# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/341 "2012-12-09T01:57:39Z")
\*\* I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of? Sunday casual breakfast in DC?\*\* **I say “Germany.” What’s the first thing you think of? Best location to naturally freeze yourself?** Dopers - not the most intelligent bunch, but certainly the weirdest. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/342 "2012-12-09T08:46:30Z")
**Psychics who prey on the grieving are total… Decembrants** Not a term I’m familiar with, but I guess it must be pretty harsh language. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/343 "2012-12-09T13:56:13Z")
**Why is history important? How hard is it to get a date?** Man dressed as a Nazi: “I don’t get it. Girls like uniforms, but I can’t seem to get a date!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/344 "2012-12-09T17:15:55Z")
\*\* Poll: When did you start balding? How hard is it to get a date?\*\* “Hey sweetie, grass doesn’t grow on a busy street” is a notoriously unsuccessful pickup line. **Catfish like orcas Your GPS will not get you to my house!!!** Wishful thinking - they’re sliming at the front door right now. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/345 "2012-12-09T19:22:29Z")
\*\*Call me a skeptical asshole, but… I pit “The Gifts of Hope”\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/346 "2012-12-10T00:40:44Z")
**Call me a skeptical asshole, but… Fuck the Prankers** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/347 "2012-12-10T08:32:00Z")
Seen sequentially in MPSIMS: **Craving a Tall Glass of MMP** **Food tasted very loud today** Sounds like someone’s been spending too much time at Salvador Dali’s house. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/348 "2012-12-10T12:53:29Z")
\*\*Another dog gets shot by police Who won this fight…me, or the cat? \*\* Probably the cat. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/349 "2012-12-10T12:56:21Z")
\*\*This weekend has been exceptionally rough My grandmother seems to have deteriorated fast… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/350 "2012-12-10T14:44:10Z")
\*\*Publicly listed companies working on ‘Black’ defence projects Antimatter weapons \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/351 "2012-12-10T15:29:28Z")
\*\*Call me a skeptical asshole, but… This board is a bunch of hypocritical douchebags \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/352 "2012-12-10T19:09:11Z")
\*\*What kind of topological object is the human body? Human-Arthropod hybrid \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/353 "2012-12-10T20:00:10Z")
\*\*Food that should not exist. I don’t like ‘squatch’. \*\* Thankfully, it doesn’t exist. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/354 "2012-12-10T20:12:45Z")
\*\*Food that should not exist. Ready for elephant poop coffee? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/355 "2012-12-11T11:26:46Z")
\*\*The ultimate post-apocalyptic survival scenario thread What’s the current situation in NYC? \*\* It’s not that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/356 "2012-12-11T13:57:41Z")
**What are the waiters secretly calling you on the receipt? I’m craving a tall glass of MMP** They’re probably calling you “The MMP-drinking hipster”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/357 "2012-12-11T14:05:25Z")
\*\*What’s it called: paintings you stand behind and stick your face in Human-Arthropod hybrid \*\* Naw, that’s mostly the cut-outs you see near the beach. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/358 "2012-12-11T14:35:51Z")
\*\* Let’s rename Christmas as “Gift Card Day”! Just give me my fucking money, already!\*\* My, the little ones are getting cranky while awaiting Santa. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/359 "2012-12-11T15:15:41Z")
\*\*What should I look for in a laser pointer? Antimatter weapons \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/360 "2012-12-11T16:01:48Z")
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