# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/361 "2012-12-11T18:30:01Z")
\*\*Kickstarter: As an investor, what’s in it for me? Aaaghh! Dead mouse in my water softener salt tank! What to do? \*\* Next time, don’t sign up for the “Dead mouse in a water softener” Kickstarter. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/362 "2012-12-11T18:39:18Z")
\*\*Is this a crime and if so what crime? Impersonating law enforcement \*\* Yes it is and that’s what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/363 "2012-12-11T20:58:58Z")
\*\* Obligatory thread: Monkey in fabulous coat found alone at Toronto IKEA Please remind me why I should not contact my ex.\*\* Well, it’s not as if she was caught shopping at Big Lots. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/364 "2012-12-11T21:09:53Z")
\*\*Customers called “Fat Girls” on receipt at restaurant Is this waitperson behavior presumptuous or helpful? \*\* I hope this waitperson doesn’t expect a tip. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/365 "2012-12-11T22:54:30Z")
\*\*Call me a skeptical asshole, but… Fuck Christmas \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/366 "2012-12-12T04:45:01Z")
**What would you order for your last meal? What would you like on your tombstone?** I’d have to give a last meal order some thought, but I’m pretty damn sure that it won’t involve crappy frozen pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/367 "2012-12-12T13:17:47Z")
\*\* What If We Were All Reptiles? Is therapy a scam?\*\* “You need to find your inner crocodile. That’ll be $200.” _SNAP_ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/368 "2012-12-12T13:54:11Z")
\*\*What’s this type of stock phrase called? Laughter critical mass point \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/369 "2012-12-12T19:22:39Z")
\*\*Call me a skeptical asshole, but… Just give me my fucking money, already! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/370 "2012-12-12T19:25:37Z")
**RIP Ravi Shankar Paul McCartney to front Nirvana reunion** “John, George - Look who’s here!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/371 "2012-12-12T19:45:03Z")
\*\*How do I teach my pets not to sleep on our bed at night? Where do all the cool cats get their ears pierced nowadays? \*\* On your bed – DUH! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/372 "2012-12-12T20:11:21Z")
\*\* We are in a contest to win an IVF with Dr. Sher at SIRM - Please Vote please don’t ignore Why do people act like it is never enough in parenting?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/373 "2012-12-12T20:13:11Z")
\*\* Is it true that nudity is more offensive than violence in America? If so why? God and judgment\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/374 "2012-12-12T21:44:34Z")
\*\* Executing someone with a full colon In a right to work state …\*\* …wearing a red rubber clown nose? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/375 "2012-12-13T20:44:31Z")
\*\*Questions about the Royal Prank call. What If We Were All Reptiles? \*\* You mean _all_ of us, not _just_ the royals? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/376 "2012-12-13T21:27:43Z")
\*\*Forgotten slang from your childhood Corrpt Mter Maid-What To Do? \*\* More like forgotten vowels from your adulthood, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/377 "2012-12-13T23:20:00Z")
\*\* What If We Were All Reptiles? Hugo Chavez might be too sick to attend his own inaugural\*\* “I’m not going, I tell you…do you see the way they’re watching me?” “Doesn’t Hugo look _tasty_ tonight?” (drool) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/378 "2012-12-13T23:34:01Z")
\*\*Could your average physics professor design a hydrogen bomb? How do I get rid of Drain Flies? \*\* Answer, meet question. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/379 "2012-12-14T15:46:37Z")
\*\*How much do I have to pay you to take Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) as your roommate? Use Your Dalek Voice, Please. \*\* Ex-ter-min-ate! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/380 "2012-12-14T16:03:34Z")
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