# Sealemon88's To Do List **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 1999, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833 "1999-10-21T18:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/21 "1999-10-22T03:59:00Z")
whoa. Just saw the list before my post. Let me steal a few from those: Sarah Michelle Geller, and Claudia Schiffer. ## Though neither of them can possibly knock Angelica Graynamore off her pedestal. “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/22 "1999-10-22T10:17:00Z")
Stoidela! I can’t believe there’s another one out there that finds Eddie Izzard so… so… damn, he’s just hot! Tarted up - LOVE it! “Velvet Goldmine” - DIG it! I don’t know what else to say, but he’s a kitty. And I also agree that whoever put up the Ricki Lake pic from “Hairspray” needs to lick me. That’s all… * * * “You’re going to listen to ME? To something I said? Haven’t I made it abundantly clear over the tenure of our friendship that I don’t know shit?” - Brodie, “Mallrats” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/23 "1999-10-22T13:37:00Z")
I find it hard to believe none of you guys said Pamela Lee!I thought she was supposed to be IT? Or are ya just afraid of the comparison she’d make between you and Tommy Lee? My somewhat short list: Joey Ramone(yeah baby!),jimmy fallon,rich hall,tim curry,a certain guest from jenny jones named Daniel,and dan quayle 😃 :o heeee * * * The poster beneath me is really smart! ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/24 "1999-10-22T13:40:00Z")
Off the top of my head . . . Antony Stewart Head (plays Giles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Nicholas Brendan (plays Xander on Buffy, yes, there’s a theme starting here) Patrick Stewart John Cuzack Pierce Brosnan David Boreanaz (plays Angel from Buffy) I’m sure there’s more, though. * * * “Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of me and my breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Stevie\_Rave\_On](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stevie_Rave_On)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/25 "1999-10-22T14:08:00Z")
Sorry to get off the topic, but Stoidela and Valerie: Calm down! I know you’re probably thinking I was making fun of her weight. I thought the picture was funny because of her hair and shirt more than anything (isn’t that the puffy shirt from _Seinfeld_?) I too **love** woman of all shapes and sizes. In fact, my personal preference is voluptuous (Not a girl with a tiny waist and big boobs but truly voluptuous). I know many hot girls that become instantly ugly the moment they open their mouths. I also know many woman that at first I wasn’t attracted to but their personality makes them irresistable. In fact, I used to think Ricki was attractive, until I watched her show a few times. Anyway, I just wanted to apologize to anyone I offended. You have to admit though, that the hairstyle is pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/26 "1999-10-22T14:19:00Z")
My list in no particular order… Jodi Foster Sarah Michell Geller(sp?) Seven of Nine (who cares what her real name is) Helen Hunt Whatever the name of the lead girl from Caroline in the City Shania Twain All the Dixie Chick The latest triplets that posed for Playboy(Dalm?) Sadra Bullock Agree with Seamon about Geneeane Garafalo(sp?) Christina Aplegate(sp) All the girls on the new show “Snoops” Madonna…just for sure learning potential That’s all I can think of now…one other thing while we’re talking about celebraties…If you’re cute/sexy/beautiful/handsom…whatever, I think you have an obligation to be nude in some movie somewhere…just so the rest of us have something to fantasize with. I’m kinda upset at some of the latest “steamy” movie with these hot women…(i.e. Wild Things, Cruel Intentions) were the damn lead character doesn’t get naked…Real bummer there… * * * “Get thee down. Be thou funky.” -Anon ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/27 "1999-10-22T18:22:00Z")
Valerie; Regarding Eddie: are you KIDDING? There’s a TON of us out there who would do Eddie in a SECOND. And until Eddie I was always convinced that I could never hang with a TV. But he’s such a yummy TV, and it’s not like he’s trying to be female, he’s just a guy who’s “tarted up a bit” and it WORKS in a big way. He is adorable! Plus he’s aboslutely hilarious and devastatingly charming, and that counts for everything. stoid * * * * * * This is a non-smoking area. If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and act accordingly. ---
**Author:** ![Donj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Donj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donj)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/28 "1999-10-22T18:32:00Z")
All of you are forgetting one of the sexiest stars of all time. -Jessica Rabbit -Sharon Stone -Jennifer Love Hewitt -Caprice -Alyssa Milano Just a short list but mmmmmm Jessica Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/29 "1999-10-22T18:35:00Z")
Robert Carlyle (glad to see others like him too!) Liam Neeson Ewan McGregor Daniel Day-Lewis Gabriel Byrne (Ok, ok, so I’ve got an accent fetish!) 🙂 Ed Harris …and a few others I can’t think of at the moment. I think I need a cold shower now. 😉 * * * I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers (1879-1935) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/30 "1999-10-23T13:49:00Z")
Ooh… Okay then: Renee O’Connor Melanie Chisholm (Sporty Spice) Courtney Cox Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Love Hewitt Larissa Oleynik Eliza Dushku Samantha Mathis Christina Ricci Natalie Portman Elizabeth Hurley Neve Campbell Helen Hunt Tea Leoni Carrie Fisher My High School English Teacher All the Corrs (except the brother) (he can watch if he likes) The girl I saw on the train yesterday About half the women on my ICQ list 🙂 * * * “Well, roll me in eggs and flour and bake me for forty minutes!” [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/31 "1999-10-23T20:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > All the Corrs (except the brother) (he can watch if he likes) Add the redhead Corr to my list; though I’m the only person I know who seems to think she’s a redhead. and yeah, sure, I’ll do Jessica Rabbit too 🙂 * * * “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/32 "1999-10-24T01:07:00Z")
Let’s see, now. Yeah. Rita Hayworth Marlyn Monroe Susan Hayward Zazu Pitts Gloria Swanson Pola Negri Mary Pickford Agnes Moorehead Fanny Brice And last but not least, Maddonna. No wait, I already did her. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/33 "1999-10-24T02:04:00Z")
WallyM7-- I’m surprised you didn’t mention Louise Brooks from “Pandora’s Box”. She was amazing. * * * I’ll be there Where I’ll teach what I’ve been taught And I’ve been taught… ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/34 "1999-10-24T05:13:00Z")
I forgot Jennifer Connelly. Ooh yeah. And Enya. 🙂 🙂 🙂 * * * “Well, roll me in eggs and flour and bake me for forty minutes!” [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/35 "1999-10-24T05:42:00Z")
Canadian Sue–I assume the Curtis Joseph on your list was none other than the sexy CuJo of the NHL? If so, I second it!! I also have to go with Patrick Roy–a little on the strange side but I just really want to know if he does that psychotic head-shaking, talking-to-himself routine in bed too! The rest, in no particular order: Brendan Fraser Val Kilmer Nicole Kidman Casey Affleck Brad Renfro Kate Winslet Chris Cornell Ewan McGregor Sean Connery Gina Gershon Paul Rudd Ryan Phillippe Eddie Vedder Sarah Michelle Gellar * * * Born O.K. the first time… If you are born again, do you have two belly buttons? ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/36 "1999-10-24T05:44:00Z")
Who’s Eddie Izzard? Any relation to Eddie Eagle? By the way - God isn’t a woman… GOD ISN’T A WOMAN!!! Nope, no lightning bolts. God_ess_ is a woman. I’m still an agnostic anyway. * * * Nothing I write about any person or group should be applied to a larger group. - Boris Badenov ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/37 "1999-10-24T06:08:00Z")
Allyson Hannigan (Willow on _Buffy_) Dita (Corset/Fetish model) Sarah Michelle Gellar Natalie Portman (Even though Star Wars sucks) Teri Hatcher Other applicants will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. ---
**Author:** ![Momotaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Momotaro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Momotaro)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/38 "1999-10-24T08:41:00Z")
_Mitsou Gélina!_… and people looked and wondered who he was talking about. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/39 "1999-10-24T11:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > And last but not least, Maddonna. No wait, I already did her. We can’t include people we’ve already had sex with? Then I have to scratch one of the names off of my list. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833/40 "1999-10-24T19:08:00Z")
Eddie Izzard is the most delightful, charming, and brilliantly silly and witty comic ever to emerge from England. I have very little use for most comics, and this guy slays me completely. He’s a transvestite, too. But he’s an executive transvestite, not a weirdo transvestite. And he doesn’t dress up to look like a woman, he just wears slightly femme clothes and shoes, and lots of makeup, and looks completely do-able thus. I discovered him on an HBO special this summer. Find it, watch it, you’ll be glad you did. stoid yes, but do you have a FLAG?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sealemon88s-to-do-list/9833.md?page=1)