# SDMB: The Movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 15, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028 "2004-12-15T20:26:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/61 "2004-12-18T04:13:01Z")
> [@Roadwalker](#): > > when the grocrey store man blasts at him with a shotgun, that’s me. I beg your pardon. You are the shooter or the shootie? ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/62 "2004-12-18T04:14:06Z")
> [@Silver Fire](#): > > Jack Black is **JoeyHemlock**. Ask anyone. 😛 > > I can’t think of anyone good for SPOOFE though. Jason Mewes, aka Jay. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/63 "2004-12-18T04:19:21Z")
And for myself, I would cast… I don’t know. Probably just a bit part anyways. [You decide, though. Who do I look like?](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/images/wmulax93/wmulax93_photo0.jpg) Of course, that was me 40 pounds ago, so just give me a rounder face and bigger arms. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/64 "2004-12-18T04:23:54Z")
> [@wmulax93](#): > > You decide, though. Who do I look like? Luke Wilson. ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/65 "2004-12-18T04:41:36Z")
Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/66 "2004-12-18T04:55:56Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I beg your pardon. > You are the shooter or the shootie? I’m the one being shot at, if I had a pic I’d post a link ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/67 "2004-12-18T05:13:04Z")
No replies. 😛 Once again I’m reminded that Hollywood actors don’t look like me. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/68 "2004-12-18T05:39:22Z")
I’ve heard that I resemble Christian Slater twice, and Keanu Reeves once. I don’t particularly want either of those gents playing me, so I’ll star in the movie myself, as none other than [Spike](http://photopile.com/photos/RolandOrzabal/family/161715.bmp) [Spiegel](http://photopile.com/photos/RolandOrzabal/family/161713.bmp) of Cowboy Bebop fame. Yes, this post is little more a thinly-disguised excuse to post these pics again. So sue me; I like 'em. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/69 "2004-12-18T12:36:29Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > But I get told I look like Stephen Root often. How _you_ doin’? What? I like Stephen Root. Big deal. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/70 "2004-12-18T16:08:05Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > **harmless** = Catherine Deneuve in _Belle de Jour_. > [@](#): > > [This unseen-for-years masterwork from Luis Bunuel stars Catherine Deneuve as the bourgeois wife of a surgeon who seeks a way out of her dull life through kinky fantasies and by becoming a prostitute at a local brothel.](http://www.nitrovideo.com/moviedb/belle_de_jour/Catherine_Deneuve.html) :eek: :dubious: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/71 "2004-12-18T22:09:01Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Ah, I know the problem. Nobody here knows what I look like! Well, I finally have a PhotoBucket album, so next time we do a picture thread, I’m set. Look at those [effing cinderblocks](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/MarleyS/Guitar/PJ2132.jpg)! They let you have a camera in the joint? 😉 You’re tough, man. If I wanted to jab at you, I’d say [Jon Cryer](http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0001083/). 😛 Sure, he’s remarkably successful and has been in a few seminal “Generation-X” flicks, but these days… _?_ From what I know of you though, I’m certain you’d prefer an understated, solid actor. Go with Michael Jai White. He’s been in a lot of great stuff, but most people probably remember him best as Spawn, née [Assassin Al Simmons](http://us.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0120177/Ss/0120177/fcs_JY26_1_15.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=White,%20Michael%20Jai). ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/72 "2004-12-18T22:46:27Z")
> [@Earthworm Jim](#): > > **hillbilly queen** : Anna Paquin Awww, that’s nice. They’d have to age her about 20 years, but those FX people are amazing. _I was so afraid somebody would cast Fannie Flagg as me._ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/73 "2004-12-18T23:03:35Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > A couple of Dopers have indicated that I remind them of Ron White. > > They call me, Tater Salad. I’m sorry to say, if we ever meet, I may be compelled to kick you in the head. Please don’t take it personally. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/74 "2004-12-18T23:14:12Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > I’m sorry to say, if we ever meet, I may be compelled to kick you in the head. Please don’t take it personally. It happens. You don’t happen to use a smoke detector as a kitchen timer, do you? [wink, wink] “Hey, NCB, you just said ‘[wink, wink]’ out loud!” ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/75 "2004-12-19T01:39:16Z")
I’m not too familiar with teen actors. Who would play [me?](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Gadfly/awful.png) ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/76 "2004-12-19T02:06:22Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > I’m not too familiar with teen actors. Who would play [me?](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Gadfly/awful.png) The kid who plays Hunter on Queer as Folk, [Harris Allan](http://imdb.com/name/nm0019931/). ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/77 "2004-12-19T02:48:40Z")
Or Tucker Carlson. :d&r: ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/78 "2004-12-19T03:02:45Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > > [@Ghanima](#): > > > > harmless = Catherine Deneuve in Belle de Jour. > > > [@](#): > > > > This unseen-for-years masterwork from Luis Bunuel stars Catherine Deneuve as the bourgeois wife of a surgeon who seeks a way out of her dull life through kinky fantasies and by becoming a prostitute at a local brothel. :eek: :dubious: 😃 I saw that on Sundance Channel, I think it was, not too long ago. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/79 "2004-12-19T15:09:51Z")
> [@Homebrew](#): > > I saw that on Sundance Channel, I think it was, not too long ago. so, how was I? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028/80 "2004-12-19T18:22:55Z")
Well, let’s see, for me it would obviously have to be either **Ray Liotta** or **D. B. Sweeney**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-the-movie/280028.md?page=5)