# SDMB Valentines Day crush confessions... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361 "2001-02-13T20:47:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/21 "2001-02-14T02:47:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > \*\*I must admit that I have an amazing large crush on MsRobyn… ::sigh:: > > To bad we are both married, eh? > > ::runs off to go sigh heavily and generally be a goth:: 😃 \*\* _sigh_ All the good ones are taken 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/22 "2001-02-14T02:47:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*I can have a virtual crush and a non-virtual one, right? \*\* Absolutely. The people I have crushes on know it. Or they better damn-well know it:) However, nothing will come of one, and hopefully a helluva lot of the other significant one, so it’s all good. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/23 "2001-02-14T02:48:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Not at all! ::faints dead away:: Hm. Is making a man faint a good thing or a bad thing? I don’t believe I’ve ever done that before. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/24 "2001-02-14T02:51:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > Hm. > > Is making a man faint a good thing or a bad thing? I don’t believe I’ve ever done that before. :eek: \*\* ::rises up off the floor:: Good thing! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/25 "2001-02-14T03:03:59Z")
> [@](#): > > and I’m starting to get a soft spot for Sapphire Bullet after that Valentine’s Day card she sent me. I’m still laughing about that Just **starting** to, Arden? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/26 "2001-02-14T03:26:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*But hands down, right now I have the hot-n-sweatys for **Tequila Mockingbird** REAL bad… > > Man, you guys don’t even know… hehehehehe\*\* I know. hehehe… 😃 Let’s see, who the hell **don’t** I have a crush on? My crushes are (Hang on, everyone, this is gonna be a long list): wyldelf Nymysys TruePisces Silver Fire evilbeth Shayna Silly Rabbit Tequila Mockingbird Arden Ranger A girl MissBHaven SilkyThroat (oops, I mean SilkyThreat)😉 This is by no means a complete list, but I’m at work and the phone’s ringing. I shall return… ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/27 "2001-02-14T03:38:34Z")
Do you really have to ask? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/28 "2001-02-14T03:43:57Z")
I’m with sk8. If you know me, you know who my crush is. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/29 "2001-02-14T03:56:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Bullet \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > and I’m starting to get a soft spot for Sapphire Bullet after that Valentine’s Day card she sent me. I’m still laughing about that > > Just **starting** to, Arden? 😉 > \*\* Shhhhhh… 😉 Aw, **Crunchy** … I’m feelin’ a mit light headed now. I think I may need to lie down… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/30 "2001-02-14T05:59:18Z")
I’ve got a couple. Not a lot. (I’m not **Crunchy** after all! 😃 ) But here goes… **lurkernomore** - he makes me laugh, he makes me smile, he warms my heart. I don’t have enough room to say it all. **UncleBill** - Gotta love a NASCAR man, especially one that can flirt as well as he can! **Crunchy Frog** - Great minds think alike. 'Nuff said **blessedwolf** - Read [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59700) Now you know. **Tequila Mockingbird** (Hey, I can mix and match, can’t I??) - She is just… WOW! Everything and then some! And she likes graveyards! And she likes sushi! _swoon_ And, of course, **beelzebubba** for making me smile and helping me feel a little better about myself. ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/31 "2001-02-14T08:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*However, nothing will come of one, and hopefully a helluva lot of the other significant one, so it’s all good. \*\* ::sigh:: iampunha is already taken… And just when I was about to start a thread to announce my crush in a Valentine’s thread… Life’s so cruel… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/32 "2001-02-14T09:09:19Z")
Well, I’ve always had a thing for quiet girls… ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/33 "2001-02-14T11:36:35Z")
Ok, here goes. Ever since I first saw [seriousart](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/seriousart.html) on the people pages, I have had a mild crush on him. He looks like a cross between George Clooney and Robbie Williams, and in my book, that’s a **good** thing. Now that [Crunchy Frog](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/crunchy_frog.html) is leaving us, I finally have the guts to say [sub][sup]Crunchy, I like you.[/sub][/sup] ::blushing and getting the hell our of here:: ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/34 "2001-02-14T13:06:40Z")
I don’t have a crush on anybody. There are a couple of people I’d love to crush slowly under several very heavy boulders…but I don’t think that’s the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/35 "2001-02-14T14:02:01Z")
I should admit mine, seeing as this is Valentine’s Day, but you know who you are. 😉 I have a lot of love for each and every one of you, and I hope each of you get a little more every day. Especially today. I guess this is just me saying happy v-day. And thank you Nocturne. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/36 "2001-02-14T14:13:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*I don’t have a crush on anybody. > > There are a couple of people I’d love to crush slowly under several very heavy boulders…but I don’t think that’s the same thing. \*\* I’m still sensing anger in you little one. Beware Da Dark Side. Seek relief in any form, especially if Da Force gives you a fifth of whiskey. Anger management, my young Padawan. . . Tripler May Da Force we wit yous. . . ---
**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/37 "2001-02-14T16:51:05Z")
I have a total virtual crush on **Turpentine**. She has one of the most interesting personalities I’ve ever “seen” through words. She’s so very cool. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/38 "2001-02-14T19:25:16Z")
Aw geez! Really? No foolin’? Nobody here’s ever had a crush on ME!! May I giggle girlishly? Since Tristan ignored me, and since you call yourself Necros and my medium happens to be dead animals, i suppose I would very much like to be your Valentine today. It worksout well, don’t you think? Much hugs… Eeeeep! ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/39 "2001-02-14T19:59:12Z")
I’d confess my crush, except for the fact that: 1. It’s not really a crush. 2. It’s not really a secret, so there’s nothing to confess. 3. Hi Opal! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/40 "2001-02-14T20:12:11Z")
I was gonna post that I have an unrequited crush on **ArdenRanger** … I really was. Alas, she’s posted > [@](#): > > Chief Scott (Sailors… ::sigh: **Inadvertant Smiley Deleted** If I can accept the fact that she insists on thrusting a space into my name _and_ posts smilies, it may not be so unrequited!! Oo, and how I’d wipe that smiley off her face and replace it with a grin of orgasmic delight… As it is, I’ll be all alone tonight (looking my dapper best) at the Chiefs’ Club nursing a long neck… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361.md?page=3)