# SDMBHS Back to School Party !!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521 "2000-08-08T03:44:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/1 "2000-08-08T03:44:13Z")
Hey there Fighting Dopers!! As most popular (read arrogant) Senior and Captain of the Football team, I would like to invite you all to a party tonight! My parents are out of town and I bought some kegs with my fake ID. Everyone is invited!! All cliques and groups and social outcasts!! I am friends with everyone!! All you have to do is have a good time! Anyone without a curfew is welcome to stay the night. I got a pool, jacoozi, 5 bedrooms, and a guest house. Let’s start this school year off with a bang!!! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/2 "2000-08-08T03:46:19Z")
There’s no need for bathing suits in the jacuzzi, is there? ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/3 "2000-08-08T04:04:46Z")
Thanks for the invite, Bear. I’ll supply some homebrew–easier to make it yourself than to buy it these days. And for Goddess’s sake, tell ssskuggiii there’s no need for bathing suits! Keep throwing parties and keep your distance, and we’ll get along fine. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/4 "2000-08-08T04:21:39Z")
**There’s no need for bathing suits in the jacuzzi, is there?** Hell no!!! And once we introduce the freshmen and sophomore girls to alcohol clothes will start coming off left and right!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/5 "2000-08-08T04:25:59Z")
Woo hoo! I love parties. But I do have a question for you Bear. Why did you mention the 5 bedrooms? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/6 "2000-08-08T04:33:20Z")
Well, I normally avoid this kind of thing, but I guess I’ll make an exception just this once…but no alcohol for me, thanks. ::Sits, dangling feet in pool (fully dressed, thanks) and watches chaos ensue - keeping a weather eye open for pranksters preparing to toss me in the pool.:: ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/7 "2000-08-08T04:38:06Z")
All right! I finally got invited to a party! I’ll bring the strawberry dacquiri and fuzzy navel wine coolers I bribed my older sister into buying for me. And hold me in a place in that jacuzzi, too. Clothed I’m afraid, though, I’m a little modest for nekkid. But I think you’ll like my little green binkini on my large busted, tiny waisted self 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/8 "2000-08-08T04:40:53Z")
:::Welcomes dogsbody::: :::Walks up to dogsbody by the pool::: You look bored! No one is allowed to be bored at my party. Anything I can do for you? We can get a Trivial Pursuit game going in one of the bedrooms if you want. Just stay off the bed itself 🙂 . Let me know what I can do for you… [Too everyone. Loud and scary] If anyone pushes dogsbody in the pool, I will personaly kick your ass!! :::Cranks up music. Starts screaming and high-fiving the other jocks and some guys I have never seen before… Hands innocent freshmen chick some of Balances homemade stuff::: “This is going to be a GREAT YEAR !!!” Damn, those neighbors are going to be pissed when they see all those cars and people out there. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/9 "2000-08-08T04:47:10Z")
::: Runs over to TaleraRis ::: Glad you could make it! My name is Bear, this is my house by the way. I am very glad to meet you. So… I haven’t seen you before. Are you new to SDMBHS? What grade are you in? What do you like to do for fun? Are you involved in sports or drama or anything? :::Hands TaleraRis a drink::: By the way, thanks for bringing that stuff. You can tend the wet bar in the corner of the pool if you like. We have a waterproof blender and other cool things over there. :::People in the pool start sitting around the wet bar::: WOOOO HOOOOO!!! :::Gives more high-5’s to everyone::: ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/10 "2000-08-08T04:48:51Z")
Shadowfox strolls in with a fifth of Jack Daniels that she stole out of her dad’s liquor cabinet and a quarter. “Hey, anybody up for a game of quarterbounce?” ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/11 "2000-08-08T04:52:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > :::Welcomes dogsbody::: > You look bored! No one is allowed to be bored at my party. Anything I can do for you? Oh, I’m not bored! Honest! I love watching people. 🙂 > [@](#): > > [Too everyone. Loud and scary] If anyone pushes dogsbody in the pool, I will personaly kick your ass!! ::Tries very hard not to giggle, **knowing** I’m headed for the water now:: > [@](#): > > :::Cranks up music. Starts screaming and high-fiving the other jocks and some guys I have never seen before… Hands innocent freshmen chick some of Balances homemade stuff::: “This is going to be a GREAT YEAR !!!” ::Surrenders to the inevitable and begins laughing at…er, I mean with…Bear:: > [@](#): > > Damn, those neighbors are going to be pissed when they see all those cars and people out there. Yeah, well, F-em if they can’t take a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/12 "2000-08-08T04:55:51Z")
:::gives shadowfox an unexpected hug and a daquiri that TaleraRis just made::: Thanks for coming!! There is room on the kitchen table for your game! It’s starting to get hard to walk in here. :::More High-5’s::: ::Starting to get a little buzzed and much friendlier… Hugs various sophomore girls.:: Thanks for coming!! How are you ladies? How is the swim team looking this year? Hey, you girls going to put on something that outdoes last year’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream? That play rocked!! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/13 "2000-08-08T05:31:24Z")
:::Comes back from looooong piss; staggers around a little… talks to ladies… welcomes more guys…::: Where the hell is **NothingMan** with the _shit_? I wonder what’s taking him so long… ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/14 "2000-08-08T05:49:49Z")
::makes a beeline for the hot tub:: would someone please point me in the direction of the drinks. ah, here we go. OK, time to sit back, relax, and get thrown in the pool. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/15 "2000-08-11T00:22:35Z")
Welcome to the party hypergirl. Where is everyone? Who was in charge of passing out flyers? Speaking of “passing out” that sounds like a good idea right now… ---
**Author:** ![Boots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@Boots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boots)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/16 "2000-08-11T18:40:40Z")
Hey, don’t pass out yet, Bear, I just got here. Did someone just say “hi?” Hell yeah! Check this out… [pulls out a joint the size of Tommy Lee’s baby’s arm] ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/17 "2000-08-11T18:56:30Z")
\*trips into the party behind Boots and immediately looks ill at ease… _she thinks_ ~Where the heck are Java and struuter? I need them badly!~ _spots a few people from her classes that tried to pay her to write their term papers…since she refused, she decides to steer clear of them…and the jacuzzi, too_ ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/18 "2000-08-11T19:12:17Z")
::walks in with a bottle Gin and a container of strawberry/kiwi juice:: Would someone please bring me a glass of ice. I’m gonna get on one of these floating chairs and relax in the pool! ---
**Author:** ![Boots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@Boots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boots)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/19 "2000-08-12T00:03:24Z")
::walks over to dogsbody and makes like she’s going to push her in:: Just kiddin’, wha’s up dogsbody? ::sits down and dangles feet in pool:: Hey Rachelle, (who’s floating perilously close to dogsbody and boots) hook me up with some gin and juice. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/20 "2000-08-12T01:07:30Z")
Now, that’s more like it!!! Welcome fellas!!! Glad you could make it!! **Boots** Puff, Puff, GIVE!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521.md?page=2)