# Sean Connery/Alex Trebek **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 29, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261 "2000-11-29T22:16:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Paul\_Coleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dfb087/32.png) [@Paul\_Coleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_Coleman)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/1 "2000-11-29T22:16:18Z")
Saturday Night Liove does a recurring and hilarious sketch parody-ing Celebrity Jeopardy. Invariably, a grouchy Sean Connery lauches succesive attacks upon a defenseless Alex Trebek. Is this just something that they made up and that subsequently took on a life of its own, or is this carrying forward some true-to-life conflict that unfolded before the eyes of Celebrity Jeopardy viewers that I missed? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/2 "2000-11-29T22:38:41Z")
I have no idea but my favorite was when one category was “S-words” and Connery kept saying “Swords Alex!” ---
**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/3 "2000-11-29T23:05:30Z")
“I’ll take ‘the rapists’ for $400, Alex.” “That’s ‘therapists’, you idiot!” ---
**Author:** ![hoopster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f19dbf/32.png) [@hoopster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hoopster)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/4 "2000-11-29T23:38:45Z")
“I must ask about The Penis Mightier” -“That’s The Pen Is Mightier” “Gussy it up however you want, what I want to know is does it work, will it really mighty my penis, man” ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/5 "2000-11-29T23:42:16Z")
“I’ll take titties for $100.” “That’s TITLES.” “Not a fan of the ladies, are ye, Trebek?” –Tim ---
**Author:** ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/6 "2000-11-30T00:31:13Z")
“What is the sound a dog makes? We’ll accept ‘bow-wow’… or ‘ruff’… yes, Sean Connery?” “MOOOOOOO!” “That’s not the sound a dog makes.” “That’s the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!” ---
**Author:** ![Conti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Conti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Conti)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/7 "2000-11-30T00:35:28Z")
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA i dont know the answer either…but this has gotta be one of my most favorite sketches on saturday night live…i wish they would do it more often! Conti ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/8 "2000-11-30T00:48:47Z")
Isn’t this the wrong forum? Anyways…um…I gotta watch SNL more. Oh, no wait-someone asked a question. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/9 "2000-11-30T01:45:18Z")
“So, let’s see your Final Jeopardy question, Mr. Connery… ‘Buck’. I guess that must be your wager. And your question?.. ‘Futter’. Hmmm, ‘Buck Futter’. I don’t get it.” “Oh, I think ya do, Trebek. BUCK FUTTER!” And yes, I also LOVE these. ---
**Author:** ![IBBen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/85f322/32.png) [@IBBen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IBBen)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/10 "2000-11-30T01:59:38Z")
Darryl Hammond is the next Phil Hartman, he is so versatile. I think I like his Al Gore even more than Sean Connery. Anyway, I always wondered where this skit originated and am anxious to hear if there really is tension between Trebek and Connery. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/11 "2000-11-30T02:13:20Z")
“Celebrity Jeopardy!” has been an SNL favourite for years, and it hasn’t always had Sean Connery. In the first ever episode, Trebek handled a panel of Burt Reynolds as played by Norm MacDonald, Marlon Brando as played by somebody else, and somebody else. Alex’s final desperate attempt to get somebody to correctly answer a question was when the question value slid back to reveal a bright red screen and the question was “What colour is this?” Nobody got it, of course. They use the Sean Connery gag a lot just because it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![AETBOND417](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@AETBOND417](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AETBOND417)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/12 "2000-11-30T04:12:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hansel \* > \*\*“What is the sound a dog makes? We’ll accept ‘bow-wow’… or ‘ruff’… yes, Sean Connery?” > “MOOOOOOO!” > “That’s not the sound a dog makes.” > “That’s the sound your mother made last night, Trebek!” \*\* [nitpick] AT: “Let’s just go to Animal Sounds for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. Mr. Connery.” SC: “Moo.” AT: “No.” SC: “Well that’s the sound your mother made last night.” (B. Reynolds rings in and says “Who is, um, Scooby Doo (etc.)”) (French Stuart rings in and says “Who is John Caferty and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much.”) AT: “No! Good Lord! We would have accepted ‘Bow-wow’ or ‘Ruff’” SC: “Oh, rough, just the way your mother likes it, Trebek.” [/nitpick] also, my favorite (Connery, H. Swank, and Keanu Reeves): Alex whines about Regis for a sec, then says: “…Sean Connery has set a new Jeopardy record for futility with…” Sean: “Suck on it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.” Alex: “That’s beautiful. You kiss your mother with that mouth.” Sean: “No, but I did something to _your_ mother with _this_ mouth.” ## (one of the topics was “Things Trebek Sucks”) Finally, to address the OP, I can’t recall Connery ever being on the real Celebrity Jeopardy, but I’d pay money to see him on the SNL version. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/13 "2000-11-30T04:33:02Z")
I’ve heard somewhere that Sean Connery offended Alex Trebek on a live show. ---
**Author:** ![cykrider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f19dbf/32.png) [@cykrider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cykrider)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/14 "2000-11-30T05:38:31Z")
Does anyone know if they have a movie of the “best of Celebrity Jeparody?” Or are some of the sketches on the 25th anaversery tapes? I love this sooo much. Probably my fav. is with Keenu Reeves: KR:“I’d like balloons for $600” AT:“That’s not a catagory.” KR:“My mistake, I would like balloons for $400” KR: “I know kung-fu” This stuff is classic, you can get some of them off napster too! ---
**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/15 "2000-11-30T06:54:11Z")
My fav. wasn’t with Sean Connery, but with Burt Reynolds/John Travolta. Reynolds: I’ll take the dog one Trebek: Ok…words the rhyme with dog, for 600. It’s been a hard day’s night, I should be sleeping, like a this… (Beep) Trebek: Burt Reynolds. Reynolds: …Chinese whore. Trebek: No! (Beep) Trebek: John Travolta. Travolta: Chinese whore doesn’t rhyme with dog…? Trebek: That’s why it was a wrong answer! Anyways, I heard about S.C. getting into it with Alex somewhere too, but I cant remember why. Sorry… ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/16 "2000-11-30T13:30:24Z")
ROTF… ::Hooo…:: I am gonna get fired, you have me rollin here. My favorite one was the ‘French Stewart’ ‘Burt Reynolds’ (and S.C. of course. Final Jeopardy. The Answer: A number (any number, just name a number off…) S.C.'s ‘question’: “V” Which is a Roman Numeral of course, so it scrolls down to reveal his wager… “Suck it Trebek” (the ‘V’ being the top part of the ‘K’ in ‘Suck’) LOL punk snot dead, broccoli! ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/17 "2000-11-30T13:35:36Z")
I liked the one where Ben Stiller is playing Tom Cruise and some other guy is imitating Adam Sandler (and, of course, Sean is there). They both did dead on impressions! Riot! ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/18 "2000-11-30T15:24:00Z")
Hrmm… So how many times has S.C. been on celebrity Jeopardy? Three? I can remember the French Stewart, Burt Reynolds (Turd Furgeson), and S.C.; and the one with Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler and S.C. Have there been others with S.C.? ---
**Author:** ![curwin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@curwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curwin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/19 "2000-11-30T16:14:42Z")
I remember one with Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds and Jerry Lewis. ---
**Author:** ![KV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@KV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KV)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261/20 "2000-11-30T16:31:43Z")
I laughed out loud at the one with David Duchovney as the host of the show, Sean wanted “The Rapists” AKA “therapists” each time. " I am the cock of the walk, Alex" [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sean-connery-alex-trebek/43261.md?page=2)