament in about 350th place. that was my first time playing poker online for money. I can’t believe how NERVOUS I was.

I have played poker for some high stakes in some home games and literally wagered hundreds of dollars playing golf and I was never as nervous as I was Sunday afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/182 "2010-06-11T01:56:38Z")

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Great story, mensa. I’m impressed that you chose to jump into the deep end of the pool like that. I started with $10+1 sit-n’-go’s; never would’ve dreamed of starting with $200 a seat tourneys.

Look at it this way; no one can see how nervous you are behind a monitor…

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/183 "2010-06-11T02:02:05Z")

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GG, it was a free seat. i won it on twitter with Annie Duke on Saturday night. When i knew that Robert Duvall played Boo Radley on _To Kill a Mockingbird_.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/184 "2010-06-11T03:18:01Z")

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WOOT WOOT WOOT…

1. Meeko
2. fubbs
3. Redskeezix
4. Grayghost
5. Dag otto
6. CraneOp
7. oslo
8. MentalGuy
9. NFMensa

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/185 "2010-06-11T05:22:06Z")

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Standings:  
1 notfrommensa 84.5  
2 Red Skeezix 71.8  
3 Oslo Ostragoth 66.8  
4 Robot Arm 64.8  
5 MissTake 64.6  
6 MentalGuy 61.9  
7 Yeticus Rex 57.1  
8 Gray Ghost 55.7  
9 Craneop2 55.0  
10 Dag Otto 54.8  
11 frosted glass 53.8  
12 fubbleskag 50.6  
13 peekercpa 44.8  
14 Meeko 39.6

We gotta kill that guy.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/186 "2010-06-11T13:43:01Z")

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> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#):
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> Standings:  
> 1 notfrommensa 84.5
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> 14 Meeko 39.6

I’m not so sure you can still call mine a “Standing”.

Lying down in in a fetal position, in the gutter, with a twitch.

That’s more to the truth, IMHO.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/187 "2010-06-11T14:47:21Z")

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couldn’t make it last night and probably not next thursday either.

but it looks like mensa didn’t need my chips anyways.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/188 "2010-06-11T16:02:04Z")

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> [@peekercpa](#):
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> but it looks like mensa didn’t need my chips anyways.

Your chips is like the cherry on top of a hot fudge sundae. It is just not same without them.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/189 "2010-06-11T17:10:55Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Your chips is like the cherry on top of a hot fudge sundae. It is just not same without them.

i am tickled that i at least provide some value to the experience.

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/190 "2010-06-11T19:00:38Z")

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Again, apologies for not making the game…home computer is in the shop. Hopefully, should be back next week to make my triumphant return and to knock the leaders down 6 or 7 pegs.

**Dag** , nice seeing you again! Sorry about not meeting up later…the Cialis was kicking in after dinner! 😉

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/191 "2010-06-12T04:52:53Z")

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No problem. I signed up for the players card and they added $5 in play on it as a sign up bonus. I turned that into $25 and cashed out, and then went card cold at a $1/2 table. Turns out that the M does run a shuttle to the fashion mall on the strip, but not very often and not too late. The last one was at 8:30 so I decided to take it, since my plan for winning the $40 cab fare back at the tables clearly wasn’t going to work.

Next time, we try that port.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/192 "2010-06-13T03:52:39Z")

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I found a mistake in the spreadsheet that affects the final standings of Q4 2009.

Results as posted:

1 Miss Take 74.9  
2 Yeticus Rex 71.0  
3 Dag Otto 69.6  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 69.5  
5 Robot Arm 64.1  
6 peekercpa 55.4  
7 fubbleskag 49.1  
8 MentalGuy 47.7  
9 Asterion 36.2  
10 RedSkeezix 30.6

Results as corrected:

1 Miss Take 70.8  
2 Yeticus Rex 65.4  
3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.2  
4 Dag Otto 64.0  
5 Robot Arm 58.4  
6 peekercpa 55.4  
7 fubbleskag 49.1  
8 MentalGuy 47.7  
9 Asterion 36.2  
10 RedSkeezix 30.6

Affected were Missy, me, root, dag and yeti - the only players in the final game of a rare 14-game quarter.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/193 "2010-06-13T04:16:17Z")

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I am trying to figure out what amazes me more. the fact that you took the time to correct an error from 5 months ago, or the fact that **Peekercpa** beat 4 other players.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/194 "2010-06-14T00:23:32Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> I am trying to figure out what amazes me more. the fact that you took the time to correct an error from 5 months ago, or the fact that **Peekercpa** beat 4 other players.

I discovered the error in the current quarter, and felt obligated to correct the old one. I’m nutty that way. 😛

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/195 "2010-06-14T03:18:33Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> I am trying to figure out what amazes me more. the fact that you took the time to correct an error from 5 months ago,…

What’s so amazing? We’ve been fighting ignorance since 1973.

Sorry I missed last Thursday. I went to an early movie so I’d be home in plenty of time, then my connection crapped out on me all evening. I’ll be back.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/196 "2010-06-14T03:47:19Z")

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I advance.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/197 "2010-06-14T05:20:21Z")

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Hah! I didn’t notice this before - **I** advance! 😃

Results as posted:

1 Miss Take 74.9  
2 Yeticus Rex 71.0  
3 Dag Otto 69.6  
4 Oslo Ostragoth 69.5

Results as corrected:

1 Miss Take 70.8  
2 Yeticus Rex 65.4  
**3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.2**  
4 Dag Otto 64.0

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/198 "2010-06-14T11:52:07Z")

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Damn, I need to stop posting at night

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/199 "2010-06-14T16:50:16Z")

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> [@Dag\_Otto](#):
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> Next time, we try that port.

Yesssssssss.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/200 "2010-06-14T18:19:02Z")

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> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#):
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> Hah! I didn’t notice this before - **I** advance! 😃
> 
> Results as posted:
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> 1 Miss Take 74.9  
> 2 Yeticus Rex 71.0  
> 3 Dag Otto 69.6  
> 4 Oslo Ostragoth 69.5
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> Results as corrected:
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> 1 Miss Take 70.8  
> 2 Yeticus Rex 65.4  
> **3 Oslo Ostragoth 65.2**  
> 4 Dag Otto 64.0

I really thought that was your agenda for making the correction.

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