# SDMBer religion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 20, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454 "2005-12-20T14:39:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/81 "2005-12-21T00:42:37Z")

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Apatheist.

Is there a God?  
Don’t know. Don’t care.

I have a strong interest though in Catholicism, if only because of the historical and artistic value (plus I’m married to a Catholic). But I’m not interested in religion and don’t agree with where Rome sits on most things.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/82 "2005-12-21T01:02:40Z")

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Grew up nominally Christian, although my family was never particularly religious. Christmas and Easter was typically more of a reason to have a large feast than to commemorate any religious event. Went through protracted phases of agnosticism, which was really more about doubting Christianity than anything else. I ended up converting to Judaism.

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**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/83 "2005-12-21T02:18:56Z")

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Agnostic with pantheistic pagan leanings.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/84 "2005-12-21T02:37:30Z")

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> [@kelvinator](#):
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> Why did someone create a pet rock? Why do artists paint? I don’t claim to understand the why or the how. I never have and probably never will. Believing there was some creative force does not require me to look for the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything (yeah, yeah it’s 42).

But by believing, you _are_ in fact saying you’ve found the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything.

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> I can believe and be content with that.

And I am content not only in _not believing_, but in knowing that it’s ok if I don’t know. It doesn’t mean I’m not curious…it just means I don’t feel the need to adopt a belief that is based on nothing more than a warm vibe.

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> I don’t need to go to some musty old cathedral and do my Papal Aerobics. I don’t have to unroll a rug and bow my head to the east 5 times a day. I don’t have to wear a beanie and give up on surf-and-turf.

Me either.

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> I also don’t have to imply that people who believe other than I do are somehow insane, simple-minded, misguided, fundamentalists, antagonistic or pathetic.

I never said you were insane, simple-minded, fundamentalist, antagonistic or pathetic.

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> Proselytizing, whether for or against a creator, can be offensive. I don’t like the Jehovah Witnesses preaching that I am going to be condemned to Hell (or New Jersey) if I don’t accept their version of God. I also don’t like atheists dismissing or deriding my faith by calling me delusional and suggesting that I belong at the laughing academy.

You can avoid that by not opening yourself up to discussing it. If you want everyone to agree with you, there are churches and on-line theist groups who will bolster your every religious whim.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/85 "2005-12-21T03:48:38Z")

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Athiest

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/86 "2005-12-21T03:58:08Z")

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Atheist, agnostic, and [apatheist](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheist).

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**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/87 "2005-12-21T04:46:50Z")

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I prefer the term antitheist to describe my beliefs (or lack thereof, depending on your point of view), but in the rare instances it actually comes up, I’ll typically answer with atheist to avoid the inevitable conversation that answer always seems to induce.

I’m kinda liking the sound of apatheist though…

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/88 "2005-12-21T06:01:05Z")

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I **was** an atheist for nine years, but am currently a sort-of Buddhist.

It’s my own religion. I make it up as I go along.

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**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/89 "2005-12-21T06:08:24Z")

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I waver pathetically between agnostic (95% of the time) and deist (5% of the time).

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**Author:** ![sniperfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@sniperfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniperfang)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/90 "2005-12-21T13:05:50Z")

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Atheist.  
The only problem with this is that there’s no one’s name to shout during an orgasm.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/91 "2005-12-21T13:26:24Z")

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> [@sniperfang](#):
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> Atheist.  
> The only problem with this is that there’s no one’s name to shout during an orgasm.

You can be narcissistic and shout your own name.

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**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/92 "2005-12-21T14:22:41Z")

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I’m a [Deist](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deism).

I can’t tell you how happy I was when I discovered that there was a name for what I believe. I could never define it before that.

It was nice to find that such great thinkers (Jefferson, Franklin, Paine, Descartes) belong to the same group.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/93 "2005-12-21T14:27:40Z")

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Ordained minister of The Universal Life Church of Modesto California. I don’t believe in God.

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/94 "2005-12-21T15:01:44Z")

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I’m Christian, and I go to a very progressive and awesome Baptist church, but I feel more drawn to the progressiveness than the Baptistness.

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/95 "2005-12-21T15:27:35Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> You can be narcissistic and shout your own name.

Bunny Lebowski: “He’s a narcissist”

The Dude: “Well, that must be exhausting”  
Back to the OP. I’m a liberal Christian.

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**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/96 "2005-12-21T20:32:18Z")

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Atheist.

I acknowledge that I can’t _prove_ there is no god. Neither can I prove there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster. I don’t need to provide the proof in either case. The burden of proof – or even passable evidence – is on the believer.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/97 "2005-12-21T20:41:19Z")

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Agnostic.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/98 "2005-12-21T20:46:21Z")

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> [@Metacom](#):
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> Episcopalian.  
> (I tallied the results of the last survey [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4973644&postcount=367). This thread seems to have been already been diverted from being a pure survey…)

Thank you for doing this - it surprises me that there was only \*one \* self-proclaimed Hindu on this board! Not that I expected tons, but I thought there’d at least be 4-5. Did \*\*xash \*\* answer, I wonder?

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**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/99 "2005-12-21T23:07:11Z")

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Southern Baptist.

But, I give them nosebleeds sometimes in Sunday School. They still haven’t decided if I’m the AntiChrist or not.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmber-religion/336454/100 "2005-12-22T00:37:22Z")

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Raised Catholic, now Baha’i.

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