# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/21 "2012-10-24T18:43:46Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > **Alone again. What’s wrong with me? > Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech** > > There’s less harsh ways to imply she’s fat, you know. Also this one: I’m having a baby. Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/22 "2012-10-24T20:27:21Z")
\*\* Is Ashtanga yoga a religious practice? How do you use your anvil? \*\* I visualize it as a feather, then drop it gently on non-believers. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/23 "2012-10-24T22:59:00Z")
\*\*In Glengarry Glen Ross, what exactly are the salesmen selling? Electric roasters for turkeys? \*\* Yes. Yes, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/24 "2012-10-24T23:52:38Z")
\*\*I had bariatric surgery yesterday!!! Blow it out your ass, Le Pétomane\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/25 "2012-10-25T02:41:56Z")
**My workplace caught on fire I Don’t Want to Work** Fair enough, under the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/26 "2012-10-25T02:43:54Z")
**I Don’t Want to Work I’m having a baby** So much for the “modern woman”. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/27 "2012-10-25T07:20:13Z")
\*\*Confessions of a Party Princess I Don’t Want to Work \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/28 "2012-10-25T07:47:16Z")
\*\*Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech Weight Loss Support Thread [edited title] \*\* 'Yooou wooouuldn’t beeliiieeeve hooow muuuch I weeeiiigh." **statistics, sex and pudding Please reassure me everything will turn out okay** There’s a 76.8% chance that she’ll think it’s pleasantly kinky and not a turnoff. As long as you wash the pudding off after. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/29 "2012-10-25T11:56:14Z")
\*\* Would you date a telepath? Does my daughter have eating issues?\*\* Nah, she just likes fatty foods. Trust me on this. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/30 "2012-10-25T12:28:55Z")
\*\*Two questions on the Traveler’s Dilemma (statistics): Truck won’t start \*\* OK. What’s your second question? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/31 "2012-10-25T16:09:52Z")
\*\* Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24 \*\* please don’t ban me, Ed ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/32 "2012-10-25T17:49:16Z")
\*\*So. You got cancer in your balls. And this entitled you to… Crappy science instruction \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/33 "2012-10-25T20:44:11Z")
\*\* Ask the person who calls people–telephone surveys BEEP! Beep. Beep BEEP. BEEEEEEP!..beep beep…BEEP!! BEEP BEEP!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/34 "2012-10-25T21:47:47Z")
If only it weren’t for a MMP in between. **My workplace caught on fire** **Don’t fire on a NATO warship** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/35 "2012-10-25T22:16:58Z")
\*\*Almost 30, never had a relationship. Any advice? The Friend Zone \*\* It’s great! You can be the guy she turns to for relationship advice, and cries on after she’s ignored it, and move heavy stuff for her, and never get laid! ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/36 "2012-10-26T02:23:45Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > \*\* Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech > Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24 \*\* > > please don’t ban me, Ed Don’t ban me for loling, either! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/37 "2012-10-26T12:46:38Z")
\*\* Alone again. What’s wrong with me? Need colonoscopy jokes!! \*\* Well, I’ve got _one_ idea… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/38 "2012-10-26T12:59:31Z")
**Sump Pump - plugging into a UPS? There’s no etiquette-approved way to do this is there?** Use a hose with a flower-print design. > [@koeeoaddi](#): > > \*\* Beluga Whale Imitates Human Speech > Ed Zotti speaking at University of Tennessee Knoxville October 24 \*\* > > please don’t ban me, Ed This belongs in the Greatest Sequential Threads archive. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/39 "2012-10-26T13:02:24Z")
\*\*Beans, beans, good for your heart… Asinine disclaimers in commercials \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/40 "2012-10-26T13:34:36Z")
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