# SDMB Valentines Day crush confessions...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 13, 2001, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361 "2001-02-13T20:47:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/41 "2001-02-14T20:14:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tripler \*  
> **Oooh, oranges. Most sensuous of the citrus family.**

Sensual or Sensuous?

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**Author:** ![Necros](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/necros/32/11086_2.png) [@Necros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necros)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/42 "2001-02-14T20:34:45Z")

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Woohoo! **Turpentine** said she’d be my Valentine! :eek:  
The people here just didn’t know what they were missing.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/43 "2001-02-14T21:39:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \*  
> \*\*Sensual or Sensuous? \*\*

No no, people are sensual. Fruit is sensuous. . .  
Tripler  
Was it over when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor? And it ain’t over now. . .

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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/44 "2001-02-14T23:18:53Z")

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Who do I have a crush on? Now that would be telling…

::: **Hides Voodoo love dolls of several feminine Dopers.** :::

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/45 "2001-02-15T02:41:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \*  
> \*\*I was gonna post that I have an unrequited crush on **ArdenRanger** … I really was.
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> Alas, she’s posted
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> > Chief Scott (Sailors… ::sigh: **Inadvertant Smiley Deleted**
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> If I can accept the fact that she insists on thrusting a space into my name _and_ posts smilies, it may not be so unrequited!!\*\*

The smilie was an accident! I _swear_! I think we can work around the space thing. Afterall, you left the space out of my name.

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> \*\*Oo, and how I’d wipe that smiley off her face and replace it with a grin of orgasmic delight…
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> \*\*

:: swoon ::

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-valentines-day-crush-confessions/54361/46 "2001-02-15T02:41:58Z")

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Well, for starters…  
#1: it’s risen from crush status to “I wish he only lived closer so we could truly be together”  
#2: all of you probably know who it is anyway  
#3: Hi Opal!  
#4: I guess I really don’t feel like making it more public than it is because it’s something special to me

::thinks a bit more about her special guy and decides it’s time to go to bed to “relieve some stress” for the evening::

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