# SDMB Seminary and Convent...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 18, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516 "2003-04-18T07:37:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/81 "2003-04-23T13:54:47Z")

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Yeah, and it’s pretty funny for those of us who are sitting on the sidelines watching.

Y’all are getting those colors all wrong.😃

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/82 "2003-04-23T13:59:12Z")

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> So, won’t you have some KoolAid? I can get you a glass. It’s no trouble. 🙂 \*\*

Yes please!  
Thank you!😉

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**Author:** ![guava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/71e660/32.png) [@guava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guava)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/83 "2003-05-06T20:43:43Z")

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I see this has turned into quite the party. Alcohol, nudity, hot monkey sex!!! My goodness, what will the priests, ministers, rabbis, and nuns think?

Everclear and Kool-Aid. You know how hard it is to find that at a party? It must be eight years since I’ve done that. I’ve never had the pleasure of a Jello shot. Who’s got the recipe so I can bring them to the next party?

Anyone for some pumpernickel bread with spinach dip?

I’ve got the music. My personal favorite is Dance Naked by John Mellencamp.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/84 "2003-05-06T23:47:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Branwen \*  
> \*\*Y’all are getting those colors all wrong.😃 \*\*

:::stumbles over to \*\*Branwen \*\*, leans in close and attempts to whisper:::

**Ish 'cuz they’s all drunk!!**

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/85 "2003-05-07T05:08:31Z")

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[celestina brings **zoid** a cup of Kool Aid, and they sit and sip and enjoy the Twister festivities.] 🙂 So tell me, **zoid**. What’s cute fella like you doing up in a place like this?

**guava** , I know what you mean. It’s been ages since I’ve been to a good ol’ PJ party, or at least I think that’s the term for Everclear and Kool Aid. I’m so glad that folks, like **BiblioCat** are enjoying the drinks and whatnot. 😃

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/86 "2003-05-07T05:23:22Z")

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Did anyone think to bring hot chocolate? (I don’t drink coffee) please pass a chocolate donut please. I HATE singlehood!

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/87 "2003-05-07T05:25:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*:::stumbles over to \*\*Branwen \*\*, leans in close and attempts to whisper:::
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> **Ish 'cuz they’s all drunk!!** \*\*

It’s 'cuz they’re all blindfolded. Cover one of your eyes and take a look.  
On second though, let me do that for you. You’re about to poke your eye out.

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**Author:** ![Penguin\_assassin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5e9695/32.png) [@Penguin\_assassin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penguin_assassin)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/88 "2003-05-07T05:44:17Z")

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\*slides in serruptisiously and steals jello shot and whispers to **Branwen** \*  
I was just passing by, why are they blindfolded?😕

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/89 "2003-05-07T06:23:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Penguin assassin \*  
> \*\*\*slides in serruptisiously and steals jello shot and whispers to **Branwen** \*  
> I was just passing by, why are they blindfolded?😕 \*\*

Hi! Welcome! They’re wearing blindfolds to make **bibliocate** happy.

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**Author:** ![Branwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@Branwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Branwen)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/90 "2003-05-07T06:24:36Z")

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:smack: Preview is your friend, Branwen. Especially this late at night.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/91 "2003-05-08T20:12:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by celestina \*  
> \*\*[celestina brings **zoid** a cup of Kool Aid, and they sit and sip and enjoy the Twister festivities.] 🙂 So tell me, **zoid**. What’s cute fella like you doing up in a place like this?

Well I’m mighty tempted to slip my arm around your waist and start telling you about how my wife just doesn’t undestand me but seeing as we’re in a **Seminary and Convent** thread I don’t think it’d be a good idea (besides you strike me as having way too much going for you to fall for it anyway 😃 )!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-seminary-and-convent/169516/92 "2003-06-09T17:37:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by zoid \*  
> \*\ ***zoid** is now OFFICIALLY in love with **celestina** \*\*

I’ve got you beat. I have been since I first saw her post.

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