# Sealemon88's To Do List **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 1999, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833 "1999-10-21T18:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/1 "1999-10-21T18:30:00Z")
These are some celeberties that I’d do. Not join for a cup of coffee. Not have a relationship with. Just Do 'Em. In no particular order: 1. Selma Hajek 2. Denese Richards 3. Ricki Lake 4. The Spice Girls, as long as they don’t sing, or scream out “Girl Power!” at the climax 5. Tyra Banks 6. That lady from The Nanny, as long as she had laryngitis 7. Minni Driver 8. Any of the women from Alley MacBeal, _except_ Clarissa Flockhart (No, not because she’s “too skinny”, but becasue she just seems bitchy to me) 9. Jane Seymore 10. Seven of Nine (more like Ten of Ten) 11. Sarah Jessica Parker 12. Any of the females from Jesse (Especially the brunette) 13. Courtney Cox 14. Kathy Najimy Ummm…I think that’s enough for now. 😉 Sorry for misspeling some of the names, but I just gotta do 'em, right? Anyone else wanna play? * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/2 "1999-10-21T18:42:00Z")
This is so degrading and objectifies women… …so **HELL YEAH** I’ll play! 1. That short-haired brunette from V.I.P. 2. Lisa Nicole-Carson 3. Any heterosexual member of Luscious Jackson 4. Selma Hayek 5. Daisy Fuentes 6. Trinity from The Matrix 7. Gina Gershon 8. Andrea Thompson 9. Gabrielle Reese (for sheer height value) 10. That Kiana workout girl from ESPN2. * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/3 "1999-10-21T18:47:00Z")
I don’t think this site is big enough for my list…so let’s just say any celebrity with a mule hon. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/4 "1999-10-21T18:48:00Z")
1. Sean Connery 2. Randy Prince Andy… i think that boy has a wild side 3. Matt Lauer 4. Sean Connery 5. i’d give Brad Pitt a whirl even though he’s probably used up 6. Curtis Joseph 7. oh so many men… oh so little time… * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/5 "1999-10-21T18:52:00Z")
Alexander Hamilton Peter Lucas TennHippie God Satan ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/6 "1999-10-21T19:37:00Z")
Get comfy… My list, in no particular order: MEN Timothy Hutton Mike Myers Jeff Goldblum Joseph Fiennes Jeremy Irons Gabriel Byrne John Malkovich Nicholas Cage Liam Neeson Liev Schrieber Johnny Depp Skeet Ulrich Tim Roth Bruce Willis Geoffrey Rush Paul Rudd Robert Carlyle Ben Stiller John DeLancie Eric Roberts Kevin Kline Kevin Bacon Keanu Reeves The guy who played the manager in SpiceWorld Val Kilmer Gary Oldman Matthew Modine Robert Downey, Jr. Dave Matthews David Byrne (from Talking Heads) The lead singer from Crash Test Dummies ## WOMEN Angelina Jolie Helen Hunt Geena Davis Milla Jovovich Parker Posey Gillian Anderson Meg Ryan Samantha Mathis Emma Thompson Christina Ricci (hey, I could call out my OWN name!!) Fairuza Balk Gwyneth Paltrow “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![gypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbce88/32.png) [@gypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/7 "1999-10-21T19:45:00Z")
1. Sigourney Weaver 2. Shania Twain 3. Daisy Fuentes 4. Any Bond girl 5. Julia Roberts 6. Kim Basinger * * * Unforgiven ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stevie_Rave_On)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/8 "1999-10-21T19:51:00Z")
Hey Sealmon88, **this** is your #3 pick?? \ * * * Ty Webb: I like you Betty. Danny Noonan: That’s Danny, sir. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/9 "1999-10-21T19:54:00Z")
1. Nichole Sullivan from MAD TV. 2. Sandra Bullock. 3. Valerie Bertinelli. That should keep me busy for a day or two. * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/10 "1999-10-21T20:07:00Z")
Alexander Hamilton? Was he sexy? Or is this some fine-looking young buck whose handle is Alexander Hamilton? By the way, I want you all to know I think you’re very sexist. Only one of you - _one_ of you - had both men and women on your list. Tssk tssk. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/11 "1999-10-21T20:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Any Bond girl Even the one that used to be a man? * * * Back off, man. I’m a scientist. ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/12 "1999-10-21T20:11:00Z")
Boris- Not sexist, just only want to sleep with one sex. -Frankie ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/13 "1999-10-21T20:13:00Z")
I was just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/14 "1999-10-21T23:53:00Z")
First of all, STEVE: You know what? Forgive me for doing this outside of the Pit and I swear I won’t make a habit of it, but SCREW YOU. That was so unnecessary, and so rude, and I cannot begin to fathom why you felt the need to do that…that your only contribution (I’ve never even seen your name before) would be to make fun of Seal’s list because YOU think Ricki Lake is unattractive, so you find the rudest picture you can of her. What a schmuck. Secondly, I LOVE YOU SEALE! How cool you are to have such incredibly variety in your list of women! Right on! My list: (Except for the first one, who IS the first one, the rest is in absolutely in no order, and I had planned to be the FIRST to have both sexes in my list, but I was beaten to the punch) Jeff Bridges kd lang Kris Kristofferson Eric Roberts Tim Robbins Susan Sarandon Daniel Day Lewis Eddie Izzard stoid…I know there are more but I can’t think of them right now ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/15 "1999-10-22T01:49:00Z")
Stoid: Well, gosh, I am blushing! Thank you. It not anything I planned, it’s just the way I am. I’ve always valued brains and personality over some sort of physical specifications. I’ve known thin women that are unatractive, and voluptious women that are, well, _voluptous._ If all women looked the same, that would be so _boring._ God, I don’t know if I’m being clear. All I know is that I _do_ find a wide variety of women attractive. It’s really a case-by-case basis for me. What can I say: I love _women._ Period. OK, OK…too serious. Back to doable women: 1. Margaret Cho. 2. Jennifer Love Hewitt. (Yeah, she’s kinda ditzy. I’d still do her) 3. Gannenne Garafalo(sp) (You see her in _Dog Park_? Grrrrr) 4. Catherine Zeta Jones. 5. Yasmine Bleeth. And you **betcha** I’d do Ricki. She’s a cutie. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/16 "1999-10-22T03:30:00Z")
Britteny Spears Christina Aguilara Tia Mowry Tamera Mowry Karen Parsons Tatyana Ali All the angels in the V.S. bra ads This russian girl in my Colloq class There’s tons more that I’m missing… –Tim * * * We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/17 "1999-10-22T03:33:00Z")
Oh yeah. Definately: Jennifer Aniston (though I’d make her cut her hair) Jennifer Love Hewitt ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/18 "1999-10-22T03:43:00Z")
Boris B – nope, I’m talking about the man on the ten. He did more for this country IMHO than all our presidents combined! I’d do him just to hear him talk about his ideas (at the time). Well, I guess this assumes I have a time machine. Since this is total fantasy, I do. I’m also impervious to all social diseases. And I have the body of an eighteen year old (along with their stamina!). And sexist? Nope. As far as I understand it, God is a woman. You can dispute this if you wish but let me stand way over here, out of the way of lightening bolts, before you do. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/19 "1999-10-22T03:51:00Z")
Well a short list: Isabelle Adjani, Ginger Lynn Allen, Maria Conchita Alonso, Tori Amos, Gillian Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, Fiona Apple, Christina Applegate, Rosanna Arquette, Denise Austin, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Beals, Emanuelle Beart, Yasmine Bleeth, Lisa Boyle, Toni Braxton, Genevieve Bujold, Sandra Bullock, Asia Carrera, Laetitia Casta, Phoebe Cates, Rae Dawn Chong, Jennifer Connelly, Courtney Cox, Cindy Crawford, Sheryl Crow, Jamie Lee Curtis, Barbara Dare, Rebecca De Mornay, Dana Delaney, Julie Delpy, Laura Dern, Cameron Diaz, Lesley-Anne Down, Roma Downey, Minnie Driver, Jennifer Esposito, Angie Everhart, Patricia Ford, Daisy Fuentes, Janeane Garafalo, Rebecca Gayheart, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gina Gershon, Jo Geust, Valerio Golino, Heather Graham, Nina Hartley, Salma Hayek, Eva Herzigova, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lauryn Hill, Helen Hunt, Elizabeth Hurley, Angelina Jolie, Ashley Judd, Nicole Kidman, Jewel Kilcher, Tawny Kitaen, Francesca Le, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Kelly Lynch, Elle MacPherson, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Marlee Matlin, Rose McGowan, Annette O’Toole, Sarah Jessica Parker, Rosie Perez, Christina Ricci, Denise Richards, Rebecca Romijn, Winona Ryder, Mia Sara, Susan Sarandon, Claudia Schiffer, Jane Seymour, Stephanie Seymour, Jewel Shepard, Elizabeth Shue, Helen Slater, Mira Sorvino, Gwen Stefani, Brinke Stevens, Catherine Mary Stewart, Madeline Stowe, Kobe Tai, Cristy Thom, Lea Thompson, Kiana Tom, Christie Turlington, Kate Winslet, and Sean Young. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/20 "1999-10-22T03:56:00Z")
I’m reminded of this comedian I saw on Comedy Central, Todd Barry, who ended his half hour of fame by asking the women in the audience whether they’d like to lay Brad Pitt (who, in this scenario, hasn’t showered for a year and a half, just finished running the Boston Marathon and upon completion fell into a pile of pig shit) or a (freshly washed) Todd Barry. At the end of his analysis, he said: “and to all the women who chose Brad Pitt over me, I only have this to say: Brad Pitt will never fuck you. On the other hand. . . I might.” part of the reason any of the babes on my list of celebrities will always play second fiddle to the enchanting girls I know personally. Another favorite Todd Barry line: “I am a militant anti-smoker; I don’t even let people smoke in my apartment. I should rephrase that. I don’t let men smoke in my apartment.” Anyway on to my list of celebrities: #1 forever: Angelica Graynamore (okay so she’s a character and not the actual celebrity who portrays her, but Meg Ryan makes an awesome redhead.) runners up: Jodie Foster, Patricia Tallman, Denise Richards, Lucy Liu, Tea Leoni as a brunette, and Sandra Bullock (so I’m told) just off the top of my head. . . I’m sure there are others. . . * * * “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833.md?page=2)