# SDMB Seminary and Convent... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516 "2003-04-18T07:37:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/21 "2003-04-18T16:37:28Z")
Nope, I’m never picked for those threads, either, but I’m not bitter 'bout it. I’m just here for the doughnuts. Pass me an old-fashioned, glazed, would you? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/22 "2003-04-18T17:23:42Z")
Do the priests make mutual whoopee? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/23 "2003-04-18T18:56:42Z")
Um,…hi. I heard you guys had like, doughnuts and stuff? See, no one ever picks me either… [lonley self-pitty] (sigh) I’ll just go sit in the corner [/lonely self-pitty] ---
**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/24 "2003-04-18T19:23:53Z")
If I have been picked in one of _those threads_, I’d be stunned and amazed. So I’d like to join (mmm… donuts…), but… where’s the coffee? You _do_ have coffee, right? Otherwise, I’m going to have to start my own renegade monastery and convent… ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/25 "2003-04-18T19:29:23Z")
**WAIT ANOTHER DARN MINUTE! ! !** On the coffee, Starbucks or Dunkin? ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/26 "2003-04-18T20:02:56Z")
If there’s coffee, I’m bringing my own – I’m spoiled on coffee living here. Mmm, Community…good stuff! And I don’t know if it’s still there, but some years ago there was this WONDERFUL family-owned donut shop north of Austin. Best damn donuts in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/27 "2003-04-18T20:17:23Z")
**whiterabbit** , can I bother you for a bignet? ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/28 "2003-04-18T20:25:25Z")
Hmm This seemed like religious type thing thread, and here i was assuming it was opened in regard to the evil cooler of doom, three priests were mentioned as being required , and far as I know , none of the dopers have stepped up to the plate as being priests , or like equivalents. Anyways Timmies coffee , Krispee Kreme donuts ,and Duff beer Declan ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/29 "2003-04-18T20:29:46Z")
I was ordained by the Universal Life Church of Modesto California on March 4, 2003. ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/30 "2003-04-19T17:58:16Z")
Taking a seat, and dunking my donut into the Kool Aid Coffee and relaxing among like people and no one ever picks him ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/31 "2003-04-19T19:11:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Declan \* > \*\*Timmies coffee , Krispee Kreme donuts ,and Duff beer > \*\* **Beer**! Woohoo! Suddenly I’m not feeling quite so pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/32 "2003-04-19T19:47:32Z")
I originally misread this thread title as “Southern Baptist Seminary and Convent.” (I had just read **Jonathan Chance** ’s query on [Christian groups](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=178138), if that’s any excuse.) First I wondered if I was on the wrong boards. Then I wondered when Southern Baptists started having convents. Luckily I then read the title correctly. Mind you, I’ll just have a donut, if you don’t mind. I’d take some of the Kool-Aid too, but I’m a bit worried about that. Are we going to have a potluck later? How can you have fellowship without a potluck? Bless you, **Tristan**! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/33 "2003-04-19T20:05:31Z")
_bringing in a pile of beignets and a ton of sugar to dump on them (or not, if you prefer, but the only reason FOR beignets is to create an excuse for eating powdered sugar)_ I can get some drive-through daquiris if anybody wants them… ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/34 "2003-04-20T02:34:03Z")
Teach me to vanity search. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_Schmeese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Marconi\_Schmeese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_Schmeese)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/35 "2003-04-20T02:52:59Z")
::runs in smiling (the xanax has worn off):: I made Jello shots for everyone! Sure, we may not be popular enough for them, but we can still party like we are! ::starts handing out jello shots beginning with \zoid\ :: smiles seductively :: ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/36 "2003-04-20T02:56:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*Teach me to vanity search. > > Damn. \*\* My long-term goal of messing with a vanity search achieved! 😃 (Okay, not really, sorry 'bout that **Jonathan Chance**. I’ll go confess my sins now.) ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/37 "2003-04-20T05:18:37Z")
Can we still surf for…um, “sinful” internet sites? You know, greed, lust, wrath, the whole shebang. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/38 "2003-04-20T05:34:01Z")
does that damned Hamsters site qualify as sinful? oh wait…sinful has positive connotations…mmm…cheesecake… ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/39 "2003-04-20T05:51:22Z")
Hey guys! How YOU doin’? I’d like a bite on the… um, neck from **Tristan** , please; then I’d like to go sunbathing with **Lsura** ; then I’ll go see if I can find **welby** and hope that he’s naked; then I’ll see if I can find **lel’s** potluck; and I’d love a daquiri, **whiterabbit** ; are there any jello shots left **Marconi & Schmeese**? Then, after I surf the net for “sinful” sites with **KCSuze** , I think I’ll be ready for some hot monkey sex! Anyone up for margaritas? I brought my blender and tequila. Wow, this is the best party (I mean seminary and convent) ever!! If I knew that they were this great, I’d have joined one a long time ago! ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/40 "2003-04-20T06:11:03Z")
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