# SDMB's Mr beauty, 2000. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210 "2000-08-13T20:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/1 "2000-08-13T20:55:28Z")
It’s voting time ladies. Who will win this years competition?? This is so exaiting, don’t you think. There’s plenty of great guys here, so it’s going to be difficult to chose one. I had a very hard time to make my choise… The one’s that was close was **soulsling, DRY, Democritus, Wonko The Sane, Danielinthewolvesden, astrangefish** and some more… But my vote goes to **iampunha** , he’s so sweet.🙂 So come on now ladies and vote, don’t be a chicken now… of course if any of you guys will vote, you can too. And remeber this is just for fun, okey.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/2 "2000-08-13T21:09:29Z")
So, I shall put a list up for my top however many show up on it. [in no particular order] Iampunha Monster104 SPOOFE BO Diddly Soulsling Democritus Seriousart [you know, I hate making these lists. they’re so difficult to remember them all.] Shit, who else would be on here? Oh well, I officially forfeit my right to vote on this b/c i can’t choose just one person. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/3 "2000-08-13T21:13:30Z")
At this early stage in the proceedings, I should mention the importance of sucking up to the moderators. ---
**Author:** ![Zeeshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c4cdca/32.png) [@Zeeshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeeshan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/4 "2000-08-13T23:02:45Z")
[hijack] Can guys vote too. ummmm…more specifically can guys vote for themselves too? ummmm…maybe not hehe hehe…:o _picks up his hat and quietly leaves with a blushed look on his face_ Bye Zeeshan ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/5 "2000-08-13T23:11:09Z")
_silent\_rob stands at the back of the auditorium ripping up his entry form and mumbling, “It’s fixed, fixed I tell you.”_ ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/6 "2000-08-14T00:03:26Z")
My vote for Mr. Congeniality goes to GaWd. ---
**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/7 "2000-08-14T00:12:31Z")
C’mon guys, it was an honor just to have been nominated… (oh wait…) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/8 "2000-08-14T00:24:51Z")
I’d like to be the first to open myself up to trading sexual favors for votes. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/9 "2000-08-14T00:34:33Z")
Thanks Anniz and ssskuggiii for mentioning me 🙂 A working definition of beauty would be nice, or a list of those qualities you (plural) considered when deciding. Damn me . . . all the women who think I’m anything special are online. Maybe I need to get out more. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/10 "2000-08-14T00:36:58Z")
\ I ALWAYS remember to put the toilet seat down…and I make a kick ass banana bread…and shameless flirting is never beneath me…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/11 "2000-08-14T00:44:30Z")
For once! A guy pageant! Will they parade for us in tuxedos? Can we then have the board shorts competition? There are a fair number of worthy guys here: dpr, dropzone, SouthernStyle, Danielinthewolvesden, silent\_rob, DRY… but my vote goes to Myrr21. Of course. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/12 "2000-08-14T00:49:15Z")
Mr. Cynical. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/13 "2000-08-14T01:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks Anniz and ssskuggiii for mentioning me. Ditto! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/14 "2000-08-14T01:09:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*\ I ALWAYS remember to put the toilet seat down…and I make a kick ass banana bread…and shameless flirting is never beneath me…🙂 \*\* nor are women ever beneath you, beagle . . . and no fair trying to turn that into a “I always insist on being on the bottom during sex.” Oh wait . . . I don’t suppose having a dirty mind from time to time is an attractive quality? I don’t ever put the toilet seat up, and I cook. Ask struuter. As for tuxedo competitions . . . I’ll wear a suit for not more than an hour, but no tuxedo. Suits in and of themselves are generally too tight on me. I’d be afraid of ripping a tuxedo. Board shorts (or any other shorts) sound fine . . . will there be a “physical prowess” aspect to the competition? Or a talent show part? I have LOTS of talents . . . 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/15 "2000-08-14T01:16:18Z")
This thread would not be complete without me chiming in to nominate my triad of SD hotties: Satan, Milossarian, and MrCynical. ‘Course, only one of them is going to be gettin’ any from me. I’ll leave it to y’all to guess which one. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/16 "2000-08-14T01:19:45Z")
Have I mentioned I’m cuddly? ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/17 "2000-08-14T01:24:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > **There are a fair number of worthy guys here: dpr, dropzone, SouthernStyle, Danielinthewolvesden, _silent\_rob_, DRY…** Worthy? _Really_? Well that just shows why I love Audrey so much. Thanks girl. 🙂 _Rob runs out of the auditorium and comes back in with his entry form taped up and a tuxedo on._ Okay, let’s start the ogling! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/18 "2000-08-14T01:26:16Z")
dear God…PLEASE no speedo competition 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/19 "2000-08-14T01:36:31Z")
> [@](#): > > For once! A guy pageant! Will they parade for us in tuxedos? Can we then have the board shorts competition? Sure, I’ll lead off in the [boxer shorts](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/beatle.html) competition. Do I have to sing, too? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/20 "2000-08-14T01:40:14Z")
How could I forget FreakFreely? And GaWd? Add them to my list of nominations. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=2)