# SDMB tradition - my colonoscopy thread

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**Created:** [February 23, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-tradition-my-colonoscopy-thread/933566 "2021-02-23T17:06:21Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-tradition-my-colonoscopy-thread/933566/71 "2021-03-02T21:24:05Z")

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Yep! And you just ASSUME that if your doctor, and the facility, are in-network, so is the anesthesiologist (and other -ologists involved).

I remember back when my daughter was a newborn, I was on a parent-of-preemies list for a bit. One parent was nearly hysterical because the hospital her newborn was in - and this was not an optional admission, the baby was in the NICU - was in-network, but NONE OF THE NEONATOLOGISTS were. Not like you can take a 3 pound preemie, incubator and all, down the street to the next hospital. I have no clue how that worked out.

On another note; I will shortly be following in EmilyG’s footsteps - if, er, not too closely lest there be lingering, um, effects. Got my next one scheduled for early April.

At 8 in the morning. I could have held out for a later date with a later appointment time, but it’s not like I dare sleep all that soundly the night before. So at 2 AM or so, you all know what I’ll be doing!

And with a 7:15 arrival time, we wouldn’t run into rush hour traffic even if it existed anymore.

Now to try to find some more [scope-related jokes.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-colonoscopy-jokes/638854/41) , as I’ve plumb run out. I suppose I could start loudly singing “Let, the Sun Shine In” but that’d be really, really cruel (maybe I can put it on my phone and smuggle it in on the gurney).

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