# Sealemon88 Names Your Fish! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553 "2000-04-28T15:26:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/1 "2000-04-28T15:26:00Z")
Just because I need some revenge, **Sealemon88** (sometimes known as **Sea Lemon** ) will either name/create a species of fish and/or sea creature _after_ you, or will grant you an _existing_ species as your personal own! So take _that_! 😛 And you can start with me. Vengeance is **mine**! Esprix * * * Evidently, I rock. [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/2 "2000-04-28T15:29:00Z")
When it comes to these threads, I am hooked. * * * You can keep your Wally sig, because SwimmingRiddles designated me as St. Mullinator: Patron Saint of Republicans That SwimmingRiddles Respects! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/3 "2000-04-28T15:31:00Z")
:::Must Not Post::: Aw heck. Go for it Sealy! ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/4 "2000-04-28T15:31:00Z")
As I was an aspiring Marine Biologist for many, many years, I definately want one. And let’s try to remember who canonized you, Seale. * * * “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ```auto My iguana's sick. He's all floppy. Could he have Reptile dysfunction? -Chef Troy, Haiku Master ``` ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/5 "2000-04-28T15:48:00Z")
Me four! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/6 "2000-04-28T15:55:00Z")
What the hell, bring it on! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/7 "2000-04-28T15:56:00Z")
something colorful but classy * * * \*\* I’m a 'silly little southern belle ass. _Sigh_. \*\* _Original by needs2know_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/8 "2000-04-28T16:08:00Z")
Sealemon, seafood is for kids. Addith this child to the fray. * * * \>\>Threads killed, no questions asked, just give me the payment, and I’ll post to it…the kiss of death of late.\<\< —The dragon observes ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/9 "2000-04-28T16:21:00Z")
I hope these threads never die. Me too, seaboy! * * * Hopping Mad Laughing Bug - Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/10 "2000-04-28T16:24:00Z")
I wish to be a fish. * * * **TMR** Patron Saint of Clever Retorts. What’s it to you? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/11 "2000-04-28T16:54:00Z")
Well, I’ll see what I can do. I have to work sometime today, ya know. (Crap. FISH?) Esprix: Le Rogue. This relative of the clown fish is mainly found near the coast of France. This fish is known for its habit of grabbing any nearby piece of kelp for use as a “security blanket”. Mullinator: The Southern Bass. This willy fish has tormented many a fisherman, although observant ones will notice that it always swims to the right. A truly _sporting_ fish. Missy2U: The Lackey. This swift little perch keeps from being eaten by sharks by herding other fish towords the predators. Swimmingriddles is easy: The ANGEL fish! 😃 This rare species is hard to find, becuase it’s strange swimming patterns enable it to elude all pursuers. It’s valued for its elegant, aristocratic form. Phouka: The puck. This playful fresh water fish is known for its colorful scales, as well as the fact that it tastes real good fried up southern style. The fish has evolved a very unusual affection for slivers of apples. Mr. Cynical: The Shrug. Not much is known of this extinct fish. The few sightings of it have always been of it suggest that it was a strangely lethargic animal. Ultress: The Carolina Bass. This majestic fish is the king of its domain. Keeping to itself, it has been the bane of many a fisherman, buy having enough strength to actually break a fishing pole! The archenimy of the Carolina Bass is the common cow, who’s plainitive moos confuse the fish, and cause it to beach itself. Narile: The Pseudodrake. This deep water fish finds its prey with its lumenescient forehead. It’s bright-red glow can be seen for miles. The Pseudodrake escapes predators by puffing itself up to nearly three times its size, and pretending to be a shark. mega the roo: The Canadian Jumping Lungfish. Known for its land and water gymnastics, as well as for its constant soapy discharge, the less said about this fish, the better. Trout Mask Replica: The Trout Mask. This fish is closy related to (surprise) the trout, but is poisenous. Also known for its wild thrashing motions. I’m sorry for the lameness of these, but this stuff is _hard_! Touche, Esprix! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Agentakbar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Agentakbar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agentakbar)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/12 "2000-04-29T05:10:00Z")
OO me! OO me! Or am I too new for one? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/13 "2000-04-29T05:13:00Z")
Mr. Seale, those were definitely not lame. If they were lame, would I be desperately clamoring for you to come up with a fish for me? Please? * * * JMCJ “Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/14 "2000-04-29T05:15:00Z")
Well, Agent, I’ll just look at your profile, same way I did the other fishes (I’m too senile to remember most posts. Sorry.). Agentakbar: The Azure Fez. This fish is mainly found in the Indian Ocean. It has cause much controversy in scientific circles for is unexplained ability to split in two when confronted by danger…and then somehow rejoining itself. Although this triat of its has been witness many times, the mysterious fish refuses to reveal its secret. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/15 "2000-04-28T18:24:00Z")
I have to get in on this one! So how about it Sealemon, _do you have one for me?_ ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/16 "2000-04-28T18:34:00Z")
glub glub * * * One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti. Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/17 "2000-04-28T18:45:00Z")
I’m ready for a bite. BTW Sealy you underestimate yourself- good stuff man ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/18 "2000-04-28T18:54:00Z")
What’s a guy gotta do to get a fish named after him around here? ## Thanks. Take care. ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/19 "2000-04-28T18:55:00Z")
I’ll take one too! Would it help if I told you my full name is Suomyno Na? * * * Saint Suo Na, patron saint of originally composed poetry for the purpose of blatantly kissing some Swiddles arse. Also patron of raspberry tea and those little strawberry candies that have the really fun goo inside. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553/20 "2000-04-28T18:58:00Z")
John Corrado:No offense, man, but I’m drawing a blank. I’ll have to research your posts for ideas. ☹ I promise I’ll get to you. Shanin: The scarlett sunset. This beautiful fish seems flourecently red. This fish moves like greased lightning, always dashing somewhere. Even though it’s harmless, this impatient little fish is known for holding off predators with its attitude alone. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88-names-your-fish/16553.md?page=2)