# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/301 "2012-12-01T20:48:16Z")

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\*\* How Fat is Too Fat?  
Girl on top sexual position\*\*

☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/302 "2012-12-02T19:46:07Z")

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\*\* On the SDMB, you will find…  
House plant fungus \*\*

Beware, there are aphids infesting GQ.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/303 "2012-12-02T22:59:13Z")

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\*\*On the SDMB, you will find…  
L.E.D. Lights…gawd  
\*\*  
And yet we still don’t have avatars?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/304 "2012-12-03T10:51:12Z")

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\*\*What’s the trick to Persian girls?  
Pronunciation of “twat” \*\*

…No, I’m fairly sure that pronouncing it incorrectly isn’t the problem they have with you.  
**A christmas gift from us atheists to the religionists on the SDMB  
Asshole at the St. Louis Arch-Diocese and the “Protect our Freedom Of Religion” movement.**

SDMB Religionists: “Take it back!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/305 "2012-12-03T13:13:50Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\*When did men’s shorts get longer???

Large Penis Jokes  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/306 "2012-12-03T16:07:45Z")

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\*\* Holy crap! I just got…  
Albums delivered after a long hiatus by the artist(s). Are these more often masterpieces or not?\*\*

Mostly it means UPS is slacking off again.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/307 "2012-12-03T16:24:16Z")

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\*\*Just got laid!!  
Large Penis Jokes \*\*

You call that a large penis? What a joke!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/308 "2012-12-03T16:39:17Z")

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\*\*  
Kate Middleton is pregnant  
Moved: Duchess of Cambridge pregnant  
Butthurt, making emberassing assholic idiotic mistakes  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/309 "2012-12-03T19:36:20Z")

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\*\*End of the world meal  
I’m interested in learning how to cook Thai food. Thoughts, experiences, advice? \*\*

Give it a try. It may be your last chance…

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/310 "2012-12-04T00:40:01Z")

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**What’s the current situation in NYC?  
My Bathroom Has Disappeared!  
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital  
I just got mugged**

I see Koch is back in office.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/311 "2012-12-04T10:50:20Z")

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\*\*IVF clinics in Thailand - anyone have experience?  
Kate Middleton is pregnant \*\*

They work!!

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/312 "2012-12-04T14:52:53Z")

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\*\*Aliens only abducted cows and stupid folk?  
Abusive relationships? \*\*

Well, they’re only assholes when they’re drunk.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/313 "2012-12-04T20:42:50Z")

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\*\*  
What’s the problem with my Full Wave Rectifier?  
Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex  
(NSFW) Is this picture real? Can a woman’s vagina stretch that much?\*\*

Hee. Hee. You said “rectifier.”

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**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/314 "2012-12-05T00:48:08Z")

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Main page

**How Fat is Too Fat?  
Kate Middleton is pregnant.**

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/315 "2012-12-05T07:18:35Z")

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\*\* Looking for advice and suggestions for a new car  
What’s a non-offensive synonym for “lame”? \*\*

Prius?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/316 "2012-12-05T14:12:23Z")

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\*\*Euphemisms in other languages  
26-year-old actor Frankie Muniz has a stroke-- what?!  
\*\*  
Ahhh, “having a stroke”, eh?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/317 "2012-12-05T15:09:55Z")

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\*\*Stupid things you’ve done, 3rd edition  
Kate Middleton is pregnant \*\*

Oops. Sorry, William.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/318 "2012-12-05T16:15:26Z")

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\*\* Mental health situation of a person who plays the same damed 7 or 8 songs over and over daily?  
Is a limp a turn-off?\*\*

In this case, if the same damned songs are all versions of “Monster Mash”, I’m moving to a cubicle far far away.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/319 "2012-12-05T16:22:50Z")

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\*\* Is it dangerous to breathe flatulence?  
What to do about female facial hair?\*\*

Dream date, huh?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/320 "2012-12-05T16:28:09Z")

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\*\*Why is this statue blowing himself?  
Back pain due to muscle strain  
\*\*  
That’s more of an effect than a cause.

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