# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/221 "2012-11-21T16:51:46Z")
**Trip to London with a child Andorra-any reason to go?** Yes. The reason to go to Andorra is because the SO it taking the kid to London. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/222 "2012-11-21T18:13:03Z")
\*\*“Mondegreens” where you are utterly convinced that you are right, and the rest of the world is crazy It’s Peanut Paste not Peanut Butter \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/223 "2012-11-21T18:45:41Z")
\*\* Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it??? Coffee and Potato Chips \*\* Discovered in the wee hours of the morning, monitoring the Mars Rover, when the vending machines were almost cleaned out. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/224 "2012-11-21T20:07:18Z")
\*\*Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it??? Dark Matter \*\* _THAT’S_ where it’s been hiding! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/225 "2012-11-21T20:54:50Z")
\*\*WTF just came out of my beer can? soda tabs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/226 "2012-11-22T02:08:42Z")
**What were the fads when you were in school? Real estate and divorce** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/227 "2012-11-22T14:05:59Z")
\*\*Has R’Lyeh been found ? Spiders! \*\* \*Look there! Rising from a noisome pit of primordial ooze and nacreous slime.it’s the loathsome form of Great Cthulhu with his membranous wings and gelid tentacles. The utter horror is enough to blast reason from the mind and plunge it into a miasma of Non-Euclidean horror, and… …Aaaah! A Spider! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/228 "2012-11-22T18:56:43Z")
**Large Penis Jokes It’s getting harder to listen to music** Do you know what ELSE is getting harder? HITLER! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/229 "2012-11-23T13:31:39Z")
\*\* Large Penis Jokes Nature is sexist \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/230 "2012-11-23T14:42:58Z")
\*\* Things MEN do to make themselves attractive to WOMEN that don’t make them attractive to women Large Penis Jokes \*\* That latter thread really lends itself to sequential thread jokes. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/231 "2012-11-23T18:36:15Z")
**New State Mottos Large Penis Jokes** ``` There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. And he said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." ``` _– new Massachusettes state motto_ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/232 "2012-11-23T23:10:51Z")
**Thanksgiving Horror Stories? Could you live off Dietary Supplements? Poll: Cranberry sauce, canned or homemade.** Mom’s cooking was so bad, the only nutrition in the house was multivitamins and canned jelo ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/233 "2012-11-24T05:21:34Z")
\*\*Are porn stars physically damaged by their work? Are these bullet holes? \*\* Talk about a rough shoot… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2012, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/234 "2012-11-24T13:04:47Z")
**Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it??? Free Wifi???** ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/235 "2012-11-24T13:24:37Z")
I don’t care if it’s cheating to use Sequentials from New Posts, this one’s just too good not to share: \*\* Liquids Pouring Through a Spout-Transition to Dribbling? Guys: You ever get stage fright at the urinal?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/236 "2012-11-25T00:32:38Z")
\*\*Your examples of people throwing their weight around. Large Penis Jokes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/237 "2012-11-25T00:45:35Z")
**Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse! Bulb burned out? Buy a new fixture!** “Hell, let’s just buy a whole new house! It’s only money!” ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/238 "2012-11-25T03:22:39Z")
**The long and winding divorce… You psycho bitch!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/239 "2012-11-25T13:46:31Z")
**What’s the trick to Persian girls? Saying Grace** “For the hottie I’m about to receive…” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/240 "2012-11-25T15:12:00Z")
**What causes those freaky lights in movies? Hypocrisy … not so much** Well, if it’s not hypocrisy then what _is_ it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=13)