# SDMB threads that had you cracking up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-threads-that-had-you-cracking-up/594355>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 28, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-threads-that-had-you-cracking-up/594355 "2011-08-28T04:52:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-threads-that-had-you-cracking-up/594355/21 "2011-08-30T20:56:52Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> Pan fried semen. Accept no substitutes.
> 
> ETA - and the one that started out attacking **lindsaybluth** and ended up with everybody bragging about how they were so rich they had a garage and not a car-hole like _some_ people, plus they didn’t have to use no plastic colanders.

Oh, the colanders - yeah, that one got just a _teeny_ bit weird. 😃

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**Author:** ![IaMoDiNaRy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@IaMoDiNaRy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IaMoDiNaRy)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-threads-that-had-you-cracking-up/594355/22 "2011-08-30T23:54:36Z")

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This thread had me laughing so hard, there were tears streaming down my face … if I want a good laugh, I go back and reread it. Posts # 6 and # 28 are the best, I thought… it was originally started in 2004 and then someone revived it in 2010.

**Catching Pinworms-- Is This True?! (TMI…Not for the Squeamish)**

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=233980](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=233980)

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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-threads-that-had-you-cracking-up/594355/23 "2011-08-31T03:22:41Z")

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> [@RadicalPi](#):
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> Here it is:
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4600087&postcount=31](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4600087&postcount=31)

Yup, that’s the one.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-threads-that-had-you-cracking-up/594355/24 "2011-08-31T04:19:37Z")

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[fake bad butter substitute names](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=557268)  
[will guns protect me from jellyfish?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560379)

> [@](#):
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> Your only chance to avoid death by jellyfish is to kill yourself before they get to you. Sadly, that’s probably not even possible, as there are probably at least 3 jellyfish between you and the nearest gun

The two [Oompa Loompas](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=213441) vs [Munchkins](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=402857&page=1&pp=50) threads.

It wasn’t meant to be funny, but: [Monkubines!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=526869)

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