# Sea Shepherds; Innefectual self-important dipshits

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 15, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487 "2009-08-15T02:58:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/161 "2009-08-16T23:31:19Z")

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Oh great. _Minions._

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/162 "2009-08-16T23:36:10Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Oh great. _Minions._

Minions or _Alts_?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/163 "2009-08-16T23:38:27Z")

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Anyway lets get back on track.

Hippies being naive below the 70th Parallel in the Ross Sea.

_Go._  
I’m really curious how this is going to turn out. Though apparently the Nisshin Maru is illegal under some new international maritime mandate due to the amount of waste it pumps into the environment or something of that nature.

Maybe Paul Watson will ride a Torpedo Slim Pickins style and just sink the damned thing.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/164 "2009-08-16T23:43:32Z")

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> [@Scylla](#):
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> wow, that is so wild. That other guy disappeared when he was getting his ass kicked. Now this other person shows up, who apparently just registered today and this is first post, and by sheer coincidence he is making the same argument as the guy who got his ass kicked.
> 
> Amazing. What do you think the chances are?  
> There’s a name for this, but I can’t quite get my foot into it.

Wait argyle, it’ll come to you.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/165 "2009-08-16T23:44:02Z")

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> [@Alerta](#):
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> Dear billfish678,
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> Do you have any basis or evidence to support this accusation?
> 
> The internet can sometimes appear as a place where you can get away with saying many things, however, I’m not sure you are aware of the scope of an accusation such as this, and how this post in cyberspace has serious legal implications in the very real and physical world.

For pete’s sake dude, get some mental help now.

Seriously.

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**Author:** ![Alerta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Alerta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alerta)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/166 "2009-08-16T23:51:45Z")

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I personally support the Sea Shepherds because they use direct action. To all those calling them hippies, pull your heads out of your heads, hippies don’t go ram their ships into their enemies’.

If you want to call Greenpeace hippies, then I would agree, but hey, that’s my opinion.

> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Never mind all that. He can start his crusade against private property by giving me his computer.

There is a difference between private property and possessions.

> **[Property](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property)**
>
> Property is a system of rights that gives people legal control of valuable things, and also refers to the valuable things themselves. Depending on the nature of the property, an owner of property may have the right to consume, alter, share, rent, sell, exchange, transfer, give away, or destroy it, or to exclude others from doing these things, as well as to perhaps abandon it; whereas regardless of the nature of the property, the owner thereof has the right to properly use it under the grant In ec...

> [@billfish678](#):
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> Think about it. This is the BBQ pit.

Sure, I’ve been on many forums where I’ve had heated discussions, not to mention a fair share of ad hominems, however when what is said on forums start affecting a large number of people’s real world lives, then it becomes much, much more serious.

If in your opinion these forums are a BBQ pit, then you obviously live quite the padded life. If these forums have the potential to be a BBQ pit, then real life has the potential to be hell, the real deal, honey bunny.

> [@Scylla](#):
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> wow, that is so wild. That other guy disappeared when he was getting his ass kicked. Now this other person shows up, who apparently just registered today and this is first post, and by sheer coincidence he is making the same argument as the guy who got his ass kicked.

Brilliant!

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/167 "2009-08-17T00:06:17Z")

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Thank you for your wiki cite, minon and/or alt.  
Of course, were you a real lawyer instead of someone playing a legal expert on the internet, you’d probably know that personal property includes such things as computers. Specifically, the personal property represented by computers are a subset of personal property known as tangible property.

Oddly enough for someone who isn’t Smashy, you seem to share his habit of citing things that you can neither read nor understand.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/168 "2009-08-17T00:12:23Z")

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> [@Alerta](#):
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> There is a difference between private property and possessions.
> 
> [Property - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Property)

From the linked article.

> [@](#):
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> Important widely-recognized types of property include real property (land), **personal property (physical possessions belonging to an person)**, private property (property owned by legal persons or business entities), public property (state owned or publicly owned and available possessions) and intellectual property (exclusive rights over artistic creations, inventions, etc.),

Try reading your cites.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/169 "2009-08-17T00:13:09Z")

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> [@Alerta](#):
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> I personally support the Sea Shepherds because they use direct action. To all those calling them hippies, pull your heads out of your heads, hippies don’t go ram their ships into their enemies’.

The episode isn’t out yet, but in the preview I noted a look of surprise and alarm on the captain’s face during the collision.

Hippies **do** crash by accident.  
Hippies with ships is a pretty small subset of hippies in general. So, I’m not convinced you have a large enough statistical sample to begin drawing conclusions on the behavioral habits of seafaring hippies in general. Maybe they do ram their boats to save whales. They put spikes in trees to stop logging, why not ram a boat?

> [@](#):
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> Sure, I’ve been on many forums where I’ve had heated discussions, not to mention a fair share of ad hominems, however when what is said on forums start affecting a large number of people’s real world lives, then it becomes much, much more serious.
> 
> If in your opinion these forums are a BBQ pit, then you obviously live quite the padded life. If these forums have the potential to be a BBQ pit, then real life has the potential to be hell, the real deal, honey bunny.
> 
> Brilliant!

I predict you are about to receive an ignominious denouement at the hands of the administration. Good luck with the panhandlers and have a nice life!

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/170 "2009-08-17T00:44:21Z")

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> [@Scylla](#):
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> The episode isn’t out yet, but in the preview I noted a look of surprise and alarm on the captain’s face during the collision.  
> Hippies with ships is a pretty small subset of hippies in general.  
> I predict you are about to receive an ignominious denouement at the hands of the administration. Good luck with the panhandlers and have a nice life!

Maybe the boat ran over a whale ? :eek:  
A Hippie Venn Diagram ? I knew that shit would save my life someday 🙂  
I tried to get Smashthestate to chill out. Hopefully he WILL and the mods will look the other way. But lawsuits and laundry ARE one fast ticket out here.☹

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**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/171 "2009-08-17T00:47:01Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> Minions or _Alts_?

_Please_ let it be an alt. _Please_ let it be an alt. _Please_ let it be an alt.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/172 "2009-08-17T00:59:01Z")

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> [@Alerta](#):
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> If you want to call Greenpeace hippies, then I would agree, but hey, that’s my opinion.

Anyone who says in one breath the want to use 4G War tactics to cause a corporation that employs thousands of people out of business by costing them $ 1m or more per day, and then is shocked at the violence from those protecting their livelihood is a hippie. They are so lost in their own belief that their ideology is correct that they do not understand that their goal will cause real human suffering for the whalers and their families, so they tell themselves they are better than the whalers meanwhile copper bolts do not hurt as much as watching your lifetime career evaporate due to political pressure.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/173 "2009-08-17T01:00:11Z")

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**Scylla** As I understand it Paul Watson used to ram them on purpose when he wasn’t televised.

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**Author:** ![Alerta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Alerta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alerta)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/174 "2009-08-17T01:21:56Z")

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> [@Turek](#):
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> _Please_ let it be an alt. _Please_ let it be an alt. _Please_ let it be an alt.

Amazing.

Just because someone agrees with someone else then that means they must be the same person?

Thank you everyone for giving me the benefit of the doubt. I’m not going to be using these forums very much, or rarely, or perhaps not at all after this. The only reason I started posting was because I was concerned about some of the things being said that are defamatory.

I am not a “minion” or whatever it is you wish to call me. I live in the same city as Smashthestate and I happen to have more direct contact with the issues at hand simply due to proximity.

And as for the Sea Shepherd, I don’t think people can accidentally “ram” their ship into another ship, not under these circumstances. It seems like a lot of you folks who are so far away from what you are criticizing feel like you have the knowledge and experience to treat it like its garbage. That’s neither sound, fair, or rational, it’s just simply masturbatory.

Oh yeah, but that’s “straight dope” alright. You tell the world how it is! Cause you all really know what’s going on.

Weak.

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/175 "2009-08-17T01:26:42Z")

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Are we all acting like we don’t know Alerta is just SmashTheState?

I mean, his very first post here was one taking umbrage over the “accusation” of embezzling in the same ridiculous way StS did.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/176 "2009-08-17T01:29:34Z")

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> [@wierdaaron](#):
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> Are we all acting like we don’t know Alerta is just SmashTheState?
> 
> I mean, his very first post here was one taking umbrage over the “accusation” of embezzling in the same ridiculous way StS did.

You suggesting it’s not a coincidence?

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/177 "2009-08-17T01:32:13Z")

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> [@Scylla](#):
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> You suggesting it’s not a coincidence?

Well, no, because doing that might justify legal action, and everyone here knows how much international lawsuits for defamation on web forums dedicated nearly exclusively to defamation can cost. They’d have to dip pretty deep into the proverbial panhandle to pay for it.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/178 "2009-08-17T01:33:03Z")

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[QUOTE= Alerta]  
Dear billfish678,

Do you have any basis or evidence to support this accusation?

The internet can sometimes appear as a place where you can get away with saying many things, however, I’m not sure you are aware of the scope of an accusation such as this, and how this post in cyberspace has serious legal implications in the very real and physical world.  
[/QUOTE]

**Alerta**

Does the membership of the OPU know that your donations to Sea Shepherds come out of their pockets in addition to **Smashie’s**?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/179 "2009-08-17T01:37:32Z")

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> [@Alerta](#):
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> The only reason I started posting was because I was concerned about some of the things being said that are defamatory.

How is it defamatory to point out **SmashTheState** ’s frequent and illegal misappropriation of funds in his role as a representative for the Ottawa Panhandlers’ Union? Or that the organization itself is in fact nothing more than a covert fundraising arm of the Ohio Republican Party?

I’m pretty sure anyone who would consider giving funds to the Ottawa Panhandlers’ Union expects those in its employ to take a little taste for themselves, and understands that politics makes for strange bedfellows. What’s the big deal?

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sea-shepherds-innefectual-self-important-dipshits/506487/180 "2009-08-17T01:40:51Z")

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The internet is serious business.

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