# SDMB's Mr beauty, 2000. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210 "2000-08-13T20:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/101 "2000-08-15T06:00:42Z")
I deduce that you are determined to defrost my determination to defer a decadent dalliance until decency allows. How debonair you are! Please don’t be dejected, but I really have to demonstrate some delicacy, even though you are delectable. Mostly because I have to be at work in eight hours, and I need to get some sleep. How nice of you to send me into dreamland with a smile on my face! Night, sweetie- Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/102 "2000-08-15T06:51:24Z")
Wow, thanks Scotti! That makes 5 votes for me, I guess…at least, that’s 5 potential votes anyways. Now, in an effort to buy votes (And potentially buy Admins and Mods), I will send See’s Candies gift certificates redeemable for 1 pound of chocolates to whomever votes for me. Any takers? (Note: For a limited time only, and if I get an overwhelming number of votes, it might take a few days for me to acquire the certificates) ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/103 "2000-08-15T07:13:47Z")
I just remembered who else it was I wanted to add… ChrisP One Kenobe kilgore trout ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/104 "2000-08-15T07:32:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Democritus \* > \*\* > Aaaww Doob! (Here’s [Doob and I](http://www.mindspring.com/~vincegonzales/P8050112.jpg) in our shorts. We must be mind-melding 'cause we’re sitting exactly the same way.) 🆒 \*\* Aww Demmie! That’s one of the coolest pics! We must _have_ been mind melding! Anyway, the shorts I was wearing had nice cargo pockets on the sides, and a wunnerful weave. I dont think I wore long pants except on friday when Pat and I got there. Anyway, i am ashamed my legs are so pale, but i dont get many chances to wear shorts here. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/105 "2000-08-15T07:55:30Z")
I want to add some more beautiful guys. **Osip** , (of course), **byzantine** , **Tymp** , (he looks gourgeus), **dropzone** and **Monster104** , (doesn’t he look a bit like Matt Damon?) ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/106 "2000-08-15T10:17:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doobieous \* > \*\* > Anyway, i am ashamed my legs are so pale, but i dont get many chances to wear shorts here. \*\* Don’t worry, you’ll still look great in dem boardshorts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/107 "2000-08-15T13:18:07Z")
Alright, this is no way to run a beauty pagent. I hereby take over the role of stagemanager. Gentlemen, if you’ll line up just over…No, Coldfire. JohnLarrigan did not take the seams in your jacket in. Play nice. Like I was saying, if you’ll line up over here in alphabetical…MR. CYNICAL! The vaseline is provided to make your teeth shiner, NOT what you are doing with it. BACK AWAY FROM THE VASELINE. OK, people, we have 5 minutes till show time, and I’ve seen the crowd out there. They’re bloodthirsty. Shake what your momma gave you, and remember, if you’re lucky enough to win, it’s elbow-elbow-wrist-wrist. ::CRASH! Swiddles looks up:: Oh, for the love of Mosas, FreakFreely, you are not going to make an entrance Mary-Martin style, OK? Get the hell down from there. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/108 "2000-08-15T13:27:36Z")
Where the heck have I been??? I haven’t looked at this thread at all, I saw it for the first time today, I open it up, and I’m first on **Anniz’s** list??? I’m extremely honored. And slightly embarassed. Thank you dear. Though to be honest, I can not accept a nomination for Mr.Beauty2000. Though you can be sure, I would certainly nominate you for Miss Beauty2000. Thank you again. (( takes a bow, sheds a little tear… )) ---
**Author:** ![arenivaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3e96dc/32.png) [@arenivaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arenivaz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/109 "2000-08-15T14:13:02Z")
So I may be a little biased here, but I have to vote for my boyfriend Modian. He’s handsome, smart, funny, sweet (most of the time). Hehe! He drives me crazy, but he also makes every day interesting and fun! Oh, and he’s got the most incredible green eyes. They definitely don’t hurt. Now if only he could just realize I’m always right. We’d get along perfectly. 🙂 Just kidding sweetie! ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2000, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/110 "2000-08-16T23:32:10Z")
**Scotti** thank you for the vote, at least that gives me one. Come on ladies, I’m not _ **that** _ bad looking am I? I definately need more help out there to beat some of these other gentlemen (and I do use the term loosely :)) out there. A little help out there from my friends would be most appreciated! BTW…I just won the lottery (maybe that will get me some votes:)) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/111 "2000-08-17T00:04:23Z")
Great… The only person who voted for me sleeps with me and as such had no choice but to nominate me. Over the hill at 31… :wanders away, mumbling to himself about how fickle women are: * * * Yer pal, Satan [sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Four months, one week, 22 hours, 1 minute and 11 seconds. 5196 cigarettes not smoked, saving $649.59. Life saved: 2 weeks, 4 days, 1 hour, 0 minutes.[/sub] **_"Satan is not an unattractive person."_-Drain Bead** [sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!\*[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/112 "2000-08-17T13:15:16Z")
Oh, cry me a freakin’ river **Satan**! Poor you. Only _one_ nomination. Your pride is sooo hurt, I’m sure. Now you have nothing with which to cobnsole yourself but to _go home and sleep with **Drain Bead** _. You poor bastard! **Anniz** , Thank you for your kind words in this thread. I’m quite flattered to receive compliments from one so familiar with beauty as you. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/113 "2000-08-17T14:57:09Z")
WhooooHooooo! I finally got nominated. Wheeeeeeee! Thanks to the very cute Anniz! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/114 "2000-08-20T06:59:30Z")
Oh, I also need to add Tymp. Monster104, where’s the chocolate? Well, um, can you hold on to it until I possibly get there next summer in my friend’s hearse? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/115 "2000-08-20T07:36:12Z")
I know this thread kind of died out without any kind of determination who the SDMB Mr. Beauty 200 is, so I did my best to add up what votes there are in this thread… **Tied for the lead…** Democritus 7 Monster104 7 (I can’t believe it!) iampunha 5 DRY 5 Danielinthewolvesden 4 dpr 4 Mr. Cynical 4 Milossarian 4 dropzone 3 soulsling 2 astrangefish 2 Seriousart 2 GaWd 2 Satan 2 FreakFreely 2 SqrlCub 2 ChefTroy 2 Aha 2 NothingMan 2 Doobieous 2 Pipefitter 2 Tymp 2 Wonko The Sane SPOOFE BO Diddly SouthernStyle silent\_rob Myrr21 Vestal Blue Eutychus55 Omniscient Opis Grem Montfort Bear\_nenno BluePony DarkHeart TCBurnett Skyslash Bratman007 Chronos Oicu812 ChrisP One Kenobe Kilgore Trout Osip Byzantine Modian ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/116 "2000-08-20T08:05:35Z")
So, should we vote for one winner? If so, should we take the 4 on the top to vote on? What do you think folks? BTW, shouldn’t we also have a Miss Beauty? ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/117 "2000-08-20T14:45:07Z")
I vote for Esprix, Monster104, and astrangefish. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/118 "2000-08-20T16:38:52Z")
Well, Since i’m in 4th place, i’ll become the good little contestant and um…push the others off the stage! No! Wait…i’ll vote Democritus as Mr. Beauty :)(monster, Ilikes yas but Demo is my best buddy. Sorry :)) ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/119 "2000-08-20T17:40:43Z")
Why the hell wasn’t I on the ballot? I’m a nice person you dirty bastards! I will eat your children if you don’t make me Mr. Beauty right now! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210/120 "2000-08-20T17:47:52Z")
Um, a few people seem to have overlooked Byzantine. Of course, Byz gets my vote for whatever list Byz happens to be on. But… Byz is a _Ms.,_ not a _Mr._ Hope this doesn’t screw up the voting! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sdmbs-mr-beauty-2000/29210.md?page=7)