# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/261 "2012-11-27T18:53:16Z")

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\*\*Suggestions for names for my truck  
Heifer International’s escape clause  
\*\*  
It worked for my band!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/262 "2012-11-27T19:25:52Z")

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\*\*Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???

Mice! (Too weak for the BBQ Pit)  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/263 "2012-11-27T19:37:22Z")

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\*\* Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex

Is penis in vagina sex instinctive?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/264 "2012-11-27T21:03:20Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\* Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex
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> Is penis in vagina sex instinctive?  
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Boy, are you in the wrong church!

**The Nth Annual “What do you want for Christmas?” thread  
Just got laid off.**

A JOB!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/265 "2012-11-27T21:34:11Z")

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\*\* Why doesn’t Fox News have any Black Anchors?  
Large Penis Jokes \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/266 "2012-11-27T21:36:18Z")

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\*\* What is the oldest electrical product still being manufactured?  
All of a Sudden, All My Crickets Die In A Matter of Hours\*\*

Must be a short circuit. I’d go back to using the Cricket Guillotine - works in a snap.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/267 "2012-11-28T04:01:05Z")

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\*\*Need help dealing with Death  
New kitty. \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/268 "2012-11-28T12:59:53Z")

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\*\*What does it take to hurt Superman (ASIDE from Kryptonite)?

The Voice, Season 3  
\*\*

AAaahhhh! My super-ears!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/269 "2012-11-28T15:11:40Z")

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\*\*Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex  
Explain to me how this whole “frequent flyer” thing works…  
\*\*  
How dare you imply that they’re promiscuous!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/270 "2012-11-28T15:29:34Z")

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\*\* Help me understand some things about homosexual attraction

How hard is it to get a date?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/271 "2012-11-28T18:22:29Z")

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\*\*Unemployment

Is it Worth Trying?

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No. The pay is _terrible_.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/272 "2012-11-28T18:39:23Z")

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\*\* What wacky ways would you spend a mega lottery win?  
Kindle Fire or Nook?\*\*

Hey there, you wacky big spender.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/273 "2012-11-28T18:42:37Z")

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\*\* Should Heroin Addicts Be Given Heroin?  
Is Fox News really all that bad?\*\*

If you’d heard tea partiers screaming in withdrawal after losing their cable connection, you wouldn’t be asking that question.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/274 "2012-11-28T18:48:41Z")

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\*\* New kitty.

Running, with dogs, while talking on the phone

\*\*

That is one talented hitty1

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/275 "2012-11-28T19:22:39Z")

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\*\*Mars discovery is “one for the record books.” But what is it???

There is actually a special college for home schooled evangelicals -

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It’s Out Of This World!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/276 "2012-11-28T19:52:38Z")

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\*\*Are porn stars physically damaged by their work?  
Getting stink out of furry slippers \*\*

She was never quite right after what he did to her slippers…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/277 "2012-11-28T21:05:31Z")

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\*\*Celebrity deaths since 2002 that upset you most?  
J. R. finally dies - Larry Hagman dead at 81  
\*\*  
I really loved “Dallas”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/278 "2012-11-29T13:47:08Z")

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\*\* Girl on top sexual position  
What keeps you going?\*\*

“Well, he’s taking me to Jared afterwards.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/279 "2012-11-29T14:21:41Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> \*\* Girl on top sexual position  
> What keeps you going?\*\*
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> “Well, he’s taking me to Jared afterwards.”

It’s better now, with the two thread titles reversed.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/280 "2012-11-29T17:42:50Z")

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\*\* Ohio dad gets jail for mocking girl with cerebral palsy  
Are “cunt” and “twat” less offensive terms in England? \*\*

They’re not exactly polite, but most people would concede this guy was asking for it.

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