# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/1 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")
(It’s definitely not summer any more and the last thread was four months old) \*\* Why do some men have a cuckold fantasy? Sometimes, the less you say, the better. Share yours.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/2 "2012-10-23T12:02:18Z")
\*\* So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to… Ask the person who calls people–telephone surveys \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/3 "2012-10-23T13:37:30Z")
\*\* I’m going through my neighbors mail and I feel sleezy I found a penny! \*\* Get richer neighbours. At least then the sleaziness will be worth it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/4 "2012-10-23T14:09:55Z")
\*\*Tell us one thing about yourself How Tired are you? \*\* Yeah – tell us! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/5 "2012-10-23T17:53:35Z")
\*\*I don’t exactly need a decorator. What do I need? statistics, sex and pudding \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/6 "2012-10-23T18:18:18Z")
[-Supposed video of secret Mormon temple rituals](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=669637) ``` [-Serbian Widower Has Late Wife’s Vulva Engraved on Her Tombstone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=669647) ``` ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/7 "2012-10-23T19:28:19Z")
\*\* Why is hetero anal sex so popular? statistics, sex and pudding \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/8 "2012-10-23T23:12:43Z")
**I scared a couple yesterday. Badly. Ah, the old ‘Elevator Malfunction’ trick!** Gets 'em every time! ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/9 "2012-10-23T23:15:08Z")
You mean like this one? > **[Season of mists and mellow sequential threads](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=669690)** > > (It’s definitely not summer any more and the last thread was four months old) \*\* Why do some men have a cuckold fantasy? Sometimes, the less you say, the better. Share yours.\*\* Admittedly it doesn’t really ‘stand out’ as a Sequential Thread. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/10 "2012-10-23T23:16:49Z")
Missed it. Mods, please close. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/11 "2012-10-23T23:18:34Z")
**I scared a couple yesterday. Badly. Ah, the old ‘Elevator Malfunction’ trick!** Gets 'em every time! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/12 "2012-10-23T23:21:07Z")
Merged duplicate threads. Because if there were more than one sequential thread thread, they could appear sequentially on the forum page, and thus become an entry in one – or both – of them, at which point the universe would implode. Or not. Doesn’t seem worth risking, though. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/13 "2012-10-23T23:22:48Z")
Aw, where’s your sense of _adventure?_ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/14 "2012-10-24T02:20:24Z")
**Why do abandoned concrete buildings decay so fast? Please reassure me everything will turn out okay.** There, there, it’s all just part of the natural concrete life cycle. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/15 "2012-10-24T03:45:33Z")
\*\* Why do Germans at Oktoberfest sing John Denver’s ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’? Malt Liquor\*\* ♫ _Bock to the place I belong_… ♪ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/16 "2012-10-24T09:55:47Z")
**Alone again. What’s wrong with me? Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech** There’s less harsh ways to imply she’s fat, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/17 "2012-10-24T14:53:20Z")
\*\*Please de-friend me if… I’m either a suspicious jerk or I don’t understand Downs Syndrome \*\* What if you’re both, like the late Earl Warren? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/18 "2012-10-24T16:45:33Z")
\*\* What’s the most scared you’ve ever been? Did you ever enjoy playing with regular wood building blocks?\*\* I did, until my tower got 200 feet high and the wind started gusting. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/19 "2012-10-24T17:43:21Z")
\*\* I’m having a baby You’ve GOT to be shitting me!! Names.\*\* Well… I guess it coulda been Chuck… or Wilbur… then there was that time after the ball game with Hal… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/20 "2012-10-24T18:31:44Z")
\*\*Beans, beans, good for your heart… Filling for cookie bowls. \*\* Oh, I don’t think so… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=2)