# SDMB's Cannibal Gets Sentenced... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753 "2004-01-30T14:59:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/21 "2004-01-30T19:33:28Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > So _that’s_ what a Hot Carl is! I’ve always wondered. And I’m sure he enjoyed that British dish Spotted Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/22 "2004-01-30T19:41:47Z")
I had an interview this morning, and my resume mentions the equipment that Bernd “Stick A Fork In Me I’m Done” Brandes showed me how to use. Of course, I didn’t bring up the sordid tale to any of the interviewers, but it sure would have made me stand out, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/23 "2004-01-30T19:49:41Z")
They could have at least handed down a punishment with some meat on it. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/24 "2004-01-30T19:58:53Z")
Careful kiddies, chewing on your fingernails can lead to the hard stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/25 "2004-01-30T23:16:53Z")
I don’t know is that enough time to really chew on what he did? To digest the magnitude of the situation? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/26 "2004-01-31T06:22:12Z")
You know, I think the last person I want to tell me that someone _“has passed”_ is Meiwes. ---
**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/27 "2004-01-31T07:27:54Z")
This is a re-tooling of an old joke that circulated when the Bobbit trial was going on… : Meiwes [to Lorena Bobbit]: Are you going to…uh…_eat_ that? Originally it was J. Dahmer (sp?), but Meiwes seems somewhat more appropriate for this… ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753/28 "2004-01-31T07:46:23Z")
Weener Schnitzel anyone? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-cannibal-gets-sentenced/226753.md?page=1)