# SDMB, Virtual, Presidential Election **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 6, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975 "2000-11-06T18:19:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Belle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@Belle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/41 "2000-11-07T03:02:50Z")
Gore ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/42 "2000-11-07T03:21:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > **I guess I should suck up my principles and vote for Gore now so I don’t singlehandedly hand Bush the election** Yes, please. Don’t make me tell my “I voted for Barry Commoner in 1980 and sniffed assholes for TWELVE FUCKING YEARS” story again. The old-timers will leave the room, and I’ll have to buy my own drinks. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/43 "2000-11-07T03:25:13Z")
Uke, I think I’ve seen you mention that story elsewhere. But, if the shoe fits, I’ll wear it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/44 "2000-11-07T03:36:35Z")
::steps up:: ::then presses a button at a vending-like machine:: ::soda pops down:: One Albert Gore please. 😛 😛 😛 _Putting the fun back in voting one soda at a time._ ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/45 "2000-11-07T03:43:43Z")
Bush. I’m against abortion. Plain and simple. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/46 "2000-11-07T03:46:42Z")
Bush I’m from Texas, but that doesn’t have anything to do with it. I voted for Bush because he’s the better man for the job. (if Harry Browne had half a chance, I would’ve voted for him) ---
**Author:** ![HalberMensch242](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@HalberMensch242](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HalberMensch242)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/47 "2000-11-07T03:48:12Z")
Nader…Nader…gimme more Nader!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/48 "2000-11-07T06:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wildest Bill \* > \*\*Bush.(can I vote twice? 😃 ) \*\* Depends whether or not you’re in Chicago 😃 However, at this moment I may change my vote to Freeman. . . . Nah…still Gore ---
**Author:** ![PowerpuffKue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@PowerpuffKue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PowerpuffKue)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/49 "2000-11-07T06:44:03Z")
Gore ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/50 "2000-11-07T07:59:45Z")
None of the above; giving us only two choices is not smart:) I’m going to vote either for my mother or for whoever andygirl was going to vote for. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/51 "2000-11-07T09:26:22Z")
Gore ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/52 "2000-11-07T12:11:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Bush.(can I vote twice?:D) I’ll try it and let you know. Gore [Rumor has it that in his younger days, my Wild Grampa Bill stole ballot boxes.] -----😛 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/53 "2000-11-07T12:18:34Z")
Oh my God, I’m surrounded by commie pinko fags\*! 🙂 \*\* Bush \*\* \*Said in my best dad’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/54 "2000-11-07T14:45:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spider Woman \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Bush.(can I vote twice?:D) > > I’ll try it and let you know. > > Gore > > [Rumor has it that in his younger days, my Wild Grampa Bill stole ballot boxes.] > -----😛 > —////\\ > \*\* LOL…and Shhhhh(he is still under investagation for that. 😃 ) oh and since Spider Woman did it… BUSH ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/55 "2000-11-07T14:46:41Z")
Gore. I would have voted McCain, but the idiot GOP primary voters decided to pick a jackass instead of a patriot. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/56 "2000-11-07T14:49:23Z")
Gore ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/57 "2000-11-07T15:32:15Z")
Bush. Oh, come on. Like that wasn’t obvious. Yeesh. ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/58 "2000-11-07T15:34:55Z")
It was obvious, John, but there was always some hope. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/59 "2000-11-07T15:35:49Z")
Gore ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975/60 "2000-11-07T15:40:37Z")
Gore. How anyone can vote for Bush, who’s only a slightly more intelligent version of Dan Quayle is beyond me. BTB, if that was a man on page one who said he was voting Bush because of abortion issues: men only have the right to join in the abortion debates when they get a UTERUS! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-virtual-presidential-election/39975.md?page=4)