# SDMB self parody **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546 "2007-05-25T22:40:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/1 "2007-05-25T22:40:13Z")
Lets play a SDMB game! Suggest a new name for the forums! I’ll start with **Great Debates** : Predictable Argument Vs Predictable Retort. Lets see who can come up with the most insightful name! ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/2 "2007-05-26T02:24:12Z")
BBQ Pit -\> George Bush is da debil! ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/3 "2007-05-26T02:44:57Z")
**The BBQ Pit** If you are completely, absolutely, thoroughly, annoyed, infuriated, outraged, incensed, devastated, nauseated by the latest [link to a story of shocking, graphic, lurid, ghastly behavior] of kitten drowners, serial killers, mindless shooting spree killers, neo-Nazis, child molesters or other vermin of society then post it here. You think that 's a bit too wordy? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/4 "2007-05-26T02:49:15Z")
Cafe Society: Watcha doin? (broken down into subcategories such as Watcha watchin? Watcha readin? Watcha listenin to? Watcha playin? etc) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/5 "2007-05-26T02:52:14Z")
MPSIMS = I’m bored. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/6 "2007-05-26T03:37:17Z")
ATMB: “Has anyone noticed that the server here is slow? let me tell you how we can speed this place up.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/7 "2007-05-26T03:40:41Z")
General Questions = I Haven’t Figured Out Google Yet IMHO = Give Me Advice to Ignore ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/8 "2007-05-26T08:11:11Z")
Comments on Cecil’s Columns : I’m new here and want to make a point about how smart I am. Actually could be the same for Comments on Staff Reports. ---
**Author:** ![ishamael69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b9e5f3/32.png) [@ishamael69](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ishamael69)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/9 "2007-05-26T08:13:23Z")
General Questions: I can’t search, so… ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/10 "2007-05-26T09:32:36Z")
[QUOTE=essell] Comments on Cecil’s Columns : I’m new here and want to make a point about how smart I am. [/QUOTE] It seems more like “I’m a nutbag conspiracy theorist and have registered as a guest so I can castigate Cecil for concealing the evil truth about fluoride/JFK’s assassination/the Trilateral Commission/etc.” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/11 "2007-05-26T09:53:21Z")
GD: Guests, please come here to start a badly-constructed AGW-denying thread. Make one or two poorly worded retorts to the reasoned responses you get, then disappear into the e-ether. Return in a few weeks, posting with a new account from a different internet café. Rinse and repeat. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/12 "2007-05-26T10:15:03Z")
IMHO: GD for wimps Pit: GD for non-wimps MPSIMS: GD with kittens and no debates ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/13 "2007-05-26T10:27:01Z")
Comments on Cecil’s Columns: Hey Cecil… Cecil? CECIL??? ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/14 "2007-05-27T09:42:01Z")
Just looking for something interesting in the Pit and thought of another. **The BBQ Pit : _It’s all been said after one page, but we’re gonna carry on for another five anyway_** ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/15 "2007-05-27T10:05:59Z")
[QUOTE=essell] Just looking for something interesting in the Pit and thought of another. **The BBQ Pit : _It’s all been said after one page, but we’re gonna carry on for another five anyway_** [/QUOTE] heh, you misspelled “Great Debates” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/16 "2007-05-27T17:34:42Z")
BBQ Pit: “I’m a moronic newbie who doesn’t understand the rules and everyone should change to accomodate my stupidity.” Or: “Teh mods sux!” GD: “Why such and such terms are not racist, or why certain nutbags are not really nutbags-it’s everyone else who has a problem.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/17 "2007-05-27T17:55:53Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/18 "2007-05-27T21:07:41Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS. [/QUOTE] Hey! Use the new names! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/19 "2007-05-27T21:21:03Z")
Cafe Society: Tell Me What Movies and Books You Like So I Can Tell You They Suck! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546/21 "2007-05-28T15:16:06Z")
**Great Debates** –Let’s bash religious nuts and/or filthy fags. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-self-parody/405546.md?page=2)