# SDMB song?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-song/49629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-song/49629 "2001-01-12T03:02:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-song/49629/1 "2001-01-12T03:02:47Z")

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Some time ago one of the Dopers here had a S.O. that was composing a song about the SDMB. What happened with that?

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**Author:** ![LazarusLong42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@LazarusLong42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LazarusLong42)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-song/49629/2 "2001-01-12T06:22:24Z")

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Here’s my personal suggestion:

(To the tune of some song whose name I can’t remember)

_Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,  
I do nothing all day long.  
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,  
How do you like my nothing song?_

LL

[sub]Among Boy Scouts, this is also called the “Scoutmaster Song.” For obvious reasons.