Bush
But if he doesn’t win, I want a recount. And he doesn’t win that one, I want another election. And if he doesn’t win that one, I want to sue Satan because he came up with a deceptive ballot (after all he is SATAN 
)cause we need to keep the billion lawyers we got busy doing something.
Browne/Olivier
I hereby object to the two incorrect ballots being destroyed! They are needed as proof that this election is rigged by a vast conspiracy of Girl Scouts and Satan!
And I vote Nader/LaDuke
Bush/Cheney
Gore/Lieberman
Hey, wait – I should be President! I’m qualified for the job; I’ve been President of Freedonia, a small Central European country, since 1933, and I’ve managed to run it into the ground quite nicely, I’m proud to say.
As I sang at my inauguration there:
“The last man nearly ruined this place,
he didn’t know what to do with it.
If you think this country’s bad off now,
just wait 'til I get through with it.”
So write in Rufus T. Firefly for President, boys and girls!
Gore/Nader
Batman
Gore/Lieberman
Nader/LaDuke
RTF- Marx Brothers. Just so you don’t think you can cast your obscure references with impunity 
My vote wasn’t counted???
But I’m old, blind, easy confused and stupid. I want my say.
:: Picks up placard reading I want a Voice ::
I’m going to sue you :mad:
McDonough/_mcl.
I’m actually not going to vote for my mother this time.
Gore/Lieberman. The lesser of two evils.
George W. and Dick
Nader/LaDuke.
Look, I live in Virginia. Bush was gonna carry it anyway. Point that finger somewhere else.
Gore/Lieberman
<sigh> Gore.
Gore/Lieberman.
Nader/LaDuke
Feb. 2001, Nader is unfortunately run over by a speeding Corvair. LaDuke is Prez of the Rez. WooHoo!