# SDMB's Mr beauty, 2000. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210 "2000-08-13T20:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/61 "2000-08-14T14:13:06Z")
Drain Bead said: > [@](#): > > This thread would not be complete without me chiming in to nominate my triad of SD hotties: Satan, Milossarian, and MrCynical. At last, a voice of reason and taste. Well, except for those other two. 😃 Thanks. (You too, Shadowfox) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/62 "2000-08-14T15:55:33Z")
Gotta back up Drain & Shadowfox on this one. Milo’s a cutie. And he’s nice, and he can sing, and he brought me some cherries! And Bluepony, too. Oh yeah. He’s a babe, he’s a cop, and he’s really, really funny. LOVE the bombing idea. That’ll work! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/63 "2000-08-14T16:12:14Z")
dragonlady said: > [@](#): > > My list for your consideration: > > _Demo_ > Vestal Blue > Euty > Sqrlcub > > In no particular order… and ShadowFox said: > [@](#): > > Of course, having seen several pictures of Democritus, I have to add him to my list too. Too cool! 🆒 Thanks girls, I am just so…stoked! Now, as for the competition, well, I didn’t realize we would actually have to do anything other than sit around and look good, although I _am_ willing to do the board shorts thing. (Funny, because I have a pair of red board shorts that are my favorite thing in the world to wear. I think psycat has washed them almost everyday for me. What a sweetie!) Anyway, I don’t think my existentialist and physics quotes would go over as well as DRY’s Shakespeare. 😉 Oh, and Doob, you _know_ you’re a hottie! Stop playin’!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/64 "2000-08-14T16:36:36Z")
dragonlady said: > [@](#): > > My list for your consideration: > > _Demo_ > Vestal Blue > Euty > Sqrlcub > > In no particular order… and ShadowFox said: > [@](#): > > Of course, having seen several pictures of Democritus, I have to add him to my list too. Too cool! 🆒 Thanks girls, I am just so…stoked! Now, as for the competition, well, I didn’t realize we would actually have to do anything other than sit around and look good, although I _am_ willing to do the board shorts thing. (Funny, because I have a pair of red board shorts that are my favorite thing in the world to wear. I think psycat has washed them almost everyday for me. What a sweetie!) Anyway, I don’t think my existentialist and physics quotes would go over as well as DRY’s Shakespeare. 😉 Oh, and Doob, you _know_ you’re a hottie! Stop playin’!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/65 "2000-08-14T16:52:43Z")
Yes, dammit, it really _was_ so important I had to post it twice! Grrrr… ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/66 "2000-08-14T16:55:38Z")
Like the woman who won the first Miss Las Vegas Showgirl Competition, I’ll be turning a light off and on to the tune of Home on the Range for the talent portion. I’ll also be wearing a Speedo because a) I do have the body for it (if I don’t mind saying so myself and why else have I been busting my ass at the Y for lo these many years) and b)my legs are a little short for my height (6’ tall but with a 30" inseam) and board shorts make my legs look even shorter. The tux will not be a problem, as I have my own (no rentals for me, a good tux isn’t that expensive and it fits so much better than the rental kind) - I can even tie a bow tie. I’d also like to say that should I win, there are no nude pictures, criminal charges, or other embarassing episodes in my past that may come to light and bring dishonor to this fine competition. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/67 "2000-08-14T17:14:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*…but my vote goes to Myrr21. Of course. 😃 \*\* Whoo-ha! ::dances merrily:: ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/68 "2000-08-14T17:33:45Z")
Since no one know what I look like. I am placing a vote for myself. ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/69 "2000-08-14T17:42:07Z")
I was going to vote for myself, but I’m not worth it. I could however win the SDMB Mr Invisible pagent anytime. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/70 "2000-08-14T17:50:36Z")
SqrlCub. Man oh man is he cute. And I must say that I dig the earrings oh so very much. TCBurnett ain’t no slouch, either. he’s got the rugged good looks of Cap’n Lou with a shitload of Dick Marcinko thrown in. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/71 "2000-08-14T17:51:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*There are a fair number of worthy guys here: dpr, dropzone, SouthernStyle, Danielinthewolvesden, silent\_rob, DRY… but my vote goes to Myrr21. Of course. 😃 \*\* Ah, lovely lady, you do me the highest honor! All of my thanks. But that wasn’t flirting. It was just florid. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/72 "2000-08-14T19:18:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*iampunha, > Well, when you get your crown and velvet robe, will you remember we dated way back in high school? 😉 > > Now I’ll have something to brag about. \*\* If I get a crown or velvet robe, I will invite you up to the podium or whatever and somehow gather the courage to ask you if you’d like to dance. Then, when you decline, I will try to walk away gracefully. Why did you dump me? You are one of the best things that ever happend to me 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/73 "2000-08-14T19:35:09Z")
iampunha, DUMP YOU?! Not a chance. I just never get online on the weekends. Oh, no. You won’t get out of it that easily. 😉 You ask me to dance? You got it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/74 "2000-08-14T21:02:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*DUMP YOU?! Not a chance. I just never get online on the weekends. Oh, no. You won’t get out of it that easily. 😉 > You ask me to dance? You got it. \*\* Well, as you got married, and not to me, I figure somewhere along the way you dumped me or I did something stupid or we figured we just didn’t click. What in the world made you think I wanted to get out of it? I enjoyed every moment. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/75 "2000-08-14T21:46:41Z")
My votes in alphabetical order are… Astrangefish Democritus Monster104 (although I made a pass at him in high school & he ignored me :() & Seriousart (hope you found your retainer :D) ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/76 "2000-08-14T22:01:31Z")
[http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/skyslash.html](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/skyslash.html) Not even a nomination… -SS ☹ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/77 "2000-08-14T22:12:31Z")
Toss in a vote for Demo for me. He’s not half bad. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/78 "2000-08-14T22:29:07Z")
Hmm, perhaps the rules could use an amendment. How about instead of the boardshorts, we have you choose your best outfits? I’m going to have to insist on the tuxes, though, if we ditch the boardshorts idea. SkySlash, I’m adding you to my (ever growing) list! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/79 "2000-08-14T22:30:15Z")
Just thought of another: BratMan007. He brought good beer to my birthday thread. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/80 "2000-08-14T23:08:41Z")
I must be invisible, I wasn’t mentioned once in this thread. I guess nobody loves me ☹ Oh well, that’s ok, it is all of your losses! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=5)