# Searing boob grill, jacket included. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792 "2019-12-13T04:12:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/1 "2019-12-13T04:12:40Z")
> **[ORORO Heated Apparel](https://www.woot.com/plus/ororo-heated-apparel-1?ref=w_cnt_gw_dly_tl)** > > ​A super human who can melt anything with her touch or a jacket that keeps you warm. Whichever. This picture on Woot made me laugh my ass off, I get what they are going for, but the pictures look more like a serious medieval torture implement than a cozy winter coat. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/2 "2019-12-13T04:14:35Z")
Fricken hilarious! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/3 "2019-12-13T04:25:23Z")
Klinger: I got a bra like that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/4 "2019-12-13T04:26:40Z")
That’s hawt!! ---
**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/5 "2019-12-13T07:30:58Z")
Ouch! That’s not the part of me that gets cold. I want something on my back. ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/6 "2019-12-13T14:19:46Z")
> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#): > > Ouch! That’s not the part of me that gets cold. I want something on my back. If it’s anything like my Milwaukee heated jacket, there’s heating elements in the back as well. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/7 "2019-12-13T14:21:39Z")
Is there a matching set of pants? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/8 "2019-12-13T14:43:45Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Is there a matching set of pants? [Aye, the hot pants.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/804a0f9d-dffe-4c31-a30f-722f2901a79a) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/9 "2019-12-13T16:42:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Is there a matching set of pants? Hey babe, you got a [hot ass](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1963/1181/products/vKFrpzejAGqWIOgObruRuNOEfxJ8iFgL-24_1200x.progressive.jpg). Seriously, you can dress yourself head-to-toe in [heated clothing for women](https://actionheat.com/collections/womens) or [men](https://actionheat.com/collections/heated-clothing-for-men). ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/10 "2019-12-13T16:46:32Z")
Radar: They’re hunting socks, sir. Blake: At this hour? ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/11 "2019-12-13T16:59:42Z")
It’s going to be a bitch carrying around a large solar array to keep those things cookin’. Dennis ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/12 "2019-12-13T17:08:09Z")
> [@mixdenny](#): > > It’s going to be a bitch carrying around a large solar array to keep those things cookin’. You don’t need to. You just plug into one of the many tree-mounted electrical outlets that are a standard feature of the wilderness. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/13 "2019-12-13T17:13:49Z")
“…Captain, sensors indicate that The Boyfriend is coming around on an attack vector again for another pass on the USS Daughter…” “Mr. Worf, is there any way that we can augment to power of her shields…?” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/searing-boob-grill-jacket-included/844792/14 "2019-12-13T17:17:58Z")
“If you guys want to come over for dinner, bring some brats or steaks or something. We’re already cooking breasts.”