# Searching for ... coprophilia recipes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060 "2007-04-21T12:57:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/1 "2007-04-21T12:57:42Z")
No, not me. But I discovered today that someone had arrived at my website having searched for “coprophilia recipes”, which to be quite honest makes me so happy I could shit. I’m getting addicted to finding out what people search for before arriving at my site; it’s brilliant. On the off-chance that anyone else is as easily amused as me, I thought I’d share some other highlights: Lebanese singers fucking Noel Edmonds life story fat grannies holes How does my bladder work cartoon Steven Gerrard altitude training hamsters will rule the world celery sunlight allergy My site contained none of the above prior to said searches, although I did write Noel Edmonds’ life story in response to finding that one (to prevent future visitors’ disappointment, obviously). Moreover, the guy looking for Lebanese porn reached my site from the _tenth page_ of results, meaning he had fruitlessly scoured almost 100 websites for some hint of a nude middle-eastern chanteuse. Endless entertainment, server logs are. 🙂 Bit of a nerdfest, I know, but have any other website owners out there had some good searches? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/2 "2007-04-21T13:11:05Z")
Mine gets much of its traffic from: amateur ladyboys But this week I’ve had one from: jelly wrestling in hervey bay ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/3 "2007-04-21T13:44:15Z")
You two just _have_ to start exchanging links. You could pwn teh internets. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mike\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Fun)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/4 "2007-04-22T02:15:12Z")
My former band used to laugh our asses off at the things that people were searching for when they arrived at our website. It actually became a weekly ritual at band practice to see what turned up. I wish I could remember some of the better ones. Mostly it was stuff tangentially related to song titles. “coprophilia recipes?” I thought that was done mostly on tap - i.e. raw. Do people actualy cook with it? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/5 "2007-04-22T02:32:26Z")
Have you never eaten turd ucken? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/6 "2007-04-22T19:07:35Z")
Wait a minute: this thread gets _4 replies_ and my thread on “Names or Nicknames The Origin of Which You Discovered When You Were Older” got shoved of the front page after two replies? That’s just shitty. I going to have to sit down somewhere and spend some time thinking about that one. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/7 "2007-04-22T19:13:23Z")
You’re allowed to bump a thread once, but sometimes it you’ve got to accept that your meme didn’t work. Get over it. > [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > That’s just shitty. Now that really _is_ thread shitting! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/8 "2007-04-22T19:13:57Z")
Everyone knows poo is steamed. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/9 "2007-04-22T19:17:58Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] You’re allowed to bump a thread once, but sometimes it you’ve got to accept that your meme didn’t work. Get over it.Now that really _is_ thread shitting! [/QUOTE] I emailed the mods – the “it was a joke” smiley should be arriving any day now. Watch for it. And just what made it a meme? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/10 "2007-04-22T19:19:04Z")
Buttered. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/11 "2007-04-22T19:22:23Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] I emailed the mods – the “it was a joke” smiley should be arriving any day now. Watch for it. And just what made it a meme? [/QUOTE] It’s a meme if it’s all about youme… ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/12 "2007-04-22T19:24:16Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] It’s a meme if it’s all about youme… [/QUOTE] Well, glad that was cleared up. Now, if you and jjimm could stop highjacked the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/13 "2007-04-22T19:56:39Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] That’s just shitty. I going to have to sit down somewhere and spend some time thinking about that one. [/QUOTE] Well yeah. I redirected all the seekers after Lebanese porn to this page. I’m just that cunning. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/14 "2007-04-22T20:09:13Z")
[QUOTE=Dead Badger] Well yeah. I redirected all the seekers after Lebanese porn to this page. I’m just that cunning. [/QUOTE] \*\*Dead Badger \*\* (I tried to email you privately, but you’re not taking incoming emails), in my specificity in making a joke, it might have seemed I was trying to direct readers to a certain thread. I was not. If it seems so to you, the OP, I truly apologize to you, and only you. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/15 "2007-04-22T20:18:50Z")
I don’t understand - did you email the mods to ask permission to hijack the thread or what? I may have been whooshed, but no jury in the land would convict me… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/16 "2007-04-22T20:38:26Z")
I decided to prove the OP wrong. Surely Googling on “lebanese porn” would show a ton of relevant hits, right? Wrong, bucko. If you’ve got a taste for that sort of thing, you’re out of luck. I did, however, see a picture (face only) of Lebanese porn star Mustaffa Musthaveher. That alone made my search worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/17 "2007-04-22T20:52:29Z")
If you want to see what people are searching for…[Metaspy](http://www.metaspy.com/info.metac.spy/metaspy/). ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/18 "2007-04-22T21:26:11Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > Dead Badger (I tried to email you privately, but you’re not taking incoming emails), in my specificity in making a joke, it might have seemed I was trying to direct readers to a certain thread. I was not. > > If it seems so to you, the OP, I truly apologize to you, and only you. I’m not bothered at all by any of this, and intended this thread only as a bit of a laugh, so no apologies necessary. **tdn** , would I lie to you? I’m as surprised as anyone that the blog/wiki of an obscure and underperforming UK academic would prove popular with aficionados of granny scat and hamster domination, but such are the foibles of the world wide web. My problem is that I don’t want to disappoint visitors to my site, but I equally want to maintain its mission statement of consisting of 100% bollocks, 100% of the time. Thus I accused Noel Edmonds of suffering from latent coprophilia, which only led more weirdos to my door. It’s never-ending, I tell you! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/19 "2007-04-22T22:59:54Z")
I just found your blog based on this thread, and I’m absolutely loving it. RSS feed has been added to my reader. Encore! ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060/20 "2007-04-23T00:32:48Z")
Oh, cheers dude. To be perfectly honest I enjoy writing it more than any actual work I do. Wasn’t my plan to surreptitiously plug it here, honest. 🙂 Oh, and I forgot “cow udder fetish”. God, I’d love to meet the person that googled that. Maybe from behind a one-way mirror, but still. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searching-for-coprophilia-recipes/401060.md?page=2)