# SDMB's Mr beauty, 2000. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210 "2000-08-13T20:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/81 "2000-08-14T23:09:31Z")
> [@](#): > > **I’m going to have to insist on the tuxes, though, if we ditch the boardshorts idea.** I’m in a tux! I’m in a tux! Thanks for the votes from little\*bit, Grace, jjjfishe, and ssskuggiii. Oh, litte\*bit? I had gotten suspended when I was trying to flirt back in my own way…aparrently there’s a rule against not wearing clothes to school…but, if you’re still down for it… ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/82 "2000-08-14T23:45:17Z")
Gee, thanks **little\*bit**! **psy** , you’re too kind, really. And ya know, you’re not too terrible lookin’ yourself. Why don’tcha come here and give me a big smooch??? Phew, if I get any more attention, I might have to start a thread asking if people want pictures of me. Oh wait, that’s been done before hasn’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/83 "2000-08-14T23:47:09Z")
my vote is for iampunha. he makes me wet. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/84 "2000-08-15T00:00:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > **I’m going to have to insist on the tuxes, though, if we ditch the boardshorts idea.** > > I’m in a tux! I’m in a tux! > \ > Oh, litte\*bit? I had gotten suspended when I was trying to flirt back in my own way…aparrently there’s a rule against not wearing clothes to school…but, if you’re still down for it… > \*\* I don’t think there’s any rules about the pagent. They did say wear your best outfit. I’m assuming they mean what you look best in, and since we’ve all seen you in a tux … I say go buff. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/85 "2000-08-15T00:03:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kilgore Trout \* > \*\*my vote is for iampunha. > > he makes me wet. > \*\* Um, thanks 🙂 I don’t know quite what to say to that . . . I was under the impression only females could get wet. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/86 "2000-08-15T00:13:33Z")
Well dammit, if we’re doing [tuxes](http://home.revealed.net/ddwyer/couple.jpg), I expect at least ONE swoon 😉 dave ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/87 "2000-08-15T00:22:40Z")
BeagleDave, a little tip. When flirting, don’t show the potential flirtees a picture of you with your wife. Just a thought. hehe… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/88 "2000-08-15T00:28:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astrangefish \* > \*\*BeagleDave, a little tip. > > When flirting, don’t show the potential flirtees a picture of you with your wife. > > Just a thought. hehe… 🙂 \*\* damn…I knew something was not quite right there…I am SO outta practice here geez \ ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/89 "2000-08-15T00:35:05Z")
Aw Dave, I was kidding. You’re a good looking guy ( I’m a straight male, so …er… do what you will with that info). Actually you make a great couple, so you don’t need to flirt along with the rest of us single desperado’s… ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/90 "2000-08-15T00:38:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astrangefish \* > \*\*so you don’t need to flirt along with the rest of us single desperado’s… \*\* …just cause you’re on a diet doesn’t mean ya can’t look at the menu 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/91 "2000-08-15T00:44:19Z")
pipefitter, my list is the expandable type. You’ve been added. And Monster104, definitely! Looking sharp! 😃 Damn, there isn’t any guy on this board who’s not worthy. This is going to be a tough contest! ---
**Author:** ![astrangefish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@astrangefish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astrangefish)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/92 "2000-08-15T00:46:05Z")
> [@](#): > > …just cause you’re on a diet doesn’t mean ya can’t look at the menu Heh, It’s been a long time since I’ve even seen the menu, let alone been on it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/93 "2000-08-15T00:55:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astrangefish \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > …just cause you’re on a diet doesn’t mean ya can’t look at the menu > > Heh, It’s been a long time since I’ve even seen the menu, let alone been on it. 🙂 \*\* Friend, be glad you have one. My menu consists of a bunch of people I have no shot at. And I don’t know where to go to get on the other type of menu ☹ [sub][aside: DRY, do you think this sort of self-deprecating comment will win me any votes? No? Oh well. I tried.] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/94 "2000-08-15T02:06:21Z")
Well, you COULD say that I have the same old boring list, or you COULD say that I am loyal and appreciative of marvelous, witty, intelligent and gorgeous men, or you COULD say that I am too shy to make new friends. Whatever. In alphabetical order, no further explanation necessary- \*\*Chef Troy Chronos\*\* (although I seldom see him-guess I lurk in the wrong forums) \*\*Danielinthewolvesden dropzone DRY iampunha Monster104 pipefitter\*\* and some new additions- **aha** (so he gets to be on lots of lists, and besides I **LIKED** “Western Union”, and I am not ashamed of it.) **Democritus** because he was kind enough to send me a real gem of a hot wings recipe. Thanks, Demo! I made some this weekend to take to a BBQ, and my brother and I were the only people there who had more than one-bunch of lightweights were afraid, very afraid! (Well, maybe I did get a little carried away with the peppers, but this way there were more for me and the bro!) All of these gentlemen are beautiful, and I don’t care whether I have seen their picture or not. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/95 "2000-08-15T02:07:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > \*\*Oh, and Doob, you _know_ you’re a hottie! Stop playin’!😛 \*\* Well, yes, i’d say i know i’m a hottie ;). Thanks Demmie, you da man…oh and i’d vote for you in a minute![/shameless flirt] Audrey: Oooh, board shorts are nice. I saw some in a Pacific Sun surf shop in So Cal a month ago. I didnt get any, but I really like them a lot. Maybe I should go buy a pair or two? I think i’d look good in them because i think my legs are nice and shapely. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/96 "2000-08-15T03:24:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\* > **Democritus** because he was kind enough to send me a real gem of a hot wings recipe. Thanks, Demo! I made some this weekend to take to a BBQ, and my brother and I were the only people there who had more than one-bunch of lightweights were afraid, very afraid! (Well, maybe I did get a little carried away with the peppers, but this way there were more for me and the bro!) > \*\* Yep, I always have to tone my hot recipes down for mixed company (Buncha sissies!) Thanks Scotti and, happy eats! 😉 Aaaww Doob! (Here’s [Doob and I](http://www.mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/P8050112.jpg) in our shorts. We must be mind-melding 'cause we’re sitting exactly the same way.) 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/97 "2000-08-15T03:24:37Z")
Doob: I’ll vote for you mate (in a platonic sorta way 😉 ) And Scotti: I’m crushed. Admittedly theose you listed ARE great guys but still… _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/98 "2000-08-15T05:10:40Z")
Aw, darlin’, don’t be crushed- I’m trying to post and watch a baseball game at the same time, and my **TEAM** is who is getting crushed! I just hit the reply button in agony while the “other side” was getting three runs on ONE PLAY! :eek::mad: How could I forget you? My very favorite new crush? The wonderful man who is going to rub my feet as soon as I win the lottery and can afford a ticket to Australia? (Uh, I hope you aren’t holding your breath, honey, the lottery isn’t **exactly** reliable as a source of income.) Of COURSE I meant to put you on my list! Consider yourself on there permanently. (You may have noticed that once someone gets ON my list, they never escape?) While I am on the subject, I just noticed that I seem to have a thing for the letter D. Or d, as the case may be. Forgive me? Contrite Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/99 "2000-08-15T05:30:24Z")
While I am on the subject of people I forgot to nominate, or vote for or whatever I think I am doing here- **Oicu812** Ladies-if you haven’t read his post in “The Perfect Guy” thread, please do so and prepare to fall in love. What I can’t figure out is **why** none of these wonderful men live anywhere near me?😕 Oicu, you are a sweetheart, and I’ve always wanted to visit Florida. Since I found out you live there, anyway. Scotti ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/100 "2000-08-15T05:35:59Z")
You? I could forgive you anything dear. And the foot massage has no expiry date. Definitely doesn’t do to deny such a dazzling damsel (even a distant damsel) anything, let alone such a dynamite dream. dpr’s dogma - despite being distinctly dramatic - includes a disclaimer to ensure distress isn’t delivered to dolls. dpr down under [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=6)