# SDMB Slave Auction
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 7, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062 "2001-03-07T05:17:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
**Page:** 11
### Author:  [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062/201 "2001-03-20T03:32:09Z")
\*\*Matt\_mcl wrote:
Begging your pardon, sir, but Joe Clark, who leads the small Conservative party, isn’t a jerk. Stockwell Day, who leads the big conservative Canadian Alliance party, is a jerk (not to mention a homophobic, lying bigot.\*\*
Thank you, boy! I knew there was another reason to buy you other than that wonderful tongue of yours. I stand corrected, **Stockwell Day’s** head on a pike.
And **Cheffie** , don’t go around giving out my secrets or I’ll start bidding on you, too! 😃
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062/202 "2001-03-20T03:54:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> Hmmph. I’ve never taken a male slave. Perhaps I’ll start. If you would like, I could quickly teach you what real consensual servitude is all about. If you prove yourself worthy and arden is willing, perhaps you can serve by her side someday.
arden doesn’t share well! (Unless she’s instructed to.)
[sub][although I must say I’m flattered by Tgry’s bid][/sub]
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2001, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062/203 "2001-03-20T07:30:22Z")
> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Freyr \*
> Thank you, boy! I knew there was another reason to buy you other than that wonderful tongue of yours._\*
_purrs_ _rubs head against Freyr’s calf_ Thank you, sir…
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### Author:  [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062/204 "2001-03-21T01:08:17Z")
(with a purring **Matt\_mcl** firmly attached to his leg)… **Freyr** asks…“Okay, hurry this up! When can I take my boy home?”
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2001, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-slave-auction/57062/205 "2001-03-21T03:51:41Z")
Hmmm…So I guess I won Silver Fire? Sweet.
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