# SDMB Seminary and Convent... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516 "2003-04-18T07:37:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/41 "2003-04-20T06:16:41Z")
Oh, hooray, I didn’t haul that darn blender here in vain! What flavor can I get you **Branwen**? ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/42 "2003-04-20T15:24:25Z")
MMMM, regular if you have it. ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/43 "2003-04-20T16:53:26Z")
Coming right up **Branwen**. I’ll put it in one of those really big margarita glasses. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/44 "2003-04-20T17:03:30Z")
You know, I’ve never tried margaritas and donuts, but I’m always up for a new experience, make mine a regular too. -Lil ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/45 "2003-04-20T17:29:41Z")
::sticks head around door and glances around:: I came for pie…anybody got pie? No? Well, then I’ll have a donut or 3… and maybe some of that electric Koolaid. No, that 1… over there…that 1…yep, that’s the one. When come back, bring pie. Nobody ever picks me for anything. I’m just gonna go sit in the corner & hum to myself. mutter mutter mutter ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/46 "2003-04-20T18:01:05Z")
I’d love to join, if only someone can teach me how to not want sex. ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/47 "2003-04-20T18:07:33Z")
One regular coming up, **percypercy** , and I’ll take the liberty of making it an extra-grande. **Hihorse** , I’m making one for you too, in case that electric koolaid you’re talking about is what I’m serving. Oh, and I’d love a piece of pie when you come back.😃 **Tristan** , can I make one for you? You are the host of honor, after all! ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/48 "2003-04-20T18:11:27Z")
Me thinks you’re on the wrong message board (not to mention the wrong thread), if you’re looking for someone to teach you not to want sex **SciFiSam**. We’re all about sex!😃 ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/49 "2003-04-20T19:31:48Z")
Really **it’sjustme**? Brings to mind the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where poor old Michael Palin is besieged by ‘nuns’ desparate for oral sex. (I’m in the Palin role, of course). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Madame\_Zelda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Madame\_Zelda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madame_Zelda)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/50 "2003-04-20T19:40:07Z")
Bad, wicked Zoot! Pie, anyone? It’s strawberry…with whipped cream, and…um, stuff. anyone? anyone? hello? ::sniffle:: ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/51 "2003-04-20T23:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by it’sjustme \* > \*\*Coming right up **Branwen**. I’ll put it in one of those really big margarita glasses. Enjoy! \*\* Thank you! Mmmm, my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/52 "2003-04-21T00:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Marconi & Schmeese \* > \*\*::starts handing out jello shots beginning with \zoid\ :: smiles seductively :: \*\* Do you have any grape ones? No one ever makes grape Jell-O shooters, and they’re the best. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/53 "2003-04-21T00:53:22Z")
[celestina enters with arms laden with her famous pies–a peach, a strawberry, and an apple–and one of her famous chocolate cakes. She sets these down on the table that holds the bowl full of KoolAid. She also sets her purse down, glances around, sees the coast is clear, lifts a bottle from her purse, and pours a fifth of Everclear in the KoolAid. To complete the emsemble, she adds some cut up fruit to the KoolAid and then turns to face the room.] If y’all still got some room from eatin’ all them donuts and stuff, I’ve brought some of my famous pies and cakes here. Help yourselves. [celestina gets herself a cup of KoolAid and takes a seat in anticipation of the festivities.] [innocent eyes] ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/54 "2003-04-21T02:48:51Z")
The story of my life; nothin’ but cold, dry monkeys, here. Pass me a donut. ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/55 "2003-04-21T03:03:03Z")
This thread is what I’ve been waiting for. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/56 "2003-04-21T03:21:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\*This thread is what I’ve been waiting for. \*\* Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/57 "2003-04-21T03:32:53Z")
My people! I once called a phone sex line…and THAT didn’t go anywhere. I’m gonna stay in here with the people I can relate to. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/58 "2003-04-21T03:45:37Z")
Well, I went over and posted to **Jonathan Chance** ’s thread, so his vanity search was not in vain. **Celestina** , when you come back, would you please bring… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/59 "2003-04-21T04:48:39Z")
Mmmm…pies, cakes and donuts. Wait, isn’t gluttony a sin? And it’s not even the sin that’s the most fun! Speaking of which, **it’sjustme** , I found some sites that actually feature hot monkey sex! But it’s more disturbing than arousing. ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/60 "2003-04-21T11:16:09Z")
**it’sjustme** here I am, all naked and sweaty. 😃 Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the therapy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516.md?page=4)