# SDMBHS Back to School Party !!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521 "2000-08-08T03:44:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/21 "2000-08-12T01:29:14Z")
Hey Bear. I don’t officially go to SDMBHS but can I still come to your party? I am only a couple of hours away. I can be there about the time it gets exciting. You can introduce me to the whole gang. By the way, I’m a junior girl. Can I still lose my clothes? ~Lisa ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/22 "2000-08-12T01:44:36Z")
**AngelD112** Hell yeah!! It does not matter what school you go to. This party is for everyone, even drop outs!! The only exception would be if you played football for **Ig Norance Comprehensive High School** , our rivals!! Even then, I will let you in, but there will probably be some kind of rumble!! You are welcome to stay the night too. Call your mom and say you are staying at a friend’s house. 🙂 We don’t need you driving all the way home after this party!! ---
**Author:** ![Spee\_2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Spee\_2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spee_2000)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/23 "2000-08-12T21:00:30Z")
Hey I decided to crash, I am the new kid here in SDMBHS, introduce me then hook me up with that junior girl…man, no place to sit already?! dang! ::walks triumphantly to the jacuzzi, (being the new-kid, no one else has knowledge of his previous affairs…and such):: Hello, girls! ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/24 "2000-08-12T22:36:49Z")
::knocks on front door, and finds it open, lets herself in:: _waves_ hey everybody, how’s it going? i’m not too late am i? ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/25 "2000-08-13T02:11:57Z")
_Ssskuggiii strolls in and grabs a bottle of vodka, heading for the hot tub._ Hey boys, anyone want a massage after I slip into the hot tub? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/26 "2000-08-13T02:24:19Z")
Do you really have to ASK??? Of course we do!! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/27 "2000-08-13T02:26:18Z")
Ok then, hop in, Bear. I’m ready to work my magic hands on you. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/28 "2000-08-13T02:27:10Z")
Hey, Bear. I don’t suppose that you’d have a place for the nerds to make fun of bad movies? That’s my fun at bad parties. Unless there’s a pretty girl who will dance with me. Oh, screw the gender thing. Be my snuggle Bear. \ andygirl ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/29 "2000-08-13T02:36:59Z")
:::Getting wet jacuzzi massage::: AWWWWWWW My goodness… I am in cyberheaven!!! \*\*That’s my fun at bad parties. \*\* Are you calling this a bad party? Look around!! We got naked drunk sophomores in the pool, a wet bar, lots of dancing, various drugs, alcohol galore, five shag-rooms, a packed guest house. And most importantly, YOU ARE HERE!!! The party could not get any better than this!!! ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/30 "2000-08-13T02:51:33Z")
Oh, gods, I’m in a sig line now? I’m just not going to live this down at the next gay pride event. Quietgirl’s going to be after you presently, Bear. But what’s a party without a little romantic drama? \ andygirl ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/31 "2000-08-13T02:55:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > \*\*:::Getting wet jacuzzi massage::: > AWWWWWWW > My goodness… I am in cyberheaven!!! > > \*\* ::Rubs harder, and more moans proliferate from Bear. Slides around to the front of him, straddling his thigs, and continues to rub his shoulders.:: How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/32 "2000-08-13T03:06:20Z")
:eek: 😃 :::speechless::: ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/33 "2000-08-13T03:10:35Z")
😉 Just the results I was expecting 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/34 "2000-08-13T03:34:57Z")
:as new student in school, she slips into the front door pushing past all the drunk jocks and sophs…: :sees ssskuggiii with Bear\_Nenno…almost passes out…then attempts to leave, but finds herself stuck on the pool deck…looking alone and frightened: ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/35 "2000-08-13T03:57:15Z")
**DigitalMuse** DONT LEAVE!! There is room for everyone!! Get over here!!! How can you feel along with all these people. Hi, nice to meet you. See, now we are friends. Have a seat, tell me about yourself. Have a drink! Get comfortable! There is, -AWWWWW That’s the spot ssskuggiii!!, -pleanty of alchohol for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521/36 "2000-08-13T04:35:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DigitalMuse \* > \*\*:sees ssskuggiii with Bear\_Nenno…almost passes out…then attempts to leave, but finds herself stuck on the pool deck…looking alone and frightened: \*\* I always seem to be shocking you, Lauren. Don’t worry about it, just hop in and let someone else give you a massage. I’m kinda busy with Bear right now. ::right hand disappears under the water:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbhs-back-to-school-party/28521.md?page=1)