# SDMB's Mr beauty, 2000. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210 "2000-08-13T20:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/41 "2000-08-14T06:04:39Z")
What about a tux with tight slacks? Though I thought nearly all males looked good in a tux. Talent show now? _sigh_ Geez… _dpr pulls out his CD in a shameless plug_ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/42 "2000-08-14T06:08:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > [sub] See, ladies? How many _other_ guys will take the time to personally thank you for voting for them? [/sub] \*\* Well I plan to thank all those lovely ladies (and those who’ve voted for me so far are amongst the very best) personally rather than with a mere post. Foot massages, serenading and chocolate for Audrey, enilorac and ssskuggiii so far… Oh what the hell, FULL body massages. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/43 "2000-08-14T06:09:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > **Hmm. I have carpenter-style jeans, so it doesn’t meet the tightness criterion. Maybe we can bend the rules, and you can go out in some… ah, Anniz! Anniz can decide what you wear. 😉** Why should she decide? BTW, wearing Anniz would be delightful:) Though I’d have to lay down occasionally, as she’s got a bad back. Ask her if you like. Besides, Anniz would have me go in my birthday suit. I ain’t going nude. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/44 "2000-08-14T06:14:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Drain Bead \* > \*\*This thread would not be complete without me chiming in to nominate my triad of SD hotties: Satan, Milossarian, and MrCynical. ‘Course, only one of them is going to be gettin’ any from me. I’ll leave it to y’all to guess which one. \*\* I have never seen a picture of MrCynical, but I have seen pictures of Satan and I had the pleasure of meeting Milossarian last night at Persephone’s BBQ, and I wholeheartedly second DrainBead’s nominations. Of course, having seen several pictures of Democritus, I have to add him to my list too. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/45 "2000-08-14T06:14:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > **:😉: You’re welcome, silent\_rob! Anything for a fellow BNL fan. Love your new sig, BTW.** Thanks Audrey. Now, a talent competition? Well, that shouldn’t be too bad. I’ll just do some magic tricks, recite a poem, juggle a little, sing, or play some bass. Hmmm, this is going to be hard to decide what to do…maybe I’ll try doing it all at once. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/46 "2000-08-14T06:17:14Z")
NothingMan, I add you to my list. dpr, I think ALL men look great in tuxes. That’s my weakness. ::looks at CD:: A music man, are you? Bonus points! I like musicians. ::whispers:: enilorac wants that full body massage from you now! iampunha, your birthday suit would have been a highlight for sure. ::sigh:: Try this. It’s genuine Hawaiian surf shorts. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/47 "2000-08-14T06:21:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > > **Hmm. I have carpenter-style jeans, so it doesn’t meet the tightness criterion. Maybe we can bend the rules, and you can go out in some… ah, Anniz! Anniz can decide what you wear. 😉** > > Why should she decide? BTW, wearing Anniz would be delightful:) Though I’d have to lay down occasionally, as she’s got a bad back. Ask her if you like. > > Besides, Anniz would have me go in my birthday suit. I ain’t going nude. \*\* Paddy, I’ve got some tight jeans that I’m sure you’d like to get into. ::snickers:: I just think they probably wouldn’t fit right on you. Oh well, it was worth a try. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/48 "2000-08-14T06:23:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*Ok, just to try to give this pageant a little class and to get everyone’s minds out of the gutter for a few minutes… it’s time to clear the stage for: > > \*\*The Talent Competition \*\* > > Ok, guys, show us what you got _above_ your neck (no licking eyebrows allowed). > \*\* And I suppose playing music on various parts of my body (neck and above) don’t count? And flexing probably wouldn’t do it, either . . . nor would various other acts of physical prowess (or lack thereof) . . . maybe I’m thinking about “World’s Strongest Man.” Singing work for anyone? And btw, I thanked the people who nominated me before I did anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/49 "2000-08-14T07:51:43Z")
From **iamthepuna** , > [@](#): > > BTW, wearing Anniz would be delightful I take that as a compliment, tack(thanks).🙂 You are lucky I don’t weight to much then.🙂 And for the beauty competition, I count bouth inside and outside. Actually inside more.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/50 "2000-08-14T07:58:57Z")
> [@](#): > > I had a very hard time to make my choise… > The one’s that was close was soulsling, DRY, Democritus, > Wonko The Sane, Danielinthewolvesden, astrangefish I made a list. Who cares if I didn’t win. Who cares if I came virtually last. Thanks Anniz, a huge bundle of cash (as agreed 😉 ) is on it’s way. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/51 "2000-08-14T08:05:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tubagirl \* > \*\ ***FREAKFREELY! FREAKFREELY! FREAKFREELY!** > > But I’m biased. he’s my favorite poster.\*\* Nah, you’re biased because I defended you in that one thread. The fact that I’m your favorite poster is perfectly normal.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/52 "2000-08-14T08:53:59Z")
From Astrangefish, > [@](#): > > Thanks Anniz, a huge bundle of cash (as agreed ) is on it’s way. Thanks, I got them now and I’m sorry you couldn’t afford the first place, maybe next time.;)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/53 "2000-08-14T09:05:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*NothingMan, I add you to my list. > ::whispers:: enilorac wants that full body massage from you now! > \*\* oh yes i’d really like one 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/54 "2000-08-14T12:07:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*My vote for Mr. Congeniality goes to GaWd. \*\* Oh, wow! I got two Nominations…on the first page…and I didn’t even read the thread, or solicit votes! 🙂 Color me surprised! Being Mr. Congeniality seems to be easy with Girl-Java, and I’m thankful of the vote. As far as talents go…have I told any of you I can tie a cherry-stem into a knot with my tongue? 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/55 "2000-08-14T12:46:25Z")
Wow, i didnt even get mentioned once. Am I obscure on the boards or what? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/56 "2000-08-14T12:48:24Z")
I do ya, **Doob**! The problem is, you won’t do me. ☹ I think you have the prettiest eyes of anybody on the board. God, those lashes… ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/57 "2000-08-14T12:57:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*I do ya, **Doob**! The problem is, you won’t do me. ☹ > I think you have the prettiest eyes of anybody on the board. God, those lashes… \*\* Aww thanks, Tatertot! I do rather like my eyes. I should get a better pic of just them sometime ;). ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/58 "2000-08-14T13:00:40Z")
Aww, Doobie! ::adds Doobie to list:: I bet you’re handsome in board shorts too! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/59 "2000-08-14T13:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > \*\*I take that as a compliment, tack(thanks).🙂 > You are lucky I don’t weight to much then.🙂 > And for the beauty competition, > I count bouth inside and outside. > Actually inside more.🙂 \*\* It’s good that you take that as a compliment, because 1. it was meant as such, 2. if you didn’t it’d be damn hard to explain, and 3. I was not saying that merely for purposes of getting another vote (I already have yours :)). If you did weigh much, it wouldn’t be much of a problem, as you can just lie on your back whenever you like. Inner beauty . . . now, nobody’s ever told me my innards look nice. Perhaps someone will tell me I have a nice inside to me. Now I know two Swedish words . . . tack and kram. And, for once in my life, I didn’t learn any curse worse first, as was basically the case with Spanish and German. Ssskuggiii . . . I’m not going to turn that into the obviously sexually connotative phrase you meant it to be. I’m going to tell you that I don’t think I’d fit a pair of jeans designed for a female body, as mine is male. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/60 "2000-08-14T13:31:08Z")
iampunha, Well, when you get your crown and velvet robe, will you remember we dated way back in high school? 😉 Now I’ll have something to brag about. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=4)