# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/381 "2012-12-14T16:36:29Z")
\*\* GF Is Pregnant With Another Man’s Baby Should I give my ex the Christmas gift I bought her?\*\* It’s always good to have a backup plan. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/382 "2012-12-14T17:27:18Z")
\*\*SDMB Christmas Exchange 2012 “God sent his son” \*\* And all I sent Him was a box of Russell Stovers. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/383 "2012-12-14T17:30:42Z")
\*\*Christmas Homebrew? I’m Craving a Tall Glass of MMP \*\* I was thinking more along the lines of a spiced porter, but to each their own. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/384 "2012-12-14T18:56:19Z")
The confused theology sequence (right ahead of this thread, interestingly): \*\* I will be flamed for this. Oh, the irony of mixed messages they refused my blood “God sent his son” Did your life turn out the way you thought it would? Someone in your life that “doesn’t get it” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/385 "2012-12-14T20:34:53Z")
\*\*Next books to read. Use Your Dalek Voice, Please. \*\* Ahem…“IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES…” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/386 "2012-12-14T21:07:11Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Next books to read. > Use Your Dalek Voice, Please. \*\* > > Ahem…“IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES…” No, no, no. It should be: "IT – WAS – THE – BEST – OF – TIMES IT – WAS – THE – WORST – OF – TIMES" ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/387 "2012-12-15T04:02:41Z")
\*\*How do I turn Safe Search off on Google? Porn blocker for cell phones\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/388 "2012-12-15T08:48:14Z")
\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently “God sent his son” \*\* Always cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/389 "2012-12-15T14:54:40Z")
**Ready for elephant poop coffee? I ate dogshit!!!** Someone’s always got to go one better. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/390 "2012-12-15T16:55:20Z")
\*\*Another idea on how to get out of jury duty Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber \*\* It would probably work, but how desperate are you? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/391 "2012-12-15T17:58:58Z")
\*\* What’s your favorite thing about farts? What is the stupidist movement?\*\* Following through after farting is round about the top of the list - usually means you were trying a bit too hard on the fart. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/392 "2012-12-15T18:51:04Z")
\*\* Don’t we have an obligation as a society to look at ways to curb gun violence? What If We Were All Reptiles?\*\* Well, that would settle the concealed carry debate. ---
**Author:** ![Postariti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Postariti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Postariti)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/393 "2012-12-16T12:20:32Z")
\*\*What is the city of…? Plantar Fasciitis WWII Homing Pigeon Found We Have Pigeon Eggs Poll: City, suburbs, or country? What kind of planet could a dragon evolve on? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/394 "2012-12-16T13:42:53Z")
\*\* Canadian camouflage company claims to have created perfect invisibility cloak Another idea on how to get out of jury duty\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/395 "2012-12-16T16:26:09Z")
\*\* I pit my religious upbringing for the sexual damage it’s caused Christians And Their Shitty Fuckin Pizza\*\* Is that you, George Costanza? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/396 "2012-12-16T18:41:13Z")
\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/397 "2012-12-17T00:05:05Z")
**Ask the conspiracy theorist So what happens if I’m completely tired of the Internet?** Oh, that’s _good_! It means you’re finally breaking free of the insidious Mind Control Network set up by the Illuminati World Government on behalf of their Zeta Reticulan Reptiloid Overlords! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/398 "2012-12-17T01:06:38Z")
\*\* How popular is Punch and Judy? Poll: Who’s on top? Poll: What’s on top?\*\* Fer chrissake, just sit back and enjoy the show. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/399 "2012-12-17T01:42:53Z")
\*\*When Christmas Parties Go Bad Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/400 "2012-12-17T12:57:47Z")
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