# SDMB... who would you love to see slug it out... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782 "2002-11-20T19:09:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/1 "2002-11-20T19:09:46Z")
Televised bouts (whether debates or wrestling matches) between the heavyweights. C’mon. There’s a bunch I can think of right off the bat: \ ***Collunsbory VS Tamerlane** (triple Pan Arab-Israel Grudge match) \ ***CM Keller VS CK Dexter Haven** (Bar-Mitzvah Brawl in Brooklyn) \ ***ME Buckner VS Coldfire** (who fills the MODERATORS pants?) \ ***OPALCAT VS Lynn Bodoni** (Who is the biggest b-tch of them all? Bra and panties thread-them-through-the-barbed-wire match) \ ***Arnold Winkelried VS Ukulele Ike** (Unspellable name cage match) and finally, the main event: \ ***Czarcasm VS Tveblen** (Who will walk out the victorious champion of IMHO?) Wait and see on a pay-per-view channel near you!!! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/2 "2002-11-20T19:17:47Z")
As for the OP **Chumpsky** Vs. anyone (the fall of communism revisted IV, plus his debates are always entertaining) BTW **Opal** & **Lynn** should be in a _furthest_ thing from a bitch fight, not the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/3 "2002-11-20T19:20:09Z")
> [@](#): > > BTW Opal & Lynn should be in a furthest thing from a bitch fight, not the other way around. I meant in a nice way. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/4 "2002-11-20T19:23:44Z")
I predict this thread is going to end in a KO. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/5 "2002-11-20T19:31:08Z")
Always good to keep a positive face on things. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/6 "2002-11-20T20:16:12Z")
Counting, 5…4…3…2… ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/7 "2002-11-20T20:19:00Z")
Can I squeeze in a quick vote for **december** vs. **Justhink**? Should be quite surreal. But what would the topic have to be? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/8 "2002-11-20T20:23:43Z")
Jarbaby vs KayKay (but only debating. I want jar to be with child soon). Seriously, I’d pay good money. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/9 "2002-11-20T20:31:27Z")
**Xavier** , you’re relatively new. Such threads are frowned upon. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/10 "2002-11-20T20:36:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ivylass \* > \*\ ***Xavier** , you’re relatively new. > > Such threads are frowned upon. \*\* Yeah…don’t _make_ me have to kick your… whazzat? Oh…Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/11 "2002-11-20T20:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Xavier \* > \*\*I meant in a nice way. \*\* Gotch ya 😉 Why are these threads frowned upon? Because of Pit potential? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/12 "2002-11-20T20:57:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Counting, 5…4…3…2… \*\* 1 and three quarters… 1 and five eighths… 1 and a half… ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/13 "2002-11-20T21:10:09Z")
Zette vs. Diane. I’d whip her ass, lock her in a porta-potty, and roll her ass down a hill. AWWWW YEAH! ::hopes the thread closes before Di sneaks in for a rebuttal:: ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmb-who-would-you-love-to-see-slug-it-out/137782/14 "2002-11-20T21:21:54Z")
1 and two fifths… 1 and three sixteenths… 1.0008 0, and it’s outa here!