# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/241 "2012-11-25T16:04:46Z")
\*\* I like fake tits better than real ones! So what should I see in London?\*\* Don’t miss Harrod’s lingerie department. As a bonus, you get a free trip to the Old Bailey. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/242 "2012-11-25T18:51:56Z")
\*\*Say up the screwing. Just checking to say that I am still alive. Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises The long and winding divorce… \*\* Say, up the screwing or I’ll kill you, cut off your penis, and divorce your sorry ass! :mad: Or just this pair… **The long and winding divorce… The perfect Christmas present for. . . . well, an idiot I guess** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/243 "2012-11-26T15:59:48Z")
\*\*Asians are so bad at driving Mr. Shoe is in the hospital \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/244 "2012-11-26T16:12:31Z")
\*\* Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises Asians are so bad at driving\*\* Maybe you do need a penis to drive; hence, lousy women drivers. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/245 "2012-11-26T17:27:43Z")
\*\*Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises Are “cunt” and “twat” less offensive terms in England? \*\* They seem to be rather offensive in Thailand, though. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/246 "2012-11-26T17:56:22Z")
\*\* Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises Mr. Shoe is in the hospital Large Penis Jokes \*\* Last one separated by one ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/247 "2012-11-26T19:16:46Z")
\*\* The long and winding divorce… Just checking to say that I am still alive.\*\* Wow, seems it’s more acrimonious than I thought! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/248 "2012-11-27T06:26:26Z")
\*\*The newest Nigerian scam Large Penis Jokes \*\* Dear christian sir, i am writing to ask you’re help in a most urgent matter, having won the sum of $175,000,000 (ONE HUNDRED SEVENTI FIVE MILLION DOLLARS) in contest to find Africa’s Biggest Penis I am now unable to leave country with money so before organised criminals take money from me I am wishful to transfer to foreign account, for which I will share with you 25% (TWENTI FIVE PERCENT)… ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/249 "2012-11-27T07:21:49Z")
**Just got laid off. So… I’m really homeless now. All my exes still hate my guts The ocean is reclaiming parts of my city…** Whoa, dude. I thought _I_ was having a bad week. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/250 "2012-11-27T13:01:29Z")
\*\*Why Thai Women Cut Off Their Husbands’ Penises The newest Nigerian scam Large Penis Jokes \*\* I am a Nigerian Prince who needs your help in reattaching my penis, which was cut off by a woman in Thailand. No, I didn’t go to Thailand; my penis is just that long, and she thought it was her husband’s! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/251 "2012-11-27T13:29:43Z")
\*\* Anna Karenina - agree with me or my wife? Blonde on the Fox Network\*\* Not really. But I did see Dolly Oblonsky on MSNBC. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/252 "2012-11-27T13:53:42Z")
\*\*Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex Are porn stars physically damaged by their work? Is penis in vagina sex instinctive? \*\* Inquiring Minds Want To Know! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/253 "2012-11-27T14:49:02Z")
\*\* Man dies after winning Roach Eating Contest We’re living the dream; we just don’t realize it \*\* Man! This is the Life!..Gotcha! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/254 "2012-11-27T15:12:02Z")
\*\*Why do people get married? How hard is it to get a date? \*\* Yeah, I mean…really! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/255 "2012-11-27T15:18:06Z")
\*\*What are the minimum prerequisites for a universe that allows for self-awareness? Blonde on the Fox Network \*\* That’s setting the bar _really_ low. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/256 "2012-11-27T15:22:42Z")
\*\*Large Penis Jokes Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it??? \*\* Mine is SOOOO Big… ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/257 "2012-11-27T16:20:04Z")
**So what kind of dog did I rescue? Did this dog need to be shot or not? (video)** Who are you, Michael Vick? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/258 "2012-11-27T17:11:25Z")
\*\* Why do people get married? At home workout with no equipment?\*\* Who needs a treadmill, babe - I’ve got you. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/259 "2012-11-27T18:38:59Z")
\*\* Is childhood in the Peanuts universe miserable? What is peanut brittle without peanuts? \*\* For Lucy, childhood is brittle. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/260 "2012-11-27T18:50:59Z")
\*\* Is there a time limit to serve an insurance liability? All of a Sudden, All My Crickets Die In A Matter of Hours\*\* “Sorry sir, but at Cricket Life, your policy is only good overnight.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=14)