# SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014 \[signup closed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2014, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314 "2014-11-11T06:00:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/181 "2014-12-11T18:55:55Z")

</div>

I’m so excited! I was expecting my new digital camera from Amazon today, and ran downstairs to meet the delivery guy. He gives me two packages, one from Amazon, and one from…\*\*EmilyG \*\*in Canada! Forget the camera! 🙂

I have crappy phone pictures which I’ll post later because I’m running out the door right now. Emily sent me a lovely wooden box she painted herself in greens, blues and yellow. It’s kind of scary because I collect little wooden boxes, but I hadn’t posted a thing about that. :eek: 😃 She also sent CHOCOLATE including a “Bubbly Santa” from England. There was also a tiny little cardboard piano she _made_. A Montreal magnet and a little notebook with a kitty on it rounded out my wonderful surprise.

Thanks so much, **EmilyG**. You’re the best Santa _ever_. The box is on a little shelf above my desk, and I know I’ll smile every time I see it. xoxoxoxo 🙂 🙂

I guess I should look at the camera. I’m late now anyway. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/182 "2014-12-11T18:58:01Z")

</div>

> [@EmilyG](#):
>
> Okay, I sent out my package today. Though I sent it out kind of late in the day and I don’t know if it’ll actually get going anywhere until tomorrow.

I can’t believe it got here in three days! :eek: Montreal to Seattle!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/183 "2014-12-11T20:02:15Z")

</div>

> [@Helena330](#):
>
> I’m so excited! I was expecting my new digital camera from Amazon today, and ran downstairs to meet the delivery guy. He gives me two packages, one from Amazon, and one from…\*\*EmilyG \*\*in Canada! Forget the camera! 🙂
> 
> I have crappy phone pictures which I’ll post later because I’m running out the door right now. Emily sent me a lovely wooden box she painted herself in greens, blues and yellow. It’s kind of scary because I collect little wooden boxes, but I hadn’t posted a thing about that. :eek: 😃 She also sent CHOCOLATE including a “Bubbly Santa” from England. There was also a tiny little cardboard piano she _made_. A Montreal magnet and a little notebook with a kitty on it rounded out my wonderful surprise.
> 
> Thanks so much, **EmilyG**. You’re the best Santa _ever_. The box is on a little shelf above my desk, and I know I’ll smile every time I see it. xoxoxoxo 🙂 🙂
> 
> I guess I should look at the camera. I’m late now anyway. 😃

So glad you liked your gifts. 😃 I had fun buying/making the different gifts. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/184 "2014-12-11T21:35:18Z")

</div>

So. Went to the post office on Monday with my nicely-packed present. Filled out the customs form, since it’s going overseas, wrote out a nice label, paused to admire again my bitchin’ packaging skillz, took it to the nice man behind the counter. Whereupon this dialog took place:

Nice Post Office Guy Behind Counter: “Your package weighs 4.8 lbs. That’ll be [three times the declared value of the gift!]”

Me: “HOW MUCH? Uh, okay, I think I can repack it a little better…”

So, took it home, repacked it in one of the free boxes that the P.O. provides. Not quite as neat, but smaller and lighter. Back to the P.O.

NPOGBC: “That’ll be [even more!]”

Me: “How can it be more? It weighs even less!”

NPOGBC: “You put it in a Priority Mail box. That locks you in to a more expensive rate.”

Me: “Oh.” (“Welp, I’m a dumbass” was the unspoken but accurate subtext.)

Reboxed it _again_, not nearly so neatly, and presented myself once more to the NPOGBC, who informed me shipping cost was now out of the “sell a kidney” range, and fired it off.

So, it’s taken wing for a voyage to the mysterious and distant land of Not’muricastan, where they talk all funny and eat weird food and have never even heard of the Chicago Cubs, the savage heathens. I hope that it gets there by Christmas, but it’s now in the hands of the U.S. Post Office, so who knows?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/185 "2014-12-11T23:54:19Z")

</div>

> [@fairychatmom](#):
>
> glad you like it!

> [@anaamika](#):
>
> this whole post is adorable and you are a cutie.

😃 🙂 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/186 "2014-12-12T01:44:40Z")

</div>

And I got my gift from **OneCentStamp** today!

[Behold!](http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z300/romansperson/DSC00180_zps924426f9.jpg)

Y’all need to be insanely jealous, because the coffee smells DIVINE (and not like a beard at all!). If only we had smellivision … and yep, I have a grinder, so beans are perfect. I am the only coffee drinker here, so beans are best so as to keep them fresh until I am ready to use them.

The shot glasses are adorable! As you can see, I’ve already filled one (with [Krupnikas](http://brothersvilgalys.com/krupnikas/?age-verified=31b96d42f8), a spiced honey liqueur made locally). Very nice to have on a chilly winter night.

Your note is lovely - sorry I had to make you troll my posts, though. Probably the most boring Internet stalking ever done by anyone. 🙂

I am also seeing a hat trend here - maybe we need to do a hat exchange sometime next year. 🙂

Anyway, thank you!!!

And I just checked the tracking on my package, and it has now left the US via the Miami airport (so much for actually arriving by today, but at least it’s out of the country).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/187 "2014-12-12T01:56:53Z")

</div>

\*\*Sent: 18/42 Received: 6/42

FloatyGimpy  
Aspenglow -\> Hockey Monkey  
romansperson  
carnut -\> MsRobyn  
peedin -\> FairyChatMom  
EmilyG -\> Helena330  
FairyChatMom -\> OneCentStamp  
OneCentStamp -\> romansperson  
twickster  
Helena330  
Baker  
Filbert  
jsgoddess  
SeaDragonTattoo  
freckafree  
MissTake  
Anaamika  
Slow Moving Vehicle\*\*

I just love this whole thread. It is so happy!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/188 "2014-12-12T03:33:52Z")

</div>

> [@romansperson](#):
>
> And I got my gift from **OneCentStamp** today!
> 
> [Behold!](http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z300/romansperson/DSC00180_zps924426f9.jpg)
> 
> Y’all need to be insanely jealous, because the coffee smells DIVINE (and not like a beard at all!). If only we had smellivision … and yep, I have a grinder, so beans are perfect. I am the only coffee drinker here, so beans are best so as to keep them fresh until I am ready to use them.
> 
> The shot glasses are adorable! As you can see, I’ve already filled one (with [Krupnikas](http://brothersvilgalys.com/krupnikas/?age-verified=31b96d42f8), a spiced honey liqueur made locally). Very nice to have on a chilly winter night.
> 
> Your note is lovely - sorry I had to make you troll my posts, though. Probably the most boring Internet stalking ever done by anyone. 🙂
> 
> I am also seeing a hat trend here - maybe we need to do a hat exchange sometime next year. 🙂
> 
> Anyway, thank you!!!
> 
> And I just checked the tracking on my package, and it has now left the US via the Miami airport (so much for actually arriving by today, but at least it’s out of the country).

First and foremost, I’m just glad if all four shot glasses made it there intact. I tried to be a thoughtful gifter, but freely admit I’m but an indifferent packer. Honestly, I’d give myself a B minus even if three of the four made it there OK. 😃

And I’m so glad I guessed correctly about your level of coffee hardware ownership. Will make it much easier if I draw you again next year. (Just kidding; if I draw you again next year, you’re getting booze.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/189 "2014-12-12T17:21:34Z")

</div>

Ok, I finally went to the post office and my box should get to its destination in 6-10 business days. I’m sorry if it doesn’t make it for Christmas Day.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/190 "2014-12-12T19:29:49Z")

</div>

> [@Helena330](#):
>
> I’m so excited! I was expecting my new digital camera from Amazon today, and ran downstairs to meet the delivery guy. He gives me two packages, one from Amazon, and one from…\*\*EmilyG \*\*in Canada! Forget the camera! 🙂
> 
> I have crappy phone pictures which I’ll post later because I’m running out the door right now. Emily sent me a lovely wooden box she painted herself in greens, blues and yellow. It’s kind of scary because I collect little wooden boxes, but I hadn’t posted a thing about that. :eek: 😃 She also sent CHOCOLATE including a “Bubbly Santa” from England. There was also a tiny little cardboard piano she _made_. A Montreal magnet and a little notebook with a kitty on it rounded out my wonderful surprise.
> 
> Thanks so much, **EmilyG**. You’re the best Santa _ever_. The box is on a little shelf above my desk, and I know I’ll smile every time I see it. xoxoxoxo 🙂 🙂
> 
> I guess I should look at the camera. I’m late now anyway. 😃

Here are the pictures in terrible light, and which do not do justice to the beautiful colors on the box:

[![Imgur](https://s.imgur.com/images/logo-1200-630.png "Imgur") ](https://imgur.com/)  
[![Imgur](https://s.imgur.com/images/logo-1200-630.png "Imgur") ](https://imgur.com/)  
[![Imgur](https://s.imgur.com/images/logo-1200-630.png "Imgur") ](https://imgur.com/)

Thank you again, **EmilyG!**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/191 "2014-12-12T19:42:15Z")

</div>

> [@romansperson](#):
>
> I am also seeing a hat trend here - maybe we need to do a hat exchange sometime next year. 🙂
> 
> Anyway, thank you!!!
> 
> .

YES! I am in. I like hats but have no idea how to buy one. I own two winter hats, both of which are gifts.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/192 "2014-12-12T20:09:51Z")

</div>

Thanks,\*\* Helena330! \*\*  
(by the way, all links you posted link to the same picture, but when I clicked “second image” and “third image” at the top, I saw the other pictures.)  
Glad you liked your goodies. 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/193 "2014-12-13T00:25:26Z")

</div>

A package has been handed off to the usps, heading south.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/194 "2014-12-14T00:41:39Z")

</div>

I sent mine out today, priority mail. I’m told it should arrive on Tuesday.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silvorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Silvorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silvorange)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/195 "2014-12-14T01:41:37Z")

</div>

\*\*Sent: 21/42 Received: 6/42

FloatyGimpy  
Aspenglow -\> Hockey Monkey  
romansperson  
carnut -\> MsRobyn  
peedin -\> FairyChatMom  
EmilyG -\> Helena330  
FairyChatMom -\> OneCentStamp  
OneCentStamp -\> romansperson  
twickster  
Helena330  
Baker  
Filbert  
jsgoddess  
SeaDragonTattoo  
freckafree  
MissTake  
Anaamika  
Slow Moving Vehicle  
Silvorange  
rocking chair  
Infovore\*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/196 "2014-12-14T13:37:28Z")

</div>

Sent!

The Japanese post office charges packages at a higher rate if they have letters in them, so my present is sent without comment. Ho ho ho!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/197 "2014-12-14T13:44:22Z")

</div>

I have to apologize - my move went well, but I’m still disorganized. However, my gift is packaged and ready to be mailed Monday.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/198 "2014-12-14T23:11:56Z")

</div>

> [@OneCentStamp](#):
>
> (Just kidding; if I draw you again next year, you’re getting booze.)

Illegal to ship booze. I found myself unable to send a friend some of my raspberry cordial last year. Dang it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/199 "2014-12-15T00:33:20Z")

</div>

Yeah, we had a shot glass exchange here on the Dope, and I sent my person a shot glass filled with candies because I wasn’t sure of the booze-sending rules.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314/200 "2014-12-15T00:48:00Z")

</div>

Package sent yesterday. I sent it Expedited, which is supposed to arrive in four days, but the nice lady at the postal outlet said there was no guarantee at this time of year. Fingers crossed. I’m hoping it gets there before Christmas.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314.md?page=9)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-secret-santa-gift-exchange-2014-signup-closed/704314.md?page=11)
