# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/181 "2012-11-15T17:07:45Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\* Ok, WTF [why does the toilet smell like ham?] > Spiders! > \*\* > The elusive ham spider. Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a Spider Pig does! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/182 "2012-11-15T18:27:01Z")
\*\*Dear Mr. Rolleyes Fuck my roommate \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/183 "2012-11-15T18:28:23Z")
**Dreams that affect you emotionally (even after you wake up) Spiders!** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/184 "2012-11-15T22:26:56Z")
\*\*Fuck my roommate I Pit Premature Sex and the Importance of Sex (especially in Western culture) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/185 "2012-11-15T22:28:32Z")
**What would prevent Papa John’s from deducting health insurance from employee pay? Illiteracy** “So, you deliver the pizza, and in return I give you this many of the pieces of paper with the guy with the big forehead and the poofy hair on them.” “Great! Say, do you think you could deduct my health insurance premiums from my pay?” “Aww, man…” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/186 "2012-11-15T23:25:30Z")
**I’m getting bloody sick of Account Services! She called me a nerd** That ‘Heather’ is a bitch! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/187 "2012-11-16T03:05:35Z")
\*\*Anyone ever seen this strange film? No more Taco Salad at Wendys \*\* Yeah, wasn’t that the sequel to “Breakfast at Tiffany’s”? It wasn’t as good, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/188 "2012-11-16T05:54:07Z")
**If You’re Married and Don’t Know it, Raise Your Hand New Gun Humans are getting stupider every day. Or maybe only researchers are?** This is either the Darwin Awards or the IgNobel Prizes. I’m just not sure which. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/189 "2012-11-16T13:57:16Z")
\*\* Tell me the differences between cheap shoes, and expensive shoes. Hormones, Tears and Cramps at age 53? WTF?\*\* Wow, those Florsheim people are really going in for the hard sell. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/190 "2012-11-16T15:52:09Z")
**I’m getting bloody sick of Account Services! Please Enjoy the Unavoidable Suffering** Is that how Rachel starts the call now? At least she’s being honest. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/191 "2012-11-16T15:56:36Z")
\*\*New Gun Mr. Shoe is in the hospital \*\* Remember to point the end with the hole in it _away_ from you! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/192 "2012-11-16T17:21:31Z")
\*\* Fuck my roommate If it’s so important to you, YOU do it!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/193 "2012-11-16T17:35:33Z")
\*\* Recipe for those dense, puck-like oat cakes found at coffee houses/health food stores OMG I am so sick.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/194 "2012-11-16T23:07:18Z")
\*\* My son hides feces around the house Gym Etiquette\*\* You can do that at the gym, as long as you wipe down the equipment afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/195 "2012-11-18T00:30:38Z")
\*\* Boy, those Jehovah’s Witlesses drones sure left fast… New Gun \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/196 "2012-11-18T09:01:18Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > \*\* Boy, those Jehovah’s Witlesses drones sure left fast… > New Gun \*\* 😃 \*\* Scrabble on facebook. What do you think? Bingo\*\* I don’t share your enthusiasm, but I’m very happy for you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/197 "2012-11-18T16:30:49Z")
\*\* What music was playing when you lost your virginity? Feeling a manic phase coming on\*\* No wonder she kept telling me to slow down. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/198 "2012-11-18T18:26:29Z")
\*\*What were the fads when you were in school? sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/199 "2012-11-18T18:48:18Z")
**How do I explain to an interviewer that I was fired? "Often, when I rush a bowel movement, tactical errors are made."** ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/200 "2012-11-18T19:05:51Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > **How do I explain to an interviewer that I was fired? > “Often, when I rush a bowel movement, tactical errors are made.”** DAMMIT! Stole mine! :mad: 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=11)