# SDMB's are addicting b/c...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822 "2002-12-01T20:23:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![lazymexicanamerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@lazymexicanamerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazymexicanamerican)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/1 "2002-12-01T20:23:23Z")

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It’s almost 2:30 in the afternoon and i have been on this website for almost 2hrs. What i have been doing i don’t rightly know but i have yet to be bored. How addicting has it been for you? I have been a member for like 2 days and already have 30 things posted. Maybe i should find a new habit but at least this one isn’t a bad thing to be addicted to.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/2 "2002-12-01T20:41:48Z")

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It’s taken up the greater part of my past 18 months.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/3 "2002-12-01T20:46:27Z")

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And yes, I meant to post “It has” instead of “It’s.” Another thing the board has done is make me extremely paranoid about errors in writing posts.

Oh yes, 2 hours? Come back when you’ve spent 24 hours at this site and are bleary-eyed and just cannot leave. 😃

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**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/4 "2002-12-01T21:05:38Z")

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It has made me very paranoid about my grammer, which still isn’t that great. Two hours is nothing, I once spent a full 28 hours on this board reading the archives, reading threads and posting. I know, I have no life.

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**Author:** ![lazymexicanamerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@lazymexicanamerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazymexicanamerican)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/5 "2002-12-01T21:27:52Z")

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yes 2 hours… and now i’m back and yesterday i was on here twice for about 2 hours each time and tonight i will be on here again.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/6 "2002-12-01T22:03:01Z")

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::cough::

😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/7 "2002-12-01T22:18:52Z")

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It’s addictive because you keep hoping you’ll wind up like **iampunha** , finding a hot babe on here, making her fall in love with you, and then proposing to her.

😉

Hey, it _could_ happen!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/8 "2002-12-01T22:28:55Z")

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It’s happened several times, and not just to me:D

And I didn’t even have to resort to chocolate…

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/9 "2002-12-02T00:32:30Z")

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You’ve abandoned life as you once knew it. Just give up. Now.

Of course you’ve also found something _much better_ to do with your time than, say, cleaning house or even remembering whether you put gas in the car.

_We got another one, guys!_ ::fist-pumps the air in victory::

When you find yourself trying to tell friends or family about something really funny/interesting somebody named **iampunha** or **Francesca** or **elucidator** or **Polycarp** said, then reality will REALLY hit.

“Who?” (looong pause) “Oh. One of your _internet_ friends.”

It’s even more fun when explain that they’re Dopers.

Veb

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/10 "2002-12-02T00:47:02Z")

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Oh, Hell, **Veb** , try explaining “So I was saying to my friend **Canthearya** …what? Her name is **Canthearya** … so anyway, I was saying to her … WHAT is that look for? We were talking about something, and … good grief! It’s not _that_ funny!”

😃

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/11 "2002-12-02T03:48:25Z")

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Try mentioning that you are going to a Dopefest.

I swear, I’m surprised we haven’t been raided yet.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/12 "2002-12-02T03:57:46Z")

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\*Two hours? \*

I’ve been here nearly every day for over three years. _That’s_ how addicting this place can get. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/13 "2002-12-02T04:05:10Z")

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Say goodbye to the rest of your life, my friend. The SDMB is like net-crack.

😃

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/14 "2002-12-02T05:19:00Z")

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I thought _ **Cyber Crack** _ was the term officially handed down by the Illu…

Oh, hell. I’ve said too much.

[sub]It only gets worse with time, mate. **Veb** is _not_ kidding about that. Gradually, you will find it nigh impossible to **not** reference something you read here, on every damn subject that anyone discusses with you.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-are-addicting-b-c/139822/15 "2002-12-02T14:35:03Z")

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Sometimes, you gotta go cold turkey.

I went without for an entire year, with only a few ill effects.
