# SDMB Seminary and Convent... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516 "2003-04-18T07:37:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/61 "2003-04-21T13:43:07Z")
**Marconi & Schmeese** Jello shots?! I’m _SO_ in! ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/62 "2003-04-21T13:48:04Z")
Oh baby, **welby**! Here I come. _no pun intended_😃 Thanks for the warning **KCSuze** , I owe you one. I guess hot monkey sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Looks like we better find some less disturbing “sinful” sites. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/63 "2003-04-21T14:42:30Z")
I apparently have to leave the convent here, since I was mentioned in one of those _other_ threads for the first time. Does this really destroy my eligibility? ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/64 "2003-04-21T15:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\* **Celestina** , when you come back, would you please bring… 😉 \*\* [giggle] Why, **Polycarp** , is that a hint for me to bring you a glass of KoolAid with some fruit in it, hon? I was just gittin’ up to get me a refill. It’d be no trouble, really. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/65 "2003-04-21T16:31:58Z")
**Hihorse** , your pie sounds delicious, can I have some? I’ve decided to join the convent after all. Wish I could join one in real life! (If only it weren’t for that whole ‘religion’ thing). ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/66 "2003-04-22T06:06:29Z")
**Lsura** , I didn’t start this thread, but I vote that you stay! Now that we have food, drink and a least one naked body, let’s get this seminary/convent up and running! Has anyone seen our fearless leader? **Tristan** where are you? Well, to pass time until we get some direction from **Tristan** , I brought a CD player and some Third Eye Blind and Goo Goo Dolls CDs; but that’s just to get us started. Feel free to put on something you like better. Anyone want to play a game with me? Since you’re already naked **welby** , how about some naked twister? Anyone else in? The more the merrier! **Superdude** , **Searching For Truth** , **zoid** and **Robot Arm** , welcome! Mingle, eat, come out of the shadows and play with us. **BiblioCat** , there’s a whole platter of grape shooters with your name on it. And remember, there’s always room for jello. And \*\* celestina\*\*, I’d love a piece of your famous pie. MMMMM thanks! ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/67 "2003-04-22T11:53:41Z")
Spiiiiiiiiin. Right hand blue! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/68 "2003-04-22T12:08:29Z")
I know I belong here because :o the only person that ever mentioned me in those other threads was … myself. Actually I mentioned my older username. Sigh. Shame really, I’m quite cool and green. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/69 "2003-04-22T13:55:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by welby \* > \*\*Spiiiiiiiiin. > > Right hand blue! \*\* I’ll be over as soon as I finish my whole platter of grape Jell-O shooters. Thanks, **it’sjustme** , they’re yummy! Of course, I’ll be the one spinning by then. If I fall over on the mat, just play around me… ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/70 "2003-04-22T15:03:04Z")
Got any magic mushrooms on you **Fern Forest**? I’ve never tried one. But, as they say, there’s a first time for everything.🙂 SPIIIN, left hand green. Hi **welby** , how’s it hangin’? Oh, never mind, I can see it’s hangin’ just fine–hubba hubba. And BTW, awesome job taking out the Easter Bunny! Can I have one of his feet, pleeease? 😃 Come on, **BiblioCat** , you can bring the shooters with you, and bring a couple for me. Woo hoo, food, friends, alcohol and naked twister, does it get any better than this? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/71 "2003-04-22T15:33:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > \*\*[celestina enters with arms laden with her famous pies–a peach, a strawberry, and an apple–and one of her famous chocolate cakes. She sets these down on the table that holds the bowl full of KoolAid. She also sets her purse down, glances around, sees the coast is clear, lifts a bottle from her purse, and pours a fifth of Everclear in the KoolAid. To complete the emsemble, she adds some cut up fruit to the KoolAid and then turns to face the room.] > > If y’all still got some room from eatin’ all them donuts and stuff, I’ve brought some of my famous pies and cakes here. Help yourselves. > > [celestina gets herself a cup of KoolAid and takes a seat in anticipation of the festivities.] > > [innocent eyes] \*\* **zoid** is now OFFICIALLY in love with **celestina** ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/72 "2003-04-22T15:42:42Z")
**NAKED** Twister? :o Um, no thanks. Can I be the spinner-person instead? I don’t wanna get naked. ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/73 "2003-04-22T22:07:44Z")
Would you feel more comfortable if we all wore blindfolds **BiblioCat**?😃 ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/74 "2003-04-23T03:45:23Z")
**itsjustme** , you’re quite welcome, hon. I’m glad you enjoyed the pie. 🙂 Why, **zoid** , this is all so sudden. [celestina blushing] I declare I don’t know what to say, but I’m mighty flattered that you love me and it’s official now. You made my day. Thanks. So, won’t you have some KoolAid? I can get you a glass. It’s no trouble. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/75 "2003-04-23T06:09:54Z")
Ah, my children. I have returned, and I see in my absence you have been guided by inner truth. _pours a glass of kool-aid, adds mini-marshmallows…_ Now then, I understand I need to bite someone? And maybe, in the spirit of fellowship, be bitten in return? And may I say, this is some great tasting pie? And **Lsura** , of course not. In fact, I’ve been named in one or two… ok, two… of _those threads_ before. But alas, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Or more in fitting with _those threads_, always a cameraman, never a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/76 "2003-04-23T06:50:25Z")
Our fearless leader returns! ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/77 "2003-04-23T06:57:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by it’sjustme \* > \*\*Got any magic mushrooms on you **Fern Forest**? I’ve never tried one. But, as they say, there’s a first time for everything.🙂 \*\* Aww man! I just can’t make the joke. I mean it’s right there dancing around begging to be played but the little man sitting on my shoulder’s strongly recommending I just move along. ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/78 "2003-04-23T11:34:11Z")
[Spiiiin] Right foot red! And thanks for the complement, **it’sjustme**. The night is a looking up. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/79 "2003-04-23T12:06:50Z")
wow! ::takes off clothes downs a cuppa kool and hits the twister mat:: ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/80 "2003-04-23T13:47:59Z")
spiiiin–left foot yellow! Oops, sorry **welby** , or was that **chattywine**? Wow these blindfolds add a whole new dimension to naked twister…and I like it! :wally [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516.md?page=5)