# SDMB Poker Q2 2010 - It's like taking Tabasco from a baby **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 2, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671 "2010-04-02T00:52:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/61 "2010-05-07T16:13:22Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Oh and BTW, Peeker came in DFL!! Nothing to add. I just like reading that. ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/62 "2010-05-07T16:21:57Z")
I must have been double up king last night! First I doubled up Missy… Then about two hands later doubled up Oslo. That left me crippled. Tough night. Had a great time and it was wonderfull to see the new faces! Welcome and return often! Great job NFM!! ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/63 "2010-05-07T16:27:02Z")
Oh Yeah… Sorry about that suckout Peeks… I really thought pocket queens was a safe bet. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/64 "2010-05-07T16:32:52Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Nothing to add. I just like reading that. I got him off to a bad start. About the fifth or sixth hand, Peeker put out a river value bet on a unconnected board . I saw through it completely and call his obvious bluff with top pair. he rolled over 2-4 hearts and I laughed and guffawed uncontrollably while an endless stream of F-bombs hit the poker room chat board. I only wished I had AIM to see what he was saying behind my back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/65 "2010-05-07T18:05:07Z")
If you are going to quote me, please quote the entire post. You missed this part: > [@notfrommensa](#): > > Oh and BTW, Peeker came in DFL!! Did I mention how much I like to read that? ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/66 "2010-05-07T18:40:46Z")
I had fun too. I haven’t played poker in years. I’m prone to holding onto hands too long and betting when I shouldn’t just to see the flop when I’ve been away for so long. Good times, though. Hopefully my next Thursday is clear…I would love to do it again so I can climb atop the rankings! ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/67 "2010-05-07T19:27:28Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I had fun too. I haven’t played poker in years. I’m prone to holding onto hands too long and betting when I shouldn’t just to see the flop when I’ve been away for so long. > > Good times, though. Hopefully my next Thursday is clear…I would love to do it again so I can climb atop the rankings! actually a more viable long term strategy is just to hold your own and let folks like me go plummetting down around you. and **dag** you are a bitter ol’ soul. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/68 "2010-05-07T23:56:07Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > If you are going to quote me, please quote the entire post. You missed this part: > > Did I mention how much I like to read that? We should probably have an official “The Peeker DFL Award” quarterly as well. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/69 "2010-05-08T00:03:01Z")
Oh No, I have been in this thread less than 24 hours and TPTB are going to have award using one on my quotes. I am so honored, humbled, and probably will be humiliated with with the award. ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/70 "2010-05-08T00:25:24Z")
I’ve updated his in-game level from “Q1 2010 Last Place” to “Q1 2010 DFL” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/71 "2010-05-08T00:39:43Z")
> [@Craneop2](#): > > Oh Yeah.. Sorry about that suckout Peeks.. I really thought pocket queens was a safe bet. I held Pocket Queens early last night, standard raise, and lost to a suck out. Probably should play QQ as AA. - **Not that I care to know, but, current standings?** ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/72 "2010-05-08T01:24:00Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > I held Pocket Queens early last night, standard raise, and lost to a suck out. > > Probably should play QQ as AA. > > - > > **Not that I care to know, but, current standings?** Haven’t got it done yet. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/73 "2010-05-08T02:29:34Z")
Here ya go (pending my bug check): 1 Oslo Ostragoth 74.2 2 Robot Arm 70.6 3 Yeticus Rex 63.7 4 MentalGuy 62.1 5 fubbleskag 59.0 6 peekercpa 58.0 7 Craneop2 55.1 8 Red Skeezix 53.6 9 Dag Otto 52.4 10 Meeko 50.6 11 Gray Ghost 49.7 12 MissTake 48.2 ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/74 "2010-05-08T02:40:39Z")
So PeekerCPA DFL finish knocked him 3rd place @ 67.8 to 6th place @ 58.0? How many more DFL’s does he have to have to put so he gets a hammer lock on the DFL Quarterly award. FWIW, I will do my best to put him where he belongs. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/75 "2010-05-08T03:25:08Z")
i am really kind of touched that my awesomeness elicits such responses. you fuckers die next week. beginning next week its the **peek against the world tour**. bastards. and when i win obsequiance will not be sufficient. you folks are going to have to crawl. crawl i tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/76 "2010-05-08T05:11:41Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > So PeekerCPA DFL finish knocked him 3rd place @ 67.8 to 6th place @ 58.0? > > How many more DFL’s does he have to have to put so he gets a hammer lock on the DFL Quarterly award. Peek’s 2/14 finish last week gave him some significant points: it make take a few more DFL’s to allow him to win QDFL. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/77 "2010-05-08T11:04:09Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Peek’s 2/14 finish last week gave him some significant points: it make take a few more DFL’s to allow him to win QDFL. i am working on it dag nabbit. the missus and kids will be touched if i can win an award. especially one that might be named after me. it would be kind of like naismith being on the team that wins it all in the nba. woot woot. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/78 "2010-05-08T21:55:25Z")
DFL? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/79 "2010-05-08T22:09:17Z")
DFL = Dead F\*\*\*ing Last ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671/80 "2010-05-08T23:32:16Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > DFL = Dead F\*\*\*ing Last you can say it. it doesn’t cause warts, much. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-poker-q2-2010-its-like-taking-tabasco-from-a-baby/534671.md?page=5)