# SDMB: The Movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028 "2004-12-15T20:26:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/21 "2004-12-16T06:42:30Z")
I’d kill to be Halle Berry–that woman!–but I’m not black. _sigh_ I’ll have to settle for Angelina Jolie. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/22 "2004-12-16T06:49:04Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Mike Myers. Only slightly less funny, and slightly more annoying. Is that possible? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/23 "2004-12-16T07:05:47Z")
> [@Nightwatch Trailer](#): > > Is that possible? I don’t know if I should be happy or upset by that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/24 "2004-12-16T09:16:38Z")
Emma Watson. We look scarily similar and she already knows how to play an eccentric know-it-all. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/25 "2004-12-16T09:44:06Z")
Can I be in the sex scene? I’ll play myself. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/26 "2004-12-16T09:48:01Z")
I never know who to cast myself as in these things. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/27 "2004-12-16T10:05:27Z")
> [@ava](#): > > Emma Watson. We look scarily similar and she already knows how to play an eccentric know-it-all. No. Winona Ryder. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/28 "2004-12-16T10:06:06Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > **SPOOFE** : Jack Black Jack Black is **JoeyHemlock**. Ask anyone. 😛 I can’t think of anyone good for SPOOFE though. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/29 "2004-12-16T10:07:54Z")
Whoops! I forgot to add: **Monster104** : Matt Damon ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2004, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/30 "2004-12-16T10:22:49Z")
I´ve been told I´ve got a passing ressemblance to Josh Hartnett; doesn´t matter because I´ll do the 3D stuff for the movie. > [@Kythereia](#): > > I’d kill to be Halle Berry–that woman!–but I’m not black. _sigh_ > > I’ll have to settle for Angelina Jolie. 😉 How you doin´? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/31 "2004-12-17T05:02:50Z")
For me, Kenneth Branagh as Burl Ives. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/32 "2004-12-17T05:18:59Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Can I be in the sex scene? I’ll play myself. That’s generally how my love life works. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/33 "2004-12-17T05:20:16Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > That’s generally how my love life works. ZING! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/34 "2004-12-17T05:36:19Z")
A couple of Dopers have indicated that I remind them of Ron White. They call me, Tater Salad. ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/35 "2004-12-17T05:41:10Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > No. Winona Ryder. Shucks, I was going to call dibs on Winona. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/36 "2004-12-17T05:49:33Z")
I call Walken, just so I can imagine him ranting about the Mariana Trench. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/37 "2004-12-17T06:06:26Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > Shucks, I was going to call dibs on Winona. Then I call “dibs” on hitting on you. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/38 "2004-12-17T14:27:39Z")
Humphrey Bogart ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/39 "2004-12-17T14:45:10Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Humphrey Bogart That’s funny…I was seeing you more as Audrey II… ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/40 "2004-12-17T14:52:23Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Twenty years ago, I would have been played by Richard Dreyfus, _a la_ **Jaws**. > > Now, unfortunately, Wilford Brimley would be more like it. Have you seen Richard Dreyfus lately? Wilford Brimley could play Richard Dreyfus! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028.md?page=3)