# Search function for SMDB sucks balls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/search-function-for-smdb-sucks-balls/768344>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/search-function-for-smdb-sucks-balls/768344 "2016-10-12T18:23:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/search-function-for-smdb-sucks-balls/768344/1 "2016-10-12T18:23:36Z")

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That’s all. It just had to be said.

eta: my thread title also sucks balls. _ **SDMB** _

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/search-function-for-smdb-sucks-balls/768344/2 "2016-10-12T18:33:17Z")

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Well at least you are complaining about the two minute minimum wait time between searches–which irritates most of us. Many of us have switched to Google:  
site:straightdope.com [search terms]

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/search-function-for-smdb-sucks-balls/768344/3 "2016-10-12T18:41:01Z")

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ATMB Sticky: [HOWTO: Search the SDMB using Google](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=638051)  
That said, there are times when I do like to use the SDMB’s built-in search function. When I try, it’s a toss-up whether the results will be satisfactory or frustrating.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/search-function-for-smdb-sucks-balls/768344/4 "2016-10-12T19:29:42Z")

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If you really crank up the sucking, you might have to do a bit of searching for your balls after a BDSM function.

ETA: Fun with moving the parts of a word/sentence around.